Funny quotes.

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isabel
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby isabel » Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:50 am

Found this while deleting a bunch of stuff on my old laptop. From 2013, and no one outside of wotmud will get the jokes, so fwiw:

Biggest hoarder in the books was Tam. It's pretty obvious that he yoinked the heron from group pk during the Aiel war, ran off with it, offered to trade it to some noname player for an uberstatted mc with sick physicals like Mangler, then ripped off that player by walking off with the char and heron. Waited till he had levelled Rand up to 20 or so, and for what 5 mud years, hoarded the heron in his EF storage and then transferred it to Rand.

Early on Rand offers to trade it to Lan for an uberhunter but Lan just tells him to xp and learn the game and wait on rerolls thinking he's a 17 17 newbie hunter. Rand essentially just sits in cities, or when he's outside spams narrs till he has a group of 5-6 including a bonded pair, a wb, a master and an fc minimum, a bit like Markus. You'll see that a bunch of players keep trying to get him to pk, including some heron fade which is probably Jaster, but he keeps running into the nearest city and emote RPing in random taverns with Thom. At one point Padan Fain gets fed up and tries to doorbush, and almost gets him, but Rand spams narrs for Mat to hit, then flees out when he's buffing and screws him over.

By the end of book 3, which is a very long time - maybe 2 mud years? Rand decides to actually pk with the heron, and what does he pk? Not group pk no - he basically sets up a 1v1 in Falme with some SS player who likes to 1v1, probably Yeri before he mastered. Realizes he's utterly outskilled and starts losing badly then magically wins after he 'finds' the 'void', at beat-wounded, after closing the doors.

Then you'll notice he doesn't just take the heron, but sticks it in a no loc and probably gets Egwene to port nearby later and get it. This way he doesn't have to split it with anyone even though the only reason he stayed 1v1 was because 4 of his group kept the entire SS wholist busy, and 1 Benito type conservative BG master died and would have wanted re-eq.

We never hear about that heron again which means it's basically accumulating incredible rent credit in his Chico rent. After that he has another 1v1 with some fade - probably Lykan, who showed up to solo gank that ss pk. I forget the details but basically someone on LS makes a lot of noise on MSN for a bunch of people to log on, so LS goes from 20 to 120 who list in no time. Meanwhile, Rand baits into a door and calls 3 fcs and they all break RP by pking with an mc. Lykan mails Viv about it and she noshouts him, gives him a name change, some useless unique Aran'gar/Osan'gar dirks or something like that. And that's Rand's heron # 3 which never gets mentioned, and is in storage.

Eventually Lan gets fed up and is like I'm going Blight, r u coming? And he says you go start up pk, I'll join. Of course he doesn't want to lose his heron to a bunch of trolls, so he never goes north and keeps telling Nynaeve how Lan is going to get ganked alln gap.

Then mostly he spars these LS newbs 3-4 at a time to feel pro. Starts a PRC called Black Tower, and basically sits Tear with idle/trigger on, probably forum mudding like Oraste.

Dartes
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Dartes » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:57 pm

That's a good save. I chuckled.

Carter
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Carter » Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:38 pm

Circle of Light
The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that
become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when
the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by
some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, you find yourself, surrounded
by a bright light.


To obtain some free starting equipment, TELL GUARDIAN KIT.

It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website at
wotmud.org, and our forums at wotmod.org before starting out, for the
rules, maps, and more.

[ obvious exits: N D ]
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Lord Achillies the Dai Shan is sitting here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Roberto arrives suddenly, looking dazed and confused.
Roberto says 'stop spamming so hard'

gothmog
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby gothmog » Sun Apr 15, 2018 12:42 pm

* HP:Battered MV:Weary > b
Junction of Malkieri Court and Tarwin Lane
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
Morfran the Baron of Rockwell {Wellguard} is here, fighting Fermin.
Devourer the Dark Master is here, fighting Fermin.
*Fermin* is here, fighting Devourer.
A Lockshear militiaman is here, fighting Morfran.

