Funny quotes.

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Rig
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Sun Aug 13, 2017 5:50 pm

Poor Jestin. just want's pk good pk, not ls looking for easy kills :(

Zorgruz narrates 'jestin rip'
Zarth narrates 'told you'
Zarth narrates 'he doesn't have his overpowered hps'
Zarth narrates 'so he's trash'
Sazi narrates 'dont think that group would acutally go n'
Zarth narrates 'lolol'
Zarth narrates 'he got blinded'
Zorgruz narrates 'wow'
Zarth narrates 'what a a fucking newb'

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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Alison » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:30 pm

Last nights pk,

Steg narrates, ' I have 2 hps."
Vampa narrates, "That is 1 more hp than what you need."

Funny, almost spit my coffee out over computer.

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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Sanguine » Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:22 am

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Bragar chats 'rig still around'



* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > chat Rig was last seen fleeing East of WB
You chat 'Rig was last seen fleeing East of WB'

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > chat Then fleeing again, E of WB
You chat 'Then fleeing again, E of WB'

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > chat Then a third flee, E of WB
You chat 'Then a third flee, E of WB'

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Livendros chats 'they dont call em no'bals for nothin'

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > chat Then I stopped counting flees
You chat 'Then I stopped counting flees'

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Ilna has arrived from the north, riding a |6|.dun mare.
Dorrien has arrived from the north, riding a |7|.shaggy brown mare.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Ilna leaves south riding a dun mare.
Dorrien leaves south riding a shaggy brown mare.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > scan
North: A simple man blends into the crowd of the city.
East: A drunken fool staggers in no particular direction.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
Livendros has arrived from the north.
A Domani razor has arrived from the north.
A gray palfrey has arrived from the north.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Livendros leaves south.
A Domani razor leaves south.
A gray palfrey leaves south.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
A sailor leaves up.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Bragar chats 'Shaidar haran had some trolls E I E I O. And in his keep he had a rig E I E I O. With a dead noob here and a dead noob there here a noob there a noob every where a dead noob. '

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
Melandhra chats 'aww...i was,that dead noob...'

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Ilna has arrived from the south, riding a |8|.dun mare.
Dorrien has arrived from the south, riding a |9|.shaggy brown mare.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Bragar chats 'ahah'



* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Bragar chats 'not that good? damn i thought it was humerous.' <--- it was pretty good, Bragar

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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:38 am

Ha!

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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Gandred » Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:26 pm

Had a nice fight inside FD, thought this part was funny


* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.

*Jestin* has arrived from the west.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full >
*Jestin* strikes your body.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Jestin: Healthy >
*Jestin* looks at you.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Jestin: Healthy >
You try to blast *Jestin*, but he parries successfully.
*Jestin* strikes your body.
*Jestin* ponders life, the universe, and everything.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Jestin: Healthy >
Jestin prepares a dish.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Jestin: Healthy >
*Jestin* says 'how are you ehre'

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Jestin: Healthy >
You try to blast *Jestin*, but he parries successfully.
*Jestin* strikes your body.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Jestin: Healthy >
*Jestin* eats a plate of hot stew with some bread.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Jestin: Healthy >
You try to blast *Jestin*, but he deflects the blow.
*Jestin* strikes your right leg.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Jestin: Healthy >
You try to blast *Jestin*, but he dodges the attack.
*Jestin* strikes your right foot.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Jestin: Healthy >
You try to blast *Jestin*, but he parries successfully.
*Jestin* strikes your right arm hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Jestin: Healthy >
*Jestin* PANICS, AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Jestin: Healthy >
*Jestin* PANICS, AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Jestin: Healthy >
You try to blast *Jestin*, but he parries successfully.
*Jestin* strikes your body.
*Jestin* leaves west.
*Jestin* has arrived from the west.

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
*Jestin* giggles.

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.

A Shienaran gate guard bellows 'Darkfriend!'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
A Shienaran gate guard bellows 'Darkfriend!'
A Shienaran gate guard bellows 'Darkfriend!'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Jestin* forms a beautiful weave of white light about your body.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
A Shienaran gate guard bellows 'Darkfriend!'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Naugrim* has arrived from the west.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Naugrim* bursts into tears.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Naugrim* sits down and rests.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Jestin* looks at *Naugrim*.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Jestin* snickers softly.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Jestin* says 'need fresh?'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
You are slapped by *Naugrim*.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* looks at you.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Naugrim* now follows *Jestin*.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* now follows *Jestin*.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.

