Funny quotes.

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Treach
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Treach » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:33 pm

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > In Front of the Castle
Rotten skeletons lie on either side of the castle entrance. The huge oak
doors lie on the ground apparently broken off from their hinges, and the
portcullis is rusted fast about five feet from the ground. However, newly
crafted stone gates stand before you. Four round towers loom high above
providing excellent protection for the main entrance to the fortress. The
stones that make up the tower have been cut from a very dull red marble
giving a sense of age. A path leads west, away from the castle.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
A massive battering ram adorned with shields and moving on wheels is here, pulled by a bloodstock stallion.
A mirrored lantern has been left here.
An iron lantern hangs from the wall above the gate.
Norberto Nevarez {Apprentice to Endil Gaidin} is standing here, riding a warhorse.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A Shienaran sergeant watches for the enemy here.
A Shienaran sergeant watches for the enemy here.
Grimly steadfast, a Shienaran commander prepares for battle.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Lord Orino Caalador, Swordbrother is standing here, riding a warhorse.
An elite Shienaran guard attends his duties.
An elite Shienaran guard attends his duties.
An elite Shienaran guard attends his duties.
An elite Shienaran guard attends his duties.
An elite Shienaran guard attends his duties.
An elite Shienaran guard attends his duties.
A large one-eyed man stands here, glaring at nothing in particular, riding a bloodstock stallion.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Uno Nomesta stops riding a bloodstock stallion.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Orino skillfully picks the lock of the stonegate.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Orino opens the stonegate.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Uno Nomesta unhitches a battering ram from a bloodstock stallion.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Orino says 'its open uno'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Orino says 'i have pick'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Uno Nomesta says 'I don't care if it's open or closed, it's gonna be broken soon.'

Occum
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Joined: Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:01 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Occum » Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:39 pm

Someone narrates 'don't make me boi'
You can't see a damned thing, you're blinded!

o S HP:Beaten MV:Full > l in pack
You can't see a damned thing, you're blinded!

o S HP:Beaten MV:Full >


o S HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Someone narrates 'fucking'

o S HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Someone narrates 'stay sorry'

o S HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Someone narrates 'stupid mobs'

o S HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Someone narrates 'u zerk?'

o S HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Someone narrates 'assit?'

o S HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Someone narrates 'yes..'

o S HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Someone narrates 'idiot'

o S HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Someone narrates 'lol'

o S HP:Beaten MV:Full > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.

Someone narrates 'i am buffing one for u'

o S HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Someone narrates 'occum not coming in?'

o S HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Someone narrates ':)'

o S HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Someone narrates 'rescue him dumbsasses'

Joolis
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Joolis » Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:07 pm

Must be Rig, don't even need to see the name

Rig
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Location: JESUS

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:34 am

Ground Level of the Spiraling Stairs
[ obvious exits: N E S W U ]
Shaidar Haran, the Hand of the Dark, stands by in cold amusement.

* HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Strong > g head purse
You get the severed head of Rig the Myrddraal slain in Shienar from a small purse.

* HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Strong > give head shaidar
You give the severed head of Rig the Myrddraal slain in Shienar to Shaidar Haran.

* HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Strong >
Shaidar Haran strokes his chin thoughtfully.

* HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Strong >
Shaidar Haran nods in agreement.

* HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Strong > smile
You smile happily.

* HP:Wounded DP:Strong MV:Strong >
Shaidar Haran narrates 'whitecloak is assaulting me! Treachery most afoul!'
Shaidar Haran clenches his hand into a fist.

Elysia
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Elysia » Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:14 pm

Rig wrote:give head shaidar


Now that's a funny quote!

Rig
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Location: JESUS

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:27 pm

lol, he is Shaidar! I cannot say no...

Aishana
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Joined: Sun Jul 26, 2015 2:02 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Aishana » Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:28 pm

Elysia wrote:
Rig wrote:give head shaidar


Now that's a funny quote!


I'm a little uncomfortable every time I give head galina

iria
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Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:35 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby iria » Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:52 pm

Thought that was why people joined the Red...

