Funny quotes.

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Yaerin
Posts: 28
Joined: Tue Aug 27, 2019 6:18 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Yaerin » Tue Dec 31, 2019 9:06 pm

You say 'kryyg gonna be targetting me at least'

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Derick: Scratched - a strong trolloc: Battered >
Kendall says 'lag'

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Derick: Scratched - a strong trolloc: Battered >
nod
You nod in agreement.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Derick: Scratched - a strong trolloc: Battered >

You slash a strong trolloc's body into bloody fragments!
Kendall slashes a strong trolloc's body extremely hard.
A strong trolloc barely pounds Derick's right arm.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Derick: Scratched - a strong trolloc: Battered >

Kendall says 'huge lag spike'

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Derick: Scratched - a strong trolloc: Battered >

A strong trolloc avoids being bashed by Derick who loses his balance and falls!

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Derick: Scratched - a strong trolloc: Battered >

You slash a strong trolloc's left leg into bloody fragments!
Kendall slashes a strong trolloc's head into bloody fragments!
A strong trolloc barely pounds Derick's body.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Derick: Scratched - a strong trolloc: Beaten >

Derick stops using a two-handed binnol.


* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Derick: Scratched - a strong trolloc: Beaten >
Kendall says 'why'

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Derick: Scratched - a strong trolloc: Beaten >

Derick wields a silver-banded war mallet in a two-handed grip.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Derick: Scratched - a strong trolloc: Beaten >
You slash a strong trolloc's right arm into bloody fragments!
Kendall slashes a strong trolloc's body into bloody fragments!
Derick pounds a strong trolloc's left arm into bloody fragments!
A strong trolloc tickles Derick's body with his pound.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Derick: Scratched - a strong trolloc: Critical >
sa bird sword
You say 'bird sword'

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Derick: Scratched - a strong trolloc: Critical >

You try to slash a strong trolloc, but he parries successfully.
Kendall slashes a strong trolloc's head into bloody fragments!
A strong trolloc is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
Derick pounds a strong trolloc's body into bloody fragments!
A strong trolloc is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Still better. Experience pays off.
Your blood freezes as you hear a strong trolloc's death cry.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Kendall snickers softly.
[k dark]
They aren't here.

x
x
* R HP:Battered MV:Strong >
[k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > [k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong >
q
x
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Yaerin - The Crossroads
Kendall - The Crossroads
Derick - The Crossroads

a
* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > [k dark]
They aren't here.

x
* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > [k h.dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong >
[k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong >
sc
You have 184(397) hit and 148(168) movement points.
You have scored 108297212 experience points and 295 quest points.
You need 202788 exp to level and 105 qp to rank.
You have amassed 2 Turn points to date.
You have played 7 days and 20 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Yaerin the Sun Captain [Rising Sun 5] (Level 50).
You are standing.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong >

Derick tries to pound *Kryyg*, but she deflects the blow.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong >

*Kryyg* slashes Derick's left arm.
Derick pounds *Kryyg*'s body hard.

sa he goes hard for the pretti
* R HP:Battered MV:Strong >
a
*Kryyg* panics, and attempts to flee!
You say 'he goes hard for the pretti'

x
* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > *Kryyg* leaves north riding a shadow stallion.
[k h.dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Kendall says 'im freezing ip'
Kryyg bellows 'do not'
[k dark]
They aren't here.

a
* R HP:Battered MV:Strong >
x
[k h.dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > [k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong >
yell lol
x
You bellow 'lol'

x
* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > [k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > [k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong >
a
x
[k h.dark]
They aren't here.

x
* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > [k dark]
They aren't here.

q
* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > [k dark]
They aren't here.

x
* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > [where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Yaerin - The Crossroads
Kendall - The Crossroads
Derick - The Crossroads

x
* R HP:Battered MV:Strong >
[k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > Kendall says 'im pretty too'
[k dark]
They aren't here.

Kryyg bellows 'ok i do'

isabel
Posts: 851
Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2016 5:19 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by isabel » Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:50 am

made me chuckle


* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > You are carrying:
[6] a receipt

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Meiandhra bellows 'Oi!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > yell Helloi!
You bellow 'Helloi!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > stat
look
You are a 326 year old female human warrior.
Your height is 5 feet, 2 inches, and you weigh 120.0 lbs.
You are carrying 0.6 lbs and wearing 28.6 lbs, peanuts.
Your base abilities are: Str:19 Int:14 Wil:17 Dex:17 Con:19.
Offensive bonus: 187, Dodging bonus: 23, Parrying bonus: 56
Your mood is: Brave. You will flee below: 0 Hit Points
Your posture is: Offensive.
You are wanted by: Shadow
Your armor absorbs about 0% on average.

You are subjected to the following effects:

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > The Keep Armory
This large room supplies all of the armor for Fal Dara. As you look
around you see various pieces of leather, chainmail, and metal armor
hanging on the walls. The forge at the back of the room emits an intense
heat.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
An odd cloak seems to blend into the background.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
An ageless woman in a red shawl stands here.
An armorsmith's assistant stands here, ready to trade.
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.
An armorer stands here, working hard.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Ysabelle narrates 'gone
orch'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > yell have you guys been here ALL NIGHT?!
You bellow 'have you guys been here ALL NIGHT?!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Rosaria bellows 'ha!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > sc

Ryzom narrates 'bli'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > where
You have 414(414) hit and 139(158) movement points.
You have amassed 36 Turn points to date.
You have played 67 days and 14 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Isabel the Lieutenant [Shienaran Lancer 7] (Level 48).
You are standing.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Isabel - The Keep Armory
Meiandhra - Malkier Gate
Rosaria - Malkier Gate

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Walker narrates '1n should'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Walker narrates 's'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Ryzom narrates '1w shoul'

* HP:Healthy
MV:Strong >
Walker narrates 'past'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > exa receipt
It is a receipt for a pair of thick metal boots from The Keep Armory, redeemable in 2
hours.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Rosaria bellows 'yes. weve been waiting for you to come back'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Ysabelle narrates 'am shoulder'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Ryzom narrates 'still zone'

yell let's make MCs and vulture everyone on all sides
* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > You bellow 'let's make MCs and vulture everyone on all sides'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
A Red Sister leaves north.

Kali
Posts: 44
Joined: Sat Apr 20, 2019 6:57 pm
Location: New Mexico, US

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Kali » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:50 am

An Illian gate guard says "the early bird catches the worm."

time
It is 12 o'clock pm, on the 5th day of the month of Maigdhal, year 1326.
Wouldn't mind a job where noon qualifies as early, lol.

arjuna
Posts: 11
Joined: Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:04 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by arjuna » Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:45 am

Koschei chats 'if i cant talk about how men are superior to women'

* S HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Shiva chats 'you are literally my bitch koschei'

* S HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Shiva chats 'quiet down'

Alvana
Posts: 2
Joined: Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:06 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Alvana » Sun Feb 16, 2020 4:29 pm

Marwell chats 'can you gain a year during playtime? or is it only when mud resets'

Elysia chats 'Pretty sure it can be during playtime.'

Marwell chats 'cool'

Erulisse chats 'still sweet 199 and never been kissed?'

Marwell chats 'haha oh darling ive been kissed and much much more'

Ryder chats 'easyyyyy'

Adael chats 'the ef sheep don't count'

Lara
Posts: 204
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2015 1:21 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Lara » Sun Feb 16, 2020 5:13 pm

Elysia disintegrates Siuan Sanche.

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full >
Elysia giggles.

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