Funny quotes.

[Hope]

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Damena narrates 'The Tower has grown in strength, our heritage lives on and the Shadow has weakened as Liia Averon attains the shawl to be Aes Sedai.'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Ahri narrates 'Fantastic! congratulations'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > na congradulations sister
You narrate 'congradulations sister'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Alayla narrates 'Congratulations and Welcome home, Sister!'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Raeza narrates 'Congratulations Liia Sedai!'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Corath narrates 'congrates Sedai'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Jocelyn narrates 'Congratulations, Sister!'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Dartes narrates 'Congrats Sister!' <---- LOL

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Damena narrates 'Welcome home, Sister!'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Etain narrates 'Congratulations, and welcome home, Sister!'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Mierin narrates 'Congratulations Liia Sedai.'

[Curtis]

Hress narrates 'heh ds killing horses under me'

[byrg]

o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Rockruff arrives suddenly, looking dazed and confused.

o HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Jaster narrates 'i here to save the day'

[Rig]

Raizu narrates 'i kind of like how i dont have 2 read news and can rely on wotmud for lols + info'
Raizu narrates '#bestgame'

[Rig]

You narrate 'I'M BEING ACCOSTED'
Raizu narrates 'have you found humans yet rig'
You narrate 'no'
Raizu narrates 'tbh how will you possibly'
You narrate 'oh someone must have followed me'
You narrate 'wait'
Raizu narrates 'at this time there's like 2 people on ls, and 1 of them is me'
You narrate 'am I tracking myself'
Raizu narrates 'LOL'
You narrate 'I just '
You narrate 'rekt myself'
Nooro narrates 'hahahah'
You narrate 'fuk'
Raizu narrates 'that also fits funny quotes'
Nooro narrates 'we sent our best scout'

[Arkan]

o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You have been idle, and are pulled into a void.
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The lightning stops.
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The Amador alarm horn sounds loudly in the distance.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
*Laurian* has entered the game.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
*Laurian* drawls 'H]b VkAUt' Hey Arkan

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The Amador alarm horn sounds loudly in the distance.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa wtf
You are returned from the void. damn
You say 'wtf'

[Irzerk]

LOL

[Rig]

Don't mind us horsebashing ur fellow human to death



* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Hurt > Do you not consider fighting as standing?

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Hurt > bash
They already seem to be stunned.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Hurt > bash
They already seem to be stunned.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Hurt >
Djak smites *Daelish*'s left arm hard.
You slash *Daelish*'s body hard.
A shivering tree barely tickles Daelish's body with its hit.
Hamfist hacks *Daelish*'s body hard.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
Naugrim sends a warhorse sprawling with a powerful bash!

bash
ull MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
*DAELISH* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!

-
Naugrim narrates 'thanks for staying friends'

+
*DAELISH* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!
*Daelish* tries to flee, but is too exhausted!

*
Naugrim misses a kick at a warhorse's groin, much to a warhorse's relief...

=
A shivering tree barely tickles Daelish's body with its hit.
*Daelish* barely blasts Hamfist's body.


As *Daelish* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
This session you've missed 35 out of 78 bashes (55% landed)

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
*Daelish* avoids being bashed by Djak who loses his balance and falls!

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
Hamfist sends *Daelish* sprawling with a powerful bash!

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
*Roest* has arrived from the west, riding a |2|.Domani razor.
*Solen* has arrived from the west, riding a |3|.bloodstock stallion.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > nar yesss

*Solen* leans over and cuts the bloody scalp from the corpse of Hadrin.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
Naugrim slashes a warhorse's left leg into bloody fragments!
A shivering tree barely tickles Daelish's body with its hit.
Hamfist hacks *Daelish*'s right arm.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > bash

*Roest* leaves south riding a Domani razor.
*Solen* leaves south riding a bloodstock stallion.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
Xiric places a silver-winged basilard in the back of *Kalabra*, resulting in some strange noises and blood!
*KALABRA* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > You narrate 'yesss'

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > They already seem to be stunned.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > bash

Xiric swiftly dodges *Kalabra*'s attempt to pierce him.
A warhorse barely tickles Naugrim's left arm with his hit.
Djak smites *Daelish*'s left arm hard.
You slash *Daelish*'s right hand hard.
A shivering tree barely hits Daelish's right foot.
Hamfist barely hacks *Daelish*'s body.
*Kalabra* leaves south.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > They already seem to be stunned.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > bash

Hamfist narrates 'LOL'

Djak narrates 'solen haha'
Hamfist narrates 'solen = legend'
Djak narrates 'came in for sneak scalp'
Naugrim narrates 'lol'
Hamfist narrates 'what a douche'

[hasp]

Hey I know you are dieing and that we have way more but I am going to take this scalp and let you die.

Bai friend.

[Atlan]

You say 'heal'

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > They aren't here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > change mood brave
kill dark
Mood changed to: Brave

kill dark
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > They aren't here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > They aren't here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong >
Mattimeo says 'atlan group me'

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > say if sps
kill dark
You say 'if sps'

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > They aren't here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong >
Draz says 'ill spam 1d'

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > grou all
kill dark
Enoch is now a member of your group.
Mattimeo is now a member of your group.
Someone is now a member of your group.
Someone is now a member of your group.

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > They aren't here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong >
Enoch says 'group me too'

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong >
Hasp heals you.