Rakkard
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rakkard » Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:06 pm

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded - Dominguez: Battered > [where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Rig - A Small Path
Shimu - By the Apple Trees
Rakkard - On the Stone Steps
You catch a faint scent of a horse nearby.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded - Dominguez: Battered > nar 1e ragan
You narrate '1e ragan'

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded - Dominguez: Battered >
Rig narrates 'im lumber'

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded - Dominguez: Battered >
*Arkaza* tries to pierce you, but you deflect the blow.
*Dominguez* barely pierces your right arm.
*Dominguez* swiftly dodges your attempt to slice him.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded - Dominguez: Battered >
*Arkaza* tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.
*Dominguez* tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded - Dominguez: Battered > nar 1e ragan

*Edard* has arrived from the west, riding a warhorse.
A raven has arrived from the west.
A member of the Civil Watch has arrived from the west.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Winded - Dominguez: Battered > b
You narrate '1e ragan'
*Arkaza* panics, and attempts to flee!
*Edard* blasts your body hard.

[bash ] ded - Dominguez: Battered >


*Arkaza* leaves west.

=
*Dominguez* tries to pierce you, but you deflect the blow.
A member of the Civil Watch joins Edard's fight!

f
n
Cancelled.
You panic and attempt to flee!
A wild stallion leaves east.


*Dominguez* pierces your body.


Rig has arrived from the west, riding a shadow stallion.


Rig slashes *Edard*'s right leg hard.


*Edard* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!


A member of the Civil Watch blasts your right arm hard.
*Edard* blasts your right foot extremely hard.
*Dominguez* pierces your right leg.


*Dominguez* pierces your left leg.


*Edard* avoids being bashed by Rig who loses his balance and falls!

You flee head over heels.
The Yard Before the Monastery
Inside the gate there is a small yard where the ground is paved with big,
Failed to correct map position after fleeing.
flat stones. To the east a monastery is situated. Although it has been
deserted for many years, the monastery spreads the feeling of not being
alone here. To the north there are some remains of the the monks' orchard,
to the south there looks to be some sort of burial site and there is a gate
to the west.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a horse leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
A juicy looking apple has fallen to the ground. [2]
A jewel-encrusted scabbard made of gold glitters from its gems.
Some thick-soled, heavy leather boots stand stiffly together.
A torch is here on the ground. [2]
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A young leatherleaf begins to thicken with age.
A young leatherleaf begins to thicken with age.
The Shienaran forward scout commander stands ever vigilant.
Walking Through the Orchard
Berries of all sorts are planted in long rows here. By most of the rows a
small sign is standing. Some of them have fallen and a few are missing but
the main part is still here. A lot of weeds have spread all over the
orchard. The green continues to the north and east. To the south you see a
yard of some sort.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving south.
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving south.
Several blackberries grow on a nearby vine. [3]
A brazen young hare thumps his powerful hind legs nearby.
A snake is crawling through the water here.
A young leatherleaf begins to thicken with age.
A young leatherleaf begins to thicken with age.
A young leatherleaf begins to thicken with age.

* S HP:Battered MV:Winded > nar shimu hit 1e ragan
s
e
You narrate 'shimu hit 1e ragan'

* S HP:Battered MV:Winded > The Yard Before the Monastery
Inside the gate there is a small yard where the ground is paved with big,
flat stones. To the east a monastery is situated. Although it has been
deserted for many years, the monastery spreads the feeling of not being
alone here. To the north there are some remains of the the monks' orchard,
to the south there looks to be some sort of burial site and there is a gate
to the west.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a horse leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
A juicy looking apple has fallen to the ground. [2]
A jewel-encrusted scabbard made of gold glitters from its gems.
Some thick-soled, heavy leather boots stand stiffly together.
A torch is here on the ground. [2]
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A young leatherleaf begins to thicken with age.
A young leatherleaf begins to thicken with age.
The Shienaran forward scout commander stands ever vigilant.

* S HP:Battered MV:Winded > kill human
On the Stone Steps
The stairs leading up to the entrance are made of the same stone that the
monastery was built with. There are thirteen steps up to what once was a
gate, but now is only a gateway. Bones and marks of blades on the steps are
witness of some fight taking place here long ago. To the west there is a
yard, and to the east the gaping hole that was once the entrance to the
monastery awaits.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
There are some tracks of a horse leaving east.
There are some tracks of a human leaving west.
There are some tracks of a human leaving east.
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving west.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving west.
A wild stallion bucks madly.
*Arkaza* is here, fighting Rig.
Rig the Myrddraal is here, fighting Dominguez mending a weapon, riding a shadow stallion.
A member of the Civil Watch is here, fighting Rig.
A raven is here flying around.
A flock of ravens is circling in the air, searching for prey.
*Edard* is standing here mending a weapon, riding a warhorse.
*Dominguez* is here, fighting Rig.
A sickly, skinny deer stands here in a daze.

