Funny quotes.

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Elysia
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Funny quotes.

Postby Elysia » Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:51 pm

Aka famous last words:

Ivoton narrates <h> 'I am fixing to flee'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
[ PK Ivoton killed by Matmartigan at The Dusty Road (#xxxx) ]

Tarn
Posts: 54
Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:00 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Tarn » Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:53 am

The always great Rychek: "My peace protests in the blight were met with violence"

martimir
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby martimir » Fri Aug 14, 2015 1:34 am

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You give a bloodstained cloak bearing a clenched fist to a well-traveled merchant.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

A well-traveled merchant sits down.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

A well-traveled merchant gives you a decadent white leather dress with a plunging neckline.
A well-traveled merchant says 'This is more suitable for you, Martimir.'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

A well-traveled merchant clambers to his feet.
A well-traveled merchant nods to himself, he must need reassurance.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
narr A well-traveled merchant says 'This is more suitable for you, Martimir.'
You narrate 'A well-traveled merchant says 'This is more suitable for you, Martimir.''

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
narr whats he trying to say
You narrate 'whats he trying to say'

Serkhan
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Joined: Mon Mar 23, 2015 5:10 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Serkhan » Sun Aug 16, 2015 3:48 pm

A few from the last few years:

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Clumsy narrates 'so I am the only one who thinks darkside clan wars are kinda pointless then?'

Noikor narrates 'they're not pointless'

Noikor narrates 'they let us know which clans are weak'

Noikor narrates 'such as ahf'frait and dhai'mon'

Fink narrates 'u are weak'

Fink narrates 'not dhavol'

o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > whois fink
Fink the Grim Conscript is a level 36 Ahf'frait trolloc.
A Tall lanky Trolloc with sleek black fur seems to drift through the trees!
But then again your not sure if you really ever seen him.
Then The Dagger enters your back!

l
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > The Entrance to the Watchtower
This is inside the watchtower on the hill. This is the entrance floor, with a
large spiral staircase edging the walls, leading up through a trapdoor and
down into a dark dungeon. This is a guardroom, sparsely furnished and with
a small fireplace to prepare food in and to heat the room.
[ obvious exits: N U D ]
A gory tuft of flesh lies abandoned on the ground.
Noikor the Darkling Master is standing here.
An Elite Dha'vol guard stands here, protecting his master.
An Elite Dha'vol guard stands here, protecting his master.
An Elite Dha'vol guard stands here, protecting his master.
An Elite Dha'vol guard stands here, protecting his master.
An Elite Dha'vol guard stands here, protecting his master.
An Elite Dha'vol guard stands here, protecting his master.
A tall and cloaked myrddraal locks eyes with you, smiling cruelly.
A huge darkhound is here, drooling and snarling.
A huge darkhound is here, drooling and snarling.
A huge darkhound is here, drooling and snarling.
A huge darkhound is here, drooling and snarling.
A huge darkhound is here, drooling and snarling.
A powerful Myrddraal stands here.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Noikor leaves down.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Noikor has arrived from below.
A Dha'vol trolloc has arrived from below.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Noikor leaves north.
A Dha'vol trolloc leaves north.

You tell Fink 'Noikor coming after you and he's drunk'

Fink tells you 'no'

Fink tells you 'i have respect for dhavol'

You tell Fink 'So you should probably hide or something for a bit'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > t fink so go to your mobs in TKD or make sure he can't find you
No-one by that name here..

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Ragnorake narrates 'Any pk?'

Chrissy narrates 'Braddon, Gaverie and Stas after me east of Cairhien'

Bryan narrates 'Did you tell them you weren't that kind of girl?'

**********************************************************

* HP:Healthy MV:Weary >
Hellace narrates 'maybe you hag fools should just quaff next time :P'

* HP:Healthy MV:Weary >
Zarth narrates 'we shoulda told skittles they were expers'

* HP:Healthy MV:Weary >
Skittles narrates 'I quaffed twice in that'

* HP:Healthy MV:Weary >
Zarth narrates 'then he wuold have came irondoor real fast'


*********************************************************

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Zarth narrates 'LISTEN!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mangler narrates 'WHY ARE YOU NOT LISTENING'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Zarth narrates 'I AM A DOCTOR'


*****************************************************************


Chrissy tells you 'Haha. If Gizmo fades, I'm going to punch myself in the dick.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > whois gizmo
Gizmo the Darkling Senior is a level 5 Dha'vol trolloc.
Among all the Horde. The Dha'vol are the most Fierce of them all.


