Funny quotes.

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krul
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby krul » Tue Jan 03, 2017 8:16 am

Rig wrote:Lol you actually quoted me


[03/01/2017 20:39:40] Krul: can I out you?
[03/01/2017 20:39:43] Krul: for being terrible
[03/01/2017 20:39:46] Krul: on forums
[03/01/2017 20:40:14] Conor Trail: Lol go for it
[03/01/2017 20:40:33] Conor Trail: Should quote me
[03/01/2017 20:40:48] Conor Trail: "Rig is a retarded idiot who is terrible at the mud and doesn't know how to pk"
[03/01/2017 20:41:19] Krul: no I'm just going to quote skype
[03/01/2017 20:42:56] Krul: Lol
[03/01/2017 20:45:44] Krul: I'm a good skype frien
[03/01/2017 20:45:45] Krul: friend
[03/01/2017 20:45:50] Krul: and good all-around friend
[03/01/2017 20:46:01] Conor Trail: Lol

Rig
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Tue Jan 03, 2017 2:15 pm

Haha

arkaza
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby arkaza » Tue Jan 03, 2017 3:52 pm

I don't have any so I will just manufacture one.


You tell Rig, "u r terrible. I dont know how u could be worse."

Rig tells you, "i traded heron for rainbow chit and issued simple sword"

You tell Rig, "i stand corrected."

Rig
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:33 pm

Thanks to Krul I've been haxored 222 times and had 3 idiots send me tells "Hi Conor"

Plszapkrul4abuse 3edgy5me

krul
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby krul » Thu Jan 05, 2017 7:15 am

Lol. People are so gullible. I will spell it out for those who didn't get the joke. Conor Trail - contrails. Obviously a made up name.

Landon
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Landon » Thu Jan 05, 2017 9:32 pm

Found this while perusing old pk logs, and it made me happy.

Lykan wrote:Byrg narrates 'this might not go well'

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - Aayan: Critical > k human
close trapdoor
You slash *Aayan*'s right arm extremely hard.
*Aayan* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
You receive your share of experience...
Oh, much better the second time around.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Aayan*'s death cry.
Byrg pounds *Rocke*'s body.
You slash *Rocke*'s body.

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - Byrg: Beaten - Rocke: Wounded > k human
It's already closed!

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - Byrg: Beaten - Rocke: Wounded > k human
Ok.

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - Byrg: Beaten - Rocke: Wounded > k human
Ok.

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - Byrg: Beaten - Rocke: Wounded > Ok.

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - Byrg: Beaten - Rocke: Wounded > k human
k human
k human
You slash *Rocke*'s body hard.
A Dhai'mon trolloc scythes Rocke's right leg hard.
Byrg pounds *Rocke*'s body.
Ok.

k human
* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - Byrg: Beaten - Rocke: Wounded > Ok.

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - Byrg: Beaten - Rocke: Wounded > Ok.

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - Byrg: Beaten - Rocke: Wounded > Ok.

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - Byrg: Beaten - Rocke: Wounded >
You slash *Rocke*'s body.

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - Byrg: Beaten - Rocke: Wounded > na stfu
You narrate 'stfu'

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - Byrg: Beaten - Rocke: Wounded >
You slash *Rocke*'s body.
A Dhai'mon trolloc scythes Rocke's right hand.
Byrg pounds *Rocke*'s right hand.
*Rocke* barely blasts Byrg's body.

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - Byrg: Beaten - Rocke: Wounded > order dhai resc byrg
order dhai resc byrg
order dhai resc byrg
A Dhai'mon trolloc gallantly rescues Byrg!
Ok.

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - a Dhai'mon trolloc: Beaten - Rocke: Wounded > close trapdoor
Ok.

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - a Dhai'mon trolloc: Beaten - Rocke: Wounded > k human
You slash *Rocke*'s left leg hard.
Ok.

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - a Dhai'mon trolloc: Beaten - Rocke: Wounded > k human
It's already closed!

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - a Dhai'mon trolloc: Beaten - Rocke: Wounded > k human
Ok.

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - a Dhai'mon trolloc: Beaten - Rocke: Wounded > k human
Ok.

k human
* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - a Dhai'mon trolloc: Beaten - Rocke: Wounded > k human
A Dhai'mon trolloc scythes Rocke's body.
You slash *Rocke*'s body.
Ok.

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - a Dhai'mon trolloc: Beaten - Rocke: Battered > Byrg avoids being bashed by *Rocke* who loses his balance and falls!
Ok.