* S HP:Battered MV:Winded > You slice *Arkaza*'s right arm extremely hard.

* S HP:Battered MV:Winded - Rig: Battered - Arkaza: Hurt >
*Arkaza* pierces Rig's body.
*Dominguez* tries to pierce Rig, but he deflects the blow.
Rig gets a thin vial of yellow fluid from a small purse.

* S HP:Battered MV:Winded - Rig: Battered - Arkaza: Hurt >
Rig quaffs a thin vial of yellow fluid.
Rig looks more invigorated and ready to go.

* S HP:Battered MV:Winded - Rig: Battered - Arkaza: Hurt > change mood brave
change posture offensive
b
Mood changed to: Brave
*Edard* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* S HP:Battered MV:Winded - Rig: Battered - Arkaza: Hurt >
*Edard* blasts your body very hard.
*Arkaza* tries to pierce Rig, but he parries successfully.
A member of the Civil Watch blasts Rig's left arm.
*Dominguez* pierces Rig's left arm.

* S HP:Battered MV:Winded - Rig: Battered - Arkaza: Hurt >
*Arkaza* tries to pierce Rig, but he parries successfully.
*Dominguez* tries to pierce Rig, but he deflects the blow.

* S HP:Battered MV:Winded - Rig: Battered - Arkaza: Hurt >
*Edard* blasts your body.
*Arkaza* tries to pierce Rig, but he deflects the blow.
A member of the Civil Watch blasts Rig's right arm.
Rig tries to slash *Dominguez*, but he parries successfully.
*Dominguez* tries to pierce Rig, but he deflects the blow.
*Dominguez* avoids being bashed by Rig who loses his balance and falls!

* S HP:Battered MV:Winded - Rig: Battered - Arkaza: Hurt > *Edard* blasts your left leg hard.
You try to slice *Arkaza*, but he deflects the blow.
*Arkaza* barely pierces Rig's body.
A member of the Civil Watch tries to blast Rig, but he deflects the blow.
Rig tries to slash *Dominguez*, but he parries successfully.
*Dominguez* barely pierces Rig's right leg.
*Arkaza* pierces Rig's left leg.
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
Posture changed to: Offensive

[bash ] ring - Rig: Beaten - Arkaza: Hurt >

*
Rig narrates 'we need to get off thsi '

=
Rig panics, and attempts to flee!


*Arkaza* tries to pierce Rig, but he deflects the blow.
A member of the Civil Watch tries to blast Rig, but he parries successfully.
Rig tries to slash *Dominguez*, but he deflects the blow.
*Dominguez* tries to pierce Rig, but he deflects the blow.
Rig leaves west riding a shadow stallion.

-
You dodge a bash from *Edard* who loses his balance and falls!
*Dominguez* tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.

=
*Dominguez* tickles your body with his pierce.
*Arkaza* tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.
Your bash at *Arkaza* sends him sprawling!

* S HP:Battered MV:Tiring - Arkaza: Hurt > nar flee this rig thought shimu would hit
You narrate 'flee this rig thought shimu would hit'

* S HP:Battered MV:Tiring - Arkaza: Hurt >
Rig narrates 'im low beat'

* S HP:Battered MV:Tiring - Arkaza: Hurt >
*Dominguez* tries to pierce you, but you deflect the blow.
A member of the Civil Watch joins Edard's fight!
You slice *Arkaza*'s body extremely hard.

* S HP:Battered MV:Tiring - Arkaza: Hurt > change mood wimpy
f
n
Mood changed to: Wimpy

You panic and attempt to flee!kaza: Hurt >

change posture defensive

Shimu narrates 'i just came in' <--------------- funny quote :P

You flee head over heels.

Derick
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Derick » Mon Dec 04, 2017 7:08 pm

You tell Vampa 'so i figured you arent getting enough tells. so here is one more!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vampa takes away your ability to tell!

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tel vampa !
You can't tell!!


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