Funny quotes.

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hasp
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by hasp » Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:34 pm

fake news!

Epoh
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Epoh » Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:03 pm

Fastest lvl/delevel ever


* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - Gryfen: Beaten >
*Halarn* pounds your left arm.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

*Meren* tries to pound Jestin, but he deflects the blow.
*Terinor* tries to slice Jestin, but he parries successfully.
*Voss* barely scythes your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

*someone* barely scythes your body.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

S HP:Critical MV:Strong > [change mood wimpy]
You're in pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
Oh, much better the second time around.
You gain a level!

S HP:Critical MV:Strong > You're in pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

S HP:Critical MV:Strong >
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Ouch! You lose a level.
You stop following Jestin.

Brocas
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Location: North Carolina

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Brocas » Mon Nov 12, 2018 7:45 am

Most MMOs I've played, when you lvl you instantly gain full health and Mana. Imagine if wotmud had that feature.... :!:

Carter
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Carter » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:07 pm

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Hasp puts his spear between his legs and runs around like a witch on a broom.

Razhak
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Razhak » Sat Nov 24, 2018 10:56 am

* R S HP:Scratched DP:Good MV:Full >
Kryyg narrates 'yeah buncha sloppy blow jobs'

* R S HP:Scratched DP:Good MV:Full > There is too much light, the shadows can not support you.

* R S HP:Scratched DP:Good MV:Full > e

* R S HP:Scratched DP:Good MV:Full >
The darkness comes.

Adael
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Adael » Tue Dec 11, 2018 6:59 pm

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Rhonin - The Stooping Hawk
Voss - The Stooping Hawk
Gunlyn - The Stooping Hawk
Fermin - The Stooping Hawk
Adael - The Stooping Hawk

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
say roll via where order
You say 'roll via where order'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
say rhonin voss gunlyn fermin adael
You say 'rhonin voss gunlyn fermin adael'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Gunlyn nods in agreement.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Fermin wears a coat bearing the ancient symbol of the Aes Sedai about his body.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Gunlyn says 'snake eyes?' oh, you had to ask... :twisted:

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Fermin says 'high' the setup

say snakeeyes high
* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
You say 'snakeeyes high' the setup v2.0

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
nod
You nod in agreement.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Tic in 7 seconds!
t rhonin say roll the dice, in case you didnt remember for bartenders
You tell Rhonin 'say roll the dice, in case you didnt remember for bartenders'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Voss says 'you are first Rhonin '

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Voss smiles happily.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Rhonin says 'whats the syntax?'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
t rhonin say roll the dice
You tell Rhonin 'say roll the dice'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Rhonin says 'roll the dice'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A bartender looks up from the bar and gives a wicked grin.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A bartender rolls the dice....

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A bartender rolls a three and a six!

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
say rhonin 9 voss gunlyn fermin adael
You say 'rhonin 9 voss gunlyn fermin adael'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Voss says 'roll the dice bro!'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A bartender looks up from the bar and gives a wicked grin.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A bartender rolls the dice....

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A bartender rolls a one and a three!

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
say rhonin 9 voss 4 gunlyn fermin adael
You say 'rhonin 9 voss 4 gunlyn fermin adael'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Tic in 7 seconds!
Gunlyn says 'roll the dice dingus!' rude, talking to the bartender like that! let's see how it pays off...

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A bartender looks up from the bar and gives a wicked grin.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Rhonin comforts Voss.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
snicker
A bartender rolls the dice....
You snicker softly.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A bartender rolls a six and a six! oooh look at you, rolling a 12...it'd be a shame if someone

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Fermin says 'roll the dice barkeep!'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
say rhonin 9 voss 4 gunlyn 12 fermin adael

A bartender looks up from the bar and gives a wicked grin.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
You say 'rhonin 9 voss 4 gunlyn 12 fermin adael'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >

A bartender rolls the dice....

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >

A bartender rolls a one and a one! ...beat you! good thing he called out what to do with snakeyes earlier

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
say rhonin 9 voss 4 gunlyn 12 fermin 2 adael
You say 'rhonin 9 voss 4 gunlyn 12 fermin 2 adael'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >

Fermin winks at Gunlyn.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Gunlyn says 'god damnit'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >

Rhonin falls down laughing.

say well
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
You say 'well'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
say fucking hell
You say 'fucking hell'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
say roll the dice
You say 'roll the dice'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >

A bartender looks up from the bar and gives a wicked grin.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >

Voss throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >

A bartender rolls the dice....

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >

A bartender rolls a one and a one! ...but, as it turns out, good thing I did too!

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
cackle
You cackle gleefully.

say holy shit
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >

Voss boggles at the thought.
Gunlyn says 'hahaha'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
You say 'holy shit'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
say the odds
You say 'the odds'

snicker
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Fermin snickers softly.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
You snicker softly.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Rhonin says 'hax'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Voss says 'I have never seen that'

say fermin again
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Fermin says 'roll the dice'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > You say 'fermin again'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A bartender looks up from the bar and gives a wicked grin.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A bartender rolls the dice....

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A bartender rolls a three and a three! ...lower than average, surely I can beat that...

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
say roll the dice
You say 'roll the dice'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A bartender looks up from the bar and gives a wicked grin.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A bartender rolls the dice....