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - Rocke: Battered > Ok.

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - Rocke: Battered > Ok.

* S HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Fresh - Rocke: Battered > na and bash
You narrate 'and bash'


EDIT:
And also, Equitant's super weird, but oddly amusing this time, triggers.

* |ZER:0|T:47|n| HP:Beaten DP:Fading MV:Fresh - a muzzled trolloc: Wounded - Gillian: Beaten
> YOU GOT A KILL YOU GOT A KILL YOU GOT A KILL!!!! DAVOR SUCKS!!! YOU ROCK
YOU GOT A KILL YOU GOT A KILL YOU GOT A KILL!!!! DAVOR SUCKS!!! YOU ROCK
YOU GOT A KILL YOU GOT A KILL YOU GOT A KILL!!!! DAVOR SUCKS!!! YOU ROCK
Cannot find the specified file. Make sure the path and filename are correct.
> You hack *Gillian*'s body hard.
*Ominas* scythes a muzzled trolloc's body very hard.
A muzzled trolloc barely tickles Ominas's head with his cleave.
*Gillian* hacks a muzzled trolloc's body hard.
*Carlia* slashes a hooved trolloc's left arm into bloody fragments!
*Annabelle* strikes a Dhai'mon trolloc's body.
Tapatio slices *Davor*'s right leg hard.
*Davor* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
You receive your share of experience...
Still better. Experience pays off.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Davor*'s DEATH CRY.
A Dhai'mon trolloc tries to hack Annabelle, but she parries successfully.
A hooved trolloc tries to cleave Carlia, but she parries successfully.
You hack *Gillian*'s body hard.
Tapatio closes the fence.
It's already closed!

Tlade
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Tlade » Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:01 pm

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tran doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Tran says 'Oooo 6 more times!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Coraen wears a backpack on his back.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tran doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Tran says '5!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tran doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tran doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Tran says '4...'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Coraen waves goodbye to Tran.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tran doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > in

Tran doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Tran says '3...'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Marshall says 'nooooo'
You are carrying:
Nothing.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > l
Malkier Gate
This large iron gate leads to the fallen kingdom of Malkier, now covered
up by the Blight. A large stone road runs east to west and to the south
is the inner wall that surrounds the Keep. Hunting parties often use
this gate to journey into the Blight.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
A torch is here on the ground.
Some thick-soled, heavy leather boots stand stiffly together.
A war axe has been left on the ground here.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A weapon rack stands on the ground here, ready to store weapons.
You notice a brightly-colored sash is hidden here.
You notice a skin of human flesh is hidden here.
You notice a skin of human flesh is hidden here.
You notice an inky black cloak is hidden here.
You notice a small key decorated in jewels is hidden here.
Tran Murka is standing here, riding a dun mare.
Coraen the Veteran Gaidin is standing here.
Atlan Ruhier is standing here.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
Marshall Ruhier is standing here, riding a Domani razor.
A wild stallion bucks madly.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A wild stallion cocks its head up sharply.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.