*************************************************************************

Kobar narrates 'night all.. remember my ls 'jhared' is a df so DONT kill him'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bomm tells you 'lol'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > whois kobar
Kobar the Trolloc is a trolloc.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > whois jhared
Jhared of Two Rivers is a human.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > hide
You attempt to hide yourself
*haznak* has arrived from the north
*haznak* bellow Sd$$# gjsg!!
You slowly aproach your victem
*

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* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full >
Troika narrates 'anyone smob>'

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full >
Zarth narrates 'kryyg your eq sitting on ground 1n akkad'

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full >
Zarth narrates 'nobody likes you enough to hold it'

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full >
Zarth narrates 'so the newbies might take it'

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full >
Troika narrates 'who killed kural?'

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full >
Noikkor narrates 'newbies?'

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full >
Noikkor narrates 'i'd be more afraid of troika snagging it :p'

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full >
Troika narrates 'noikkor blow me'

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zarth narrates 'i'm not afraid of anything'

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zarth narrates 'I don't care who gets his eq :-P'

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Troika narrates 'noikkor lose heron is that why u bitchy?'

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zarth narrates 'he lost it to that newrb shayl'

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Troika narrates 'i going to charge him afk '

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Erulak tells you 'you know what Dha'vol remind me of?'

o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Erulak tells you 'India.'

o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Erulak tells you 'or China.'

o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Erulak tells you 'They took the "LET'S JUST MULTIPLY OUR WAY TO PROMINENCE AND RELEVANCY' approach'

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...sometime after my warder quit the Tower and Amy had been my Aes Sedai:

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Amy looks at you.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Amy looks away.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Amy tells you 'BOOM stellar rp'

Amy tells you 'also nice ivy bracelet LOL newb'

Elysia
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Elysia » Wed Aug 19, 2015 9:03 pm

I always love "picking on" Aruon. Corin's tell was a gem, though!:

Aruon narrates <s> 'god I miss my titanic axe'

Sunek narrates <s> 'like a brother to you'

You wizshout <s> 'Gave you that sinking feeling, yea?'.

Sunek narrates <s> '10 points to Elysia for that wonderful pun'

Sunek narrates <s> 'Just beautiful'

[ PK Aruon killed by Lara at The Foot of Serenity Peak ]

You wizshout <s> 'Think my pun killed him.'.

Sunek narrates <s> 'Well it was pretty painl'

Aruon tells you 'It sorta did :P'

Sunek narrates <s> 'Painful'

Sunek narrates <s> 'Corin tells you 'punful''

Loomis
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Loomis » Sat Aug 22, 2015 11:35 pm

Roxie bellows 'where's a well from here' <-----------THE PLAN IS HATCHED
You will now flee if you go below 20 hit points.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - a spectral king: Battered >
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Tapatio fails to slice a spectral king.
A snow-ghost tickles your right arm with her hit.
A snow-ghost tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
A snow-ghost hits your body.
You swiftly dodge a snow-ghost's attempt to hit you.
A snow-ghost tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
A spectral king swiftly dodges Fong's attempt to pound him.
A spectral king barely pounds your left leg.
You pierce a spectral king's body into bloody fragments!
Eastern Assembly Hall, Before the Stone Dais
Indisputably the focal point of the entire room, a tall-backed throne adjacent
to the east wall looms above you on a five-layered dais, whose wide-brimmed
steps emanate out from the center like rippling waves. Twin, ornately carved
fireplaces were built on either side of the throne for effect more than warmth.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
West: A tall, ramshorned trolloc is here, commanding.
A tall-backed throne is crumbling at the center of a stone dais.
Tapatio the Darkling is here, fighting a spectral king.
Fong Lee is here, fighting a spectral king.
A spectral king is here, fighting YOU!
A snow-ghost is here, fighting YOU!
A snow-ghost is here, fighting YOU!
A snow-ghost is here, fighting YOU!
A snow-ghost is here, fighting YOU!
A snow-ghost is here, fighting YOU!
A snow-ghost is lying here, mortally wounded.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - a spectral king: Battered >