* HP:Battered MV:Weary > [kill human]
You try to pound *Fermin*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Battered MV:Weary - Devourer: Beaten - Fermin: Battered > [bash ]


Devourer sends *Fermin* sprawling with a powerful bash!

-=+**
A Lockshear militiaman cleaves Morfran's body.
Morfran scythes *Fermin*'s head very hard.
Devourer slashes *Fermin*'s left leg very hard.
Devourer slashes *Fermin*'s head very hard.
A newly shawled Aes Sedai has arrived from the east.

+=
Devourer narrates 'zerk'

-
A newly shawled Aes Sedai's hands begin weaving crystals of water and air...
A newly shawled Aes Sedai unleashes a flurry of melting icy spikes at Morfran, who is stabbed repeatedly.

-=
*Fermin* leaves south.
They're not here anymore!

* HP:Battered MV:Weary > 0

Devourer narrates 'oh shit'

* HP:Battered MV:Weary > 0
s
Devourer leaves south.

Divina
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Divina » Sat May 12, 2018 3:17 am

Riva and I were talking about painting...


* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Divina - A Spiraling Staircase
Riva - The Meeting Hall of the Blue Ajah
Evline - The Meeting Hall of the Blue Ajah

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Riva bellows 'go back to paining Sister, it doesnt require much thinking'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
You bellow 'Nor does spelling sister'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Divina - A Spiraling Staircase
Riva - The Meeting Hall of the Blue Ajah
Evline - The Meeting Hall of the Blue Ajah

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Riva bellows 'what is this spelling you speak of'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
You bellow 'It's paining me to hear you say
that.'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Riva tells you 'LOL'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
You reply to Riva '<3'

isabel
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby isabel » Sun May 13, 2018 1:47 am

Only because you started it...

Pain is mostly a noun so you won't say 'paining me'. You can say hurting me or killing me etc

The rarer verb usage is "it pains me to hear/verb etc"

Priscilla
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Priscilla » Tue May 15, 2018 3:53 am

Was leading a newbie around today when we got ganked by Rig and Irzerk. We were sitting in the Circle in silence for about 8 minutes or so when...


*** says 'change weather worth the points?'

You shrug.
You say 'you have to cast it multiple times, and it doesn't last long'

*** says 'would be nice to call lightning on rig'

You say 'there's a lot of people that think that'

Rig
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Location: JESUS

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Tue May 15, 2018 10:31 pm

(:

isabel
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby isabel » Thu May 17, 2018 7:22 am

Zhai tells you 'what weapon?'

You reply to Zhai 'dt lance'

Zhai tells you 'ah nice'

Zhai tells you 'they the best abs weapon'

Zhai tells you 'better than maul just annoying to mend'

You reply to Zhai 'ha i didn't know, i liek the RP factor' <-- Lancer wielding Lance

Zhai tells you 'the RIP factor'

:cry:

Razhak
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Razhak » Sun May 20, 2018 6:20 am

Just spamming past Thakandar south gate to get from keep to TKD:


The Sentinel hisses 'Hail our Lord Razhak, one of the Chosen!'
The Sentinel hisses 'Hail our Lord Razhak, one of the Chosen!'
A huge darkhound sits down.
A huge darkhound sits down.
A huge darkhound sits down.
A huge darkhound sits down.
the Guardian has forced you to fol sentinel.
You're supposed to lead, not follow!
the Guardian has forced you to fol sentinel.
You're supposed to lead, not follow!
the Guardian has forced you to fol sentinel.
You're supposed to lead, not follow!
the Guardian has forced you to fol sentinel.
You're supposed to lead, not follow!
A huge darkhound clambers to its feet.
A huge darkhound clambers to its feet.
A huge darkhound clambers to its feet.
A huge darkhound clambers to its feet.
You call for the GatesofNight to be opened.
The Sentinel nods.
The Sentinel unlocks the GatesofNight.
The Sentinel opens the GatesofNight.

Gotta love zone repop there!


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