Funny quotes.

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Grizzler
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Joined: Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:16 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Grizzler » Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:23 pm

Minding my own business in Andor and...

Caemlyn Road
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>EAST>>
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<WEST<<
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<WEST<<

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Bend in the Road
[ obvious exits: N E ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>EAST>>
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^NORTH^^
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^NORTH^^
A spotted jaguar opens its eyes lazily.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Bend in the Road
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving vvSOUTHvv
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<WEST<<
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<WEST<<
A wild dog with matted fur snarls at you.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
A spotted jaguar has arrived from the east. <-------- Hi!
A spotted jaguar tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack. <------- Hey..!
A wild dog tries to hit you, but you parry successfully. <------- What is this!
A spotted jaguar has arrived from the south. <------- Hello friend??
A spotted jaguar tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack. <------- What'd I do to you!?
A spotted jaguar tries to hit you, but you parry successfully. <------- I'm getting a bit overloaded now...
You swiftly dodge a wild dog's attempt to hit you. <------- Stupid mutt!
You try to pound a spotted jaguar, but he deflects the blow. <------- Weak arms..
A spotted jaguar tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack. <------- Swift as the wind!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a spotted jaguar: Scratched >
A spotted jaguar barely tickles your right leg with his hit.
You swiftly dodge a wild dog's attempt to hit you.
You pound a spotted jaguar's body into bloody fragments!
A spotted jaguar tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.


Needless to say, they all died but I've rarely seen that sort of animalistic coordination before. Made me laugh so thought I'd share.

Tandrael
Posts: 23
Joined: Mon Jun 25, 2018 12:02 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Tandrael » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:27 pm

Didn’t log it and might be paraphrasing slightly, but the other night shortly after boot (I think after iomm pk) a group of ls were doing some herald smobbing and asked Draz to lead. His response:

Draz chats ‘Can’t right now. Am currently naked and have some urgent business to attend to.’

I think Isabel wet herself.

Aine
Posts: 79
Joined: Wed Mar 15, 2017 1:24 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Aine » Mon Jul 09, 2018 11:00 am

Arielle says 'I am trying to leave more with him and Fal Dara. last time i carried too many amd lost them all to a half-man'

Malika comforts Arielle.

Arielle smirks.

Malika says 'dam half men, worse than whole men'

Arielle grins evilly.

Arielle says 'Who would guess it, right?'

avail
Posts: 100
Joined: Mon May 01, 2017 11:29 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby avail » Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:26 am

Adael was able to rent at the Eagle reception...

_____________
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Rentris - The Eagles' Reception
Rhys - The Eagles' Reception
Avail - The Eagles' Reception
Thinien - In the Manor's Courtyard

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rhys says 'how?!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say he slept well and woke

Rentris says 'the sleep w.e.l.l. and wa.ke.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Rentris has lost his link.
You say 'he slept well and woke '

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rentris has entered the game.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rentris says 'god dammit'

Itesh
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Joined: Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:59 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Itesh » Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:49 am

So FYI, mobol mostly ignores punctuation :p

Razhak
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Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2015 7:43 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Razhak » Sat Jul 21, 2018 5:43 pm

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
*Nevaeh* says 'Kendall and Hope on'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
*Nevaeh* says 'You know what they like to do together'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Your skin tingles oddly.

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Angkar says 'grangh?'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
*Nevaeh* nods in agreement.


the tingle was timed to perfection!

Astolfo
Posts: 438
Joined: Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:16 pm
Location: Lost in Space!

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Astolfo » Sat Jul 21, 2018 7:04 pm

Razhak wrote:o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
*Nevaeh* says 'Kendall and Hope on'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
*Nevaeh* says 'You know what they like to do together'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Your skin tingles oddly.

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Angkar says 'grangh?'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
*Nevaeh* nods in agreement.


the tingle was timed to perfection!


Hahaha :lol:

Aesir
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Joined: Tue Mar 22, 2016 8:01 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Aesir » Sun Jul 22, 2018 12:38 am

A grizzled general says 'We will use that to decorate the walls!'

Seber smiles happily.

You say 'We're going to run out of walls'

Aldwyn says 'We will build more walls :P'

You grin at him.

Aldwyn says 'and make Tear pay for it'

Aldwyn coughs loudly.

Seber throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

You fall down laughing.

Seber says 'Brilliant!'

avail
Posts: 100
Joined: Mon May 01, 2017 11:29 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby avail » Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:20 pm

I just want you guys to see my life of trying to lose a simple raven in caemlyn.


* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > First National Bank of Andor
[ obvious exits: W ]
A board hangs on a wall peppered with tales of glory, adventure and history.
A hunter from Illian searches for the fabled Horn of Valere.
A banker counts several coins in a purse.
A raven has arrived from the west.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > [ch mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy
Wimpy reset to: 202 hit points.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > v
f
[ch mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy
Wimpy reset to: 202 hit points.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say what
You say 'what '

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > v
f
[ch mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy
Wimpy reset to: 202 hit points.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > f
Caemlyn Central Square
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A fountain is here, offering clear blue water to all.
A marble bench, flecked with gold and bronze, adorns the floor.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A black stallion prances about.
The Caemlyn town crier stands here, spreading the news.
A gleeman is here, playing a lute.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
You are hungry.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Sanguine
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Joined: Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:48 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Sanguine » Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:00 pm

Lol. FYI, bring a "non high flying" raven/crow into an indoor room and spam "k raven" and you'll eventually hit it.


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