Roxie has arrived from the west.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - a spectral king: Battered >
You fail to pierce a spectral king.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - a spectral king: Battered >
where

A spectral king swiftly dodges Tapatio's attempt to slice him.
A snow-ghost tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
A snow-ghost tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
A snow-ghost barely tickles your right leg with her hit.
A snow-ghost tickles your right leg with her hit.
A snow-ghost barely hits your right leg.
Fong pounds a spectral king's right hand extremely hard.
A spectral king barely pounds your body.
You pierce a spectral king's body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - a spectral king: Beaten > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Roxie - Eastern Assembly Hall, Before the Stone Dais
Tapatio - Eastern Assembly Hall, Before the Stone Dais
Fong - Eastern Assembly Hall, Before the Stone Dais
Loomis - Eastern Assembly Hall, Before the Stone Dais

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - a spectral king: Beaten >

Roxie leaves west.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - a spectral king: Beaten >

You pierce a spectral king's head extremely hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - a spectral king: Beaten >

Tapatio slices a spectral king's right leg very hard.
A snow-ghost barely hits your left leg.
A snow-ghost tickles your left leg with her hit.
A snow-ghost barely hits your body.
A snow-ghost tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
A snow-ghost tickles your body with her hit.
Fong pounds a spectral king's body extremely hard.
A spectral king barely pounds your right leg.
You fail to pierce a spectral king.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spectral king: Beaten >
nar drink well a few w
You narrate 'drink well a few w'

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spectral king: Beaten >

You pierce a spectral king's left arm extremely hard.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spectral king: Critical >

Tapatio fails to slice a spectral king.
A snow-ghost tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
A snow-ghost tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
A snow-ghost tickles your body with her hit.
A snow-ghost hits your left foot hard.
A snow-ghost tickles your body with her hit.
Fong pounds a spectral king's body into bloody fragments!
A spectral king pounds your left leg.
You pierce a spectral king's body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spectral king: Critical >
snic
You snicker softly.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spectral king: Critical >
w
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - a spectral king: Critical >
w
Tapatio slices a spectral king's body into bloody fragments!
A snow-ghost tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
A snow-ghost barely hits your right arm.
A snow-ghost tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
A snow-ghost hits your body.
A snow-ghost barely tickles your body with her hit.
Fong pounds a spectral king's left arm very hard.
A spectral king is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Time to find a new victim to bully?
A spectral king disappears into nothing.
Fong peers closely at you. Guard your secrets carefully...
The Assembly Hall
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
East: Tapatio the Darkling is standing here.
An evil-looking spiked club lies here on the ground.
A thick brown sack has been discarded here. [3]
A soft leather pouch has been discarded here. [3]
A war axe has been left on the ground here. [2]
A tall, ramshorned trolloc is here, commanding.
Fong has arrived from the east.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >

Fong snickers softly.
Tapatio has arrived from the east.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
nar sorry drink fountain
You narrate 'sorry drink fountain'

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >

Tapatio leaves east.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >

Tapatio has arrived from the east.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
nar like 4w
You narrate 'like 4w'

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >

Tapatio drops a thick brown sack.
Tapatio drops an emerald ring.
Tapatio drops a crested helm.
Tapatio drops a burnished metal breastplate.
Tapatio drops a pair of oiled chainmail sleeves.
Tapatio drops a pair of steel-backed gauntlets.
Tapatio drops a bone club.
Tapatio drops a brightly-colored sash.
Tapatio drops a soft leather pouch.
Tapatio drops a set of oiled chainmail leggings.
Tapatio drops a pair of thick metal boots.
Tapatio drops a dagger.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >

Tapatio gets a thick brown sack.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >

Tapatio gets a soft leather pouch.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >