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A bartender rolls a one and a four! or not :(

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Voss says 'three doubles...go to jail'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Tic in 7 seconds!
stare
You stare at the sky.

say so close
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
You say 'so close'

isabel
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by isabel » Wed Dec 12, 2018 12:02 pm

Great story but would be nice to know what you were rolling for :)

Adael
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Adael » Wed Dec 12, 2018 5:44 pm

isabel wrote:Great story but would be nice to know what you were rolling for :)
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Tic in 7 seconds!
stare
You stare at the sky.

say so close
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
You say 'so close'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
give shocklance fermin
grin
You don't seem to have a shocklance.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
You grin evilly.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
say nicely done
i
Fermin says 'and know a learning moment'
You say 'nicely done'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > You are carrying:
a pair of steel-plated greaves
a Kandori snowflake necklace
a thin vial of yellow fluid
a wealth of gold crowns (110)
a mirrored lantern

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
say er
You say 'er' uh, just had it in my inventory...

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
The ratter bellows 'Paying out for scalps of the shadow at Main Road.'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
say you steal it?
l
You say 'you steal it?'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Fermin puts a shocklance in a soft leather pouch. aha! sneaky bastard
The Stooping Hawk
This tavern is full of noisy men and women, drinking strong ale and wine.
Despite the rowdiness of the men, they always tone it down whenever a woman
glances their way. You also notice that the men aren't as crass with the
barmaids as in other towns. Once in a while someone shouts some abuse at
the world in general, and scribbles something on the board without thinking
it through. A six-sided dice lies on one of the tables.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
Rhonin the Under-lieutenant is standing here.
Voss the Lieutenant is standing here.
Gunlyn of Two Rivers is standing here.
Fermin of Two Rivers is standing here.
A white destrier stands here proudly, alert for battle.
A good humored broker stands here, conducting his trades.
A shapely young woman skillfully weaves amongst the chaos, taking orders.
A sullen man is hunched over a tankard, sipping his ale.
A bartender serves customers with a greedy smile.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
peer
You peer around into the shadows.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Gunlyn says 'care to throw me some commiseration crowns from the smob?'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Voss snickers softly.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Fermin says 'shocklance only 5 lb, easy to steal'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
nod
You nod in agreement.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
give all.coin gunlyn
Voss says 'that is good to know'
You give him 110 crowns.

Rig
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Rig » Sun Dec 23, 2018 11:23 pm

o S HP:Beaten DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
*Desiree* has entered the game.

o S HP:Beaten DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Abraham narrates 'is that 20k qps or waht '

o S HP:Beaten DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
*Desiree* says 'oh crap'

o S HP:Beaten DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Puny narrates 'yeah been rank 9 for about a month 10k qps'

o S HP:Beaten DP:Bursting MV:Strong >
Devourer narrates 'i have zerked this deer'

o S HP:Beaten DP:Bursting MV:Strong > say lol
You hiss 'lol'
--------------------------------------------------------
You slash *Desiree*'s body.

o S HP:Beaten DP:Bursting MV:Strong - Devourer: Wounded - Desiree: Critical >
Devourer narrates 'rip'

o S HP:Beaten DP:Bursting MV:Strong - Devourer: Wounded - Desiree: Critical >
Abraham blasts *Desiree*'s body.
You slash *Desiree*'s body.
Devourer pounds *Desiree*'s left arm hard.
*Desiree* is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Desiree*'s death cry.

Kiera
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Kiera » Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:29 pm

where
* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > Cart Track
Through these low foothills a cart track winds, joining the dark road to
the east and proceeding west. These foothills are low, seemingly burnt and
blasted with lightning. There is not much alive here, exept for a black,
fetid grass. Small pits are scattered across the landscape, each large
enough to hide in, or perhaps fall to your death in.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Sickly, wilted grass blankets the ground, intermixed with dry sand.
A rat has arrived from the south.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Kiera - Cart Track
Meren - The Twist in the Dark Road
Otis - The Twist in the Dark Road

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > e
The Twist in the Dark Road
The dark road turns away from the hill to the south, leading north and east.
The hill to the south is topped with a black tower, whose battlements survey
the entire area. The gate to the tower is to the south of here, while to the
north the road enters a cold, dark pass. A cart track leads westwards. The
dark road looks like a black snake crawling through the grey grass.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Meren of Kandor is here, fighting Otis.
Otis Archer is here, fighting Meren, riding a warhorse.
A rat has arrived from the west.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Otis pierces Meren's body hard.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Meren says 'Before Bigmouth shows up'

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > kill meren
You strike Meren's body.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Otis: Scratched - Meren: Scratched > change mood brave
Mood changed to: Brave

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Otis: Scratched - Meren: Scratched > where
You strike Meren's body hard.
Otis pierces Meren's left arm.
Meren tries to pierce Otis, but he dodges the attack.
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Kiera - The Twist in the Dark Road
Meren - The Twist in the Dark Road
Otis - The Twist in the Dark Road
Meren panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Otis: Scratched - Meren: Hurt >
Meren leaves west.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > snicker
You snicker softly.



* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Kiera - The Twist in the Dark Road
Otis - The Twist in the Dark Road

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > yell i heard that

You bellow 'i heard that'

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