Tran doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Tran says '2.....'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tran doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Tran says 'ONE!!!!!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marshall puts a ruby-worked rapier in a belt pack.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tran doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Tran falls down laughing.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tran lies immobile on the ground, suffering...
Tran is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Tran's death cry.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Was so tempted to kill tran.
You say 'Was so tempted to kill tran.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > get all 1.corpse
Marshall gets a large number of gold crowns from the corpse of Tran.
Marshall gets sixteen copper pennys from the corpse of Tran.
Marshall gets a pair of thick metal boots from the corpse of Tran.
Marshall gets a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves from the corpse of Tran.
Marshall gets an enormous double-bladed battleaxe from the corpse of Tran.
Marshall gets a pair of heavy metal gauntlets from the corpse of Tran.
Marshall gets a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces from the corpse of Tran.
Marshall gets an inky black cloak from the corpse of Tran.
Marshall gets a burnished metal breastplate from the corpse of Tran.
Marshall gets a mirrored lantern from the corpse of Tran.
Marshall gets a mirrored lantern from the corpse of Tran.
Marshall gets a mirrored lantern from the corpse of Tran.
Marshall gets a mirrored lantern from the corpse of Tran.
The corpse of Tran seems to be empty.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marshall doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Marshall panics, and attempts to flee!
Marshall doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Marshall leaves east riding a Domani razor.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Atlan stops using a scimitar with a hilt of twisted iron.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Atlan draws a dagger from a bright red robe with a flash of steel.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Atlan leans over and severs the head from the corpse of Tran.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Atlan sheathes a dagger into a bright red robe.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Atlan wields a scimitar with a hilt of twisted iron in a two-handed grip.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Atlan narrates 'tran rip.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Atlan sits down and rests.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar DROP INKY
You narrate 'DROP INKY'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar DROP INKY
Marshall has arrived from the east, riding a Domani razor.
You narrate 'DROP INKY'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marshall doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Marshall narrates 'Lmao'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar DROP INKY
You narrate 'DROP INKY'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar DROP INKY
You narrate 'DROP INKY'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tran tells you 'Was totally worth it. :D'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marshall doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell tran for sure.
Marshall doesn't seem to look well as he turns pale.
Marshall hides an inky black cloak.
You tell Tran 'for sure.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marshall says 'god dam'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > l
Malkier Gate
This large iron gate leads to the fallen kingdom of Malkier, now covered
up by the Blight. A large stone road runs east to west and to the south
is the inner wall that surrounds the Keep. Hunting parties often use
this gate to journey into the Blight.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
The corpse of Tran is lying here.
A torch is here on the ground.
Some thick-soled, heavy leather boots stand stiffly together.
A war axe has been left on the ground here.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A weapon rack stands on the ground here, ready to store weapons.
You notice an inky black cloak is hidden here.
You notice a brightly-colored sash is hidden here.
You notice a skin of human flesh is hidden here.
You notice a skin of human flesh is hidden here.
You notice an inky black cloak is hidden here.
You notice a small key decorated in jewels is hidden here.
Marshall Ruhier is standing here, riding a Domani razor.
A dun mare is here, snorting angrily.
Coraen the Veteran Gaidin is standing here.
Atlan Ruhier is resting here.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A wild stallion bucks madly.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marshall says 'he got me even after his death'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > search inky Hmm, maybe I should take these to crier to get destroyed properly.
*
You found an inky black cloak.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > search inky

Coraen falls down laughing.

Beads of cold sweat begin to emerge from your face!
You feel some dark power draining your life force...

*
You found an inky black cloak.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Coraen falls down laughing.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > not
w
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You stop paying increased attention to your surroundings.

w
* HP:Scratched MV:Full > You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
Road Inside the City Walls
[ obvious exits: E W U ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A hunter from Illian searches for the fabled Horn of Valere.
A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.

w
* HP:Hurt MV:Full > You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
Road Inside the City Walls
[ obvious exits: E W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A run-down looking man wanders aimlessly, collecting lost belongings.
A dun mare is here, snorting angrily.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full > You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
Bend in the Road
[ obvious exits: E S ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full > s
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
Road Inside the City Walls
[ obvious exits: N S ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.

s
* HP:Wounded MV:Full > s
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
Road Inside the City Walls
[ obvious exits: N S ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.

* HP:Battered MV:Full > s
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
Inside the Dog Gate
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A Shienaran gatekeeper stands here, watching over the gate.
A spotted horse wanders skittishly around here.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.

s
* HP:Beaten MV:Full > You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
Road Inside the City Walls
[ obvious exits: N S ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.

* HP:Beaten MV:Strong > You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
Bend in the Road
[ obvious exits: N E ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A run-down looking man wanders aimlessly, collecting lost belongings.

* HP:Critical MV:Strong > sco Hmm, might not make it.
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You have 6(364) hit and 134(152) movement points. Nope
You have scored 107250002 experience points and 150 quest points.
You need 1249998 exp to level and 0 qp to rank.
You have amassed 128 Turn points to date.
You have played 4 days and 4 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Tlade the Corporal [Valon Guard 4] (Level 50).
You are standing.

* HP:Critical MV:Strong > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.

Coraen has arrived from the north, riding a dun mare.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh >
Coraen falls down laughing.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh >
Coraen falls down laughing.

Weir
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Weir » Tue Jan 10, 2017 1:00 am

Just put it in a container...

Tlade
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Tlade » Tue Jan 10, 2017 1:04 am

Weir wrote:Just put it in a container...


We were having fun. After I let a few tics go by, I put in pack then disposed of them.

Elokar
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Elokar » Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:26 pm

Coraen tells you 'hm rm yelled, wonder whos otw up'
You tell Coraen 'we got flocked west of wolfgate'
Coraen tells you 'ah'
Coraen tells you 'I think hes not chasing since they know you guys are around'
Coraen tells you 'I'm bleeding hes batt'
Coraen tells you 'ah well :p'
You tell Coraen 'sigh, we're so far away'
Coraen tells you '#ds'


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