Tapatio gets a dagger.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >

Roxie has arrived from the west.

nar from outside
w
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
You narrate 'from outside'

w
w
o HP:Battered MV:Strong > Tapatio gets eight gold crowns from a thick brown sack.
Tapatio gets a bubbling draught from a thick brown sack.
Western Assembly Hall
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
East: Roxie the Ramshorned Trolloc is standing here.
Fong has arrived from the east.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong > Chamber of Audiences
[ obvious exits: E W ]
East: Fong Lee is standing here.
Fong has arrived from the east.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong > The Main Corridor
[ obvious exits: E W ]
East: Fong Lee is standing here.
Fong has arrived from the east.

w
o HP:Battered MV:Tiring >
The Main Corridor
[ obvious exits: E W ]
East: Fong Lee is standing here.
Fong has arrived from the east.

o HP:Battered MV:Tiring >
w
w
Within the Castle
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
East: Fong Lee is standing here.
Fong has arrived from the east.

o HP:Battered MV:Tiring > Before the Ruins of a Castle
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
Fong has arrived from the east.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring >
w

The night has begun.

Roxie narrates 'nod'
Flagstone Walk
[ obvious exits: E W ]
Fong has arrived from the east.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
w
Flagstone Walk
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
Fong has arrived from the east.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
w
A Broad Plaza
[ obvious exits: E W ]
Fong has arrived from the east.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
w
Central Square
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A ruined fountain holds a pool of dark water within its wide basin.
A group of gray flies are here, buzzing maliciously around you.
Fong has arrived from the east.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >

Roxie has arrived from the east.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >

Tapatio narrates 'tinful loaded'

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
say wait for it

Roxie drinks from a ruined fountain.
Roxie howls in pain and gurgles strangely as her body dissolves.
Your blood freezes as you hear Roxie's death cry.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong > You say 'wait for it'

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >

Fong narrates 'niceness'

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
nar LOL
You narrate 'LOL'

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >

Hiroko
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Hiroko » Thu Sep 10, 2015 7:36 pm

You flee head over heels.
Village Bank
[ obvious exits: E ]
A proud guard of the Legion of Unity is standing here, protecting the peace.
A proud guard of the Legion of Unity is standing here, protecting the peace.
A banker counts several coins in a purse.

* HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Tiring >
*Errtu* has arrived from the east.

* HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Tiring >
*Errtu* tries to blast you, but you parry successfully.

* HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Tiring - Errtu: Scratched > e
Change mood wimpy
flee
e
A Legion of Unity Guardsman says 'Peace favour you on this day, Hiroko Sedai. I am sure little troubles Saldaea that needs the attention of the Green Ajah, though.' :D
No way! You're fighting for your life!
*Matmartigan* has arrived from the east.

Kaitlyn
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Joined: Thu Jul 23, 2015 2:55 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Kaitlyn » Thu Sep 17, 2015 4:54 pm

I remember the first time I saw a trolloc too lol

13:50 Mateus chats 'what is horror?'
13:51 Mateus chats 'sorry total noob'
13:51 Someone chats 'he wants to eat you.'

Benjain
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Joined: Thu Mar 26, 2015 11:43 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Benjain » Sat Sep 19, 2015 4:54 pm

Tarn narrates 'we have the key btw'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Marton chats 'an ancient stone column stands broken and partially buried in the ground'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean narrates 'the strange thing?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Tarn narrates 'which way to you?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean gets an inky black cloak from a backpack.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona weaves her hands, creating a flow of water that fills a leather water flask.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Livae narrates 'Stabby and 1/2 other ds vfn cair'
Beads of cold sweat emerge from Dean's face!
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Dean wears an inky black cloak about his body.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Tarn narrates 'no the fade loaded a key'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Dean gets a cloak of shifting colors from a backpack.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Auriona looks at Dean.
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Shinobi narrates 'anyone near FD?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Auriona says 'drop cloak deaaaan'
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Tarn narrates 'where from n column to you?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
l
Sparsely Treed Grasslands
The land stretches out, low and rolling as copses of trees appear randomly.
Between the pockets of forest, thin and wilted grass covers the ground. All
visible colors are muted and pale, washed out in comparison to reality. The
grass is light enough to be almost white, the light brown trunks are nearly
gray and what few leaves are visible take on a yellowish hue. The land
twists the eye, making distances difficult to judge and bending the mind.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving south.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of a human leaving south.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving east.
There are some tracks of a human leaving south.
There are some tracks of a human leaving south.
The corpse of a shadow stallion is lying here.
Kitiara the Sister is standing here.
Lady Kathala Arantes, Yellow Ajah Ra'dar is standing here.
Cardiel the Caldazar is standing here.
Auriona Sedai is standing here.
Arren Jahera, Apprentice Tailor is standing here.
Dean the Gaidin is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Dean says 'hrm thats no good'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Auriona leans closer to Dean, who now appears to be feeling better.
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Dean drops a cloak of shifting colors.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Kathala leans closer to Dean, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona leans closer to Dean, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona says 'drop all.cloak'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Shinobi narrates '3 trolls trying to kill me in fd atm'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Kathala leans closer to Dean, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
snick

Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You snicker softly.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Kathala leans closer to Dean, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
i
You are carrying:
a leather water flask
the severed head of Tapatio the Trolloc slain in Andor
[2] a large slab of meat
a thin, black chain
[2] a stable ticket
seventeen gold crowns
ten copper pennys

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Dean says 'damn trigger went off'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona leans closer to Dean, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Kitiara bonks Dean on the head in frustration.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

The Fal Dara alarm horn sounds loudly.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Dean says 'and didnt seem to do shit'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kathala leans closer to Dean, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona leans closer to Dean, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Kathala leans closer to Dean, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Kathala says 'Dork.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona leans closer to Dean, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Kathala leans closer to Dean, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
sigh
You sigh.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
cw0
[change wimpy 0]
You won't flee from any fight now.

whe
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Aldazar - Crossing a Blackened Swathe of Land
Tarn - Crossing a Blackened Swathe of Land
Benjain - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Kitiara - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Kathala - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Cardiel - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Auriona - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Arren - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Dean - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Auriona sits down and rests.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
stat

Livae narrates 'I can come to fd'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are a 244 year old male human hunter.
Your height is 5 feet, 5 inches, and you weigh 151.0 lbs.
You are carrying 6.7 lbs and wearing 69.6 lbs, light.
Your base abilities are: Str:18 Int:11 Wil:12 Dex:19 Con:17.
Offensive bonus: 168, Dodging bonus: 68, Parrying bonus: 1
Your mood is: Brave. You will flee below: 0 Hit Points
You are wanted by: Shadow
Your armor absorbs about 84% on average.

You are subjected to the following effects:
- WARDER BOND to auriona

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

who f
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Females
---------
Aeva of Illian
Livae Do Almany al'Morlin, Tower Accepted [White Tower]
Lady Kathala Arantes, Yellow Ajah Ra'dar [Yellow Ajah]
Emirala al'Sev
Callesa the Elder Sister [Brown Ajah Sitter]
Auriona Sedai [Yellow Ajah]
Kitiara the Sister [Blue Ajah]

7 players displayed.
Auriona tells you 'snicker'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
l dean

Dean has some small wounds and bruises.

Dean is using:
<used as light> a lantern
<held> a backpack
<worn on head> a strange, insectoid helm
<worn about body> an inky black cloak (frayed)
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on hands> a sturdy pair of full leather gauntlets
<wielded two-handed> a wickedly scythed longsword
<worn on legs> a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of thick metal boots

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Dean gets a cloak of shifting colors.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Aldazar narrates 'save him'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona says 'did you drop the cloak?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
say you are wearing it dude

Auriona says 'drop inky'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'you are wearing it dude'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Shinobi narrates 'nods, am bat at malk they on either side'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Kathala says 'he autogets'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona says 'haha'
Kitiara looks at Dean.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Tarn narrates 'we at horses'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kathala looks at Dean.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Arren looks at Dean.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona looks at Dean.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona stops resting, and clambers on her feet.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Dean drops a cloak of shifting colors.
Dean drops a ridged steel bracer.
Dean drops a pair of gleaming metal boots.
Dean drops a breastplate bearing a gauntleted fist clutching three lightning bolts.
Dean drops a gold ring delicately carved with ivy.
Dean drops a silver Kandori wristcuff.
Dean drops a water skin.
Dean drops a set of riveted chainmail leggings.
Dean drops a pair of lissome leather boots with metal capped toes.
Dean drops a strange, insectoid helm.
Dean drops a pair of thick, gold-plated greaves.
Dean drops a large slab of meat.
Dean drops a large slab of meat.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Kathala leans closer to Dean, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Dean stops using an inky black cloak.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona leans closer to Dean, who now appears to be feeling better.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Kitiara looks at Dean.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Kathala rolls her eyes...sheesh!..

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
say ther you go :P
You say 'ther you go :P'
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Kitiara chuckles politely.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

The Fal Dara alarm horn sounds loudly.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona says 'nope'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Dean doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Dean drops an inky black cloak.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona says 'drop cloak'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Kathala says 'That eyeroll, he earned :P'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona says 'YAY'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

A bloodstock stallion pricks its ears forward and looks alert.

say win!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You say 'win!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
sc
You have 392(392) hit and 208(208) movement points.
You have scored 105087714 experience points and 827 quest points.
You need 3412286 exp to level and 173 qp to rank.
You have amassed 353 Turn points to date.
You have played 41 days and 22 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Benjain the Veteran Gaidin [Gaidin 6] (Level 50).
You are standing.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Auriona nods at Kathala.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean says 'triggers man'

whe
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Aldazar - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Tarn - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Benjain - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Kitiara - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Kathala - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Cardiel - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Auriona - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Arren - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Dean - Sparsely Treed Grasslands

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
l
Sparsely Treed Grasslands
The land stretches out, low and rolling as copses of trees appear randomly.
Between the pockets of forest, thin and wilted grass covers the ground. All
visible colors are muted and pale, washed out in comparison to reality. The
grass is light enough to be almost white, the light brown trunks are nearly
gray and what few leaves are visible take on a yellowish hue. The land
twists the eye, making distances difficult to judge and bending the mind.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving south.
There are some tracks of a human leaving south.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving east.
There are some tracks of a human leaving south.
There are some tracks of a human leaving south.
A thick black cloak seems to make a puddle on the ground.
A large slab of meat has been placed here. [2]
A pair of greaves, plated in gold and polished to a high gleam, have been left here.
A dull black helm, shaped as the head of an insect, lies on the ground.
A sturdy pair of boots with metal caps covering the toes rest here.
A brightly polished set of riveted chainmail leggings lies here.
A water skin has been left on the ground.
A snowflake design of Kandori origin is etched into a sturdy, silver wristcuff.
Glittering with gemstones, a golden ivy-carved ring lies here.
A highly polished breastplate gleams in even the dimmest light.
A sturdy pair of gleaming metal boots catches your eye.
A steel bracer lies here, glinting dully.
A cloak which seems to blend into the ground is puddled here.
The corpse of a shadow stallion is lying here.
Kitiara the Sister is standing here.
Lady Kathala Arantes, Yellow Ajah Ra'dar is standing here.
Cardiel the Caldazar is standing here.
Auriona Sedai is standing here.
Arren Jahera, Apprentice Tailor is standing here.
Dean the Gaidin is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona says 'Yeah killer.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona snickers softly.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Aeva chats 'it's annoying when SS or DS kill prac npc's.'
Auriona gets a gold ring delicately carved with ivy.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona slides a gold ring delicately carved with ivy on to her left ring finger.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona chuckles mirthfully.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
say soon i was just going to tell kathala to swithc to fireball from heal
You say 'soon i was just going to tell kathala to swithc to fireball from heal'
Marton chats 'lol I bet'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
sc
You have 392(392) hit and 208(208) movement points.
You have scored 105087714 experience points and 827 quest points.
You need 3412286 exp to level and 173 qp to rank.
You have amassed 353 Turn points to date.
You have played 41 days and 22 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Benjain the Veteran Gaidin [Gaidin 6] (Level 50).
You are standing.

whe
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Aldazar - Within a Concentric Hollow
Tarn - Within a Concentric Hollow
Benjain - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Kitiara - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Kathala - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Cardiel - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Auriona - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Arren - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Dean - Sparsely Treed Grasslands

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
l
Sparsely Treed Grasslands
The land stretches out, low and rolling as copses of trees appear randomly.
Between the pockets of forest, thin and wilted grass covers the ground. All
visible colors are muted and pale, washed out in comparison to reality. The
grass is light enough to be almost white, the light brown trunks are nearly
gray and what few leaves are visible take on a yellowish hue. The land
twists the eye, making distances difficult to judge and bending the mind.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving south.
There are some tracks of a human leaving south.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving east.
There are some tracks of a human leaving south.
There are some tracks of a human leaving south.
A thick black cloak seems to make a puddle on the ground.
A large slab of meat has been placed here. [2]
A pair of greaves, plated in gold and polished to a high gleam, have been left here.
A dull black helm, shaped as the head of an insect, lies on the ground.
A sturdy pair of boots with metal caps covering the toes rest here.
A brightly polished set of riveted chainmail leggings lies here.
A water skin has been left on the ground.
A snowflake design of Kandori origin is etched into a sturdy, silver wristcuff.
A highly polished breastplate gleams in even the dimmest light.
A sturdy pair of gleaming metal boots catches your eye.
A steel bracer lies here, glinting dully.
A cloak which seems to blend into the ground is puddled here.
The corpse of a shadow stallion is lying here.
Kitiara the Sister is standing here.
Lady Kathala Arantes, Yellow Ajah Ra'dar is standing here.
Cardiel the Caldazar is standing here.
Auriona Sedai is standing here.
Arren Jahera, Apprentice Tailor is standing here.
Dean the Gaidin is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean gets a cloak of shifting colors.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona says 'put him out of his misery'

say put you out of your misery!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You say 'put you out of your misery!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Auriona snickers softly.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
who f
Females
---------
Aeva of Illian
Livae Do Almany al'Morlin, Tower Accepted [White Tower]
Lady Kathala Arantes, Yellow Ajah Ra'dar [Yellow Ajah]
Emirala al'Sev
Callesa the Elder Sister [Brown Ajah Sitter]
Auriona Sedai [Yellow Ajah]
Kitiara the Sister [Blue Ajah]

7 players displayed.

cmb
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Dean wears a cloak of shifting colors about his body.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > [change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave

cw0
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kathala throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > [change wimpy 0]
You won't flee from any fight now.

whe
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Aldazar - Within a Concentric Hollow
Tarn - Within a Concentric Hollow
Benjain - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Kitiara - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Kathala - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Cardiel - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Auriona - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Arren - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Dean - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Auriona snuggles up to you.

stat
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are a 244 year old male human hunter.
Your height is 5 feet, 5 inches, and you weigh 151.0 lbs.
You are carrying 6.7 lbs and wearing 69.6 lbs, light.
Your base abilities are: Str:18 Int:11 Wil:12 Dex:19 Con:17.
Offensive bonus: 168, Dodging bonus: 68, Parrying bonus: 1
Your mood is: Brave. You will flee below: 0 Hit Points
You are wanted by: Shadow
Your armor absorbs about 84% on average.

You are subjected to the following effects:
- WARDER BOND to auriona

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
i
You are carrying:
a leather water flask
the severed head of Tapatio the Trolloc slain in Andor
[2] a large slab of meat
a thin, black chain
[2] a stable ticket
seventeen gold crowns
ten copper pennys

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
say oh boy
You say 'oh boy'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona sits down and rests.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Marton chats 'has anyone seen this portal stone near tear before? '
Dean says 'ok i need this contagion gone'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Arren chuckles politely.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
snick
You snicker softly.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
l

Marton chats 'is it new?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sparsely Treed Grasslands
The land stretches out, low and rolling as copses of trees appear randomly.
Between the pockets of forest, thin and wilted grass covers the ground. All
visible colors are muted and pale, washed out in comparison to reality. The
grass is light enough to be almost white, the light brown trunks are nearly
gray and what few leaves are visible take on a yellowish hue. The land
twists the eye, making distances difficult to judge and bending the mind.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving south.
There are some tracks of a human leaving south.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving east.
There are some tracks of a human leaving south.
There are some tracks of a human leaving south.
A thick black cloak seems to make a puddle on the ground.
A large slab of meat has been placed here. [2]
A pair of greaves, plated in gold and polished to a high gleam, have been left here.
A dull black helm, shaped as the head of an insect, lies on the ground.
A sturdy pair of boots with metal caps covering the toes rest here.
A brightly polished set of riveted chainmail leggings lies here.
A water skin has been left on the ground.
A snowflake design of Kandori origin is etched into a sturdy, silver wristcuff.
A highly polished breastplate gleams in even the dimmest light.
A sturdy pair of gleaming metal boots catches your eye.
A steel bracer lies here, glinting dully.
The corpse of a shadow stallion is lying here.
Kitiara the Sister is standing here.
Lady Kathala Arantes, Yellow Ajah Ra'dar is standing here.
Cardiel the Caldazar is standing here.
Auriona Sedai is resting here.
Arren Jahera, Apprentice Tailor is standing here.
Dean the Gaidin is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
Auriona says 'yeah well.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Tarn tells you 'where are you, wtf is going on'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Giovanni chats 'i always thought it was somewhat funny when an mc would attack the caemlyn thief
prac and door the guards, then port out'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona says 'time and uh, supportive care.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
tell tarn dean dorking around
You tell Tarn 'dean dorking around'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
whe
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Aldazar - Within a Concentric Hollow
Tarn - Within a Concentric Hollow
Benjain - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Kitiara - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Kathala - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Cardiel - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Auriona - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Arren - Sparsely Treed Grasslands
Dean - Sparsely Treed Grasslands

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Auriona blinks her eyes innocently.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
nar ok we had a side freak show here
You narrate 'ok we had a side freak show here'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Tarn tells you 'well let us meet up with you, I have the fucking key'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Kathala narrates 'someone post that in funny logs'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Thore
Posts: 75
Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:06 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Thore » Sun Sep 20, 2015 2:09 am

Not a quote but meh I thought it was funny.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Fareleaen says 'Then jump platform'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > nod
You nod in agreement.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Lucian chats 'anyone looking for Valan Luca?'

alias h jump platform
* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > Ok.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >

You take a quick run and LEAP across the abyss. Sadly, it appears you didn't jump far enough.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
You tumble head over heels for what seems an eternity before landing with a CRASH on hard, black stone!
Ouch!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > l
Above a Black Gate
Entering the dark bastion, shadows pervade the entire fortress and lend a
great weight to the air. A massive trapdoor leads below, though no handles
or any such holds are visible on this side. Deep, ebony-colored rock walls
of massive proportions line the hall and lead north and south. Murderholes
are clearly visible both above and below while devices for firing boulders
and dropping pitch litter the area, abandoned for the moment.
[ obvious exits: N S D ]
A pair of sturdy metal half-gauntlets has been set here.
A heavy pair of full metal gauntlets is here.
A solid set of leather gauntlets rests here.
A lever protrudes from the wall.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > stand
You stand up.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
Above a Black Gate
Entering the dark bastion, shadows pervade the entire fortress and lend a
great weight to the air. A massive trapdoor leads below, though no handles
or any such holds are visible on this side. Deep, ebony-colored rock walls
of massive proportions line the hall and lead north and south. Murderholes
are clearly visible both above and below while devices for firing boulders
and dropping pitch litter the area, abandoned for the moment.
[ obvious exits: N S D ]
A pair of sturdy metal half-gauntlets has been set here.
A heavy pair of full metal gauntlets is here.
A solid set of leather gauntlets rests here.
A lever protrudes from the wall.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
Fareleaen tells you 'lol'


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