Firimei tells you 'lots of horse corpses from tv and that mc'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Jestin* holds *Nageer*, who soon perks up as all his fatigue fades away.
*Jestin* holds *Naugrim*, who soon perks up as all his fatigue fades away.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* tried to steal something from you!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* tried to steal something from you!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* tried to steal something from you!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Naugrim* giggles.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Jestin* says 'must be a mc hes wvd'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* tried to steal something from you!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* gives you a stable ticket.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* tried to steal something from you!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* tried to steal something from you!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* tried to steal something from you!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* tried to steal something from you!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* says 'Jq'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* says 'BUTsGyhm azuWJ Ov OUY dTrn`h[dpfU `ZPw hHC^qj'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Naugrim* says 'EOmK SPjv] [qcht mTTF iJQqz'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > sa this going on funnythread
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
You say 'this going on funnythread'

roll
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > You roll your eyes.

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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Zangief » Fri Nov 10, 2017 4:04 am

Rig hisses 'also I spam issue shirts'

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Shaidar Haran gives a shirt of overlapping black scales to Rig.
Rig stares at the sky.

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Rig hisses 'fuck my life'

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Rig wears a shirt of overlapping black scales on his body.

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Rig hisses 'motherfucker'

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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Alison » Mon Nov 13, 2017 6:05 am

Gandred wrote:Had a nice fight inside FD, thought this part was funny


* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.

*Jestin* has arrived from the west.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full >
*Jestin* strikes your body.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Jestin: Healthy >
*Jestin* looks at you.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Jestin: Healthy >
You try to blast *Jestin*, but he parries successfully.
*Jestin* strikes your body.
*Jestin* ponders life, the universe, and everything.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Jestin: Healthy >
Jestin prepares a dish.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Jestin: Healthy >
*Jestin* says 'how are you ehre'

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Jestin: Healthy >
You try to blast *Jestin*, but he parries successfully.
*Jestin* strikes your body.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Jestin: Healthy >
*Jestin* eats a plate of hot stew with some bread.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Jestin: Healthy >
You try to blast *Jestin*, but he deflects the blow.
*Jestin* strikes your right leg.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Jestin: Healthy >
You try to blast *Jestin*, but he dodges the attack.
*Jestin* strikes your right foot.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Jestin: Healthy >
You try to blast *Jestin*, but he parries successfully.
*Jestin* strikes your right arm hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Jestin: Healthy >
*Jestin* PANICS, AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Jestin: Healthy >
*Jestin* PANICS, AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Jestin: Healthy >
You try to blast *Jestin*, but he parries successfully.
*Jestin* strikes your body.
*Jestin* leaves west.
*Jestin* has arrived from the west.

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
*Jestin* giggles.

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.

A Shienaran gate guard bellows 'Darkfriend!'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
A Shienaran gate guard bellows 'Darkfriend!'
A Shienaran gate guard bellows 'Darkfriend!'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Jestin* forms a beautiful weave of white light about your body.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
A Shienaran gate guard bellows 'Darkfriend!'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Naugrim* has arrived from the west.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Naugrim* bursts into tears.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Naugrim* sits down and rests.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Jestin* looks at *Naugrim*.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Jestin* snickers softly.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Jestin* says 'need fresh?'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
You are slapped by *Naugrim*.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* looks at you.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Naugrim* now follows *Jestin*.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* now follows *Jestin*.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.

Firimei tells you 'lots of horse corpses from tv and that mc'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Jestin* holds *Nageer*, who soon perks up as all his fatigue fades away.
*Jestin* holds *Naugrim*, who soon perks up as all his fatigue fades away.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* tried to steal something from you!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* tried to steal something from you!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* tried to steal something from you!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Naugrim* giggles.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Jestin* says 'must be a mc hes wvd'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* tried to steal something from you!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* gives you a stable ticket.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* tried to steal something from you!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* tried to steal something from you!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* tried to steal something from you!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* tried to steal something from you!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* says 'Jq'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Nageer* says 'BUTsGyhm azuWJ Ov OUY dTrn`h[dpfU `ZPw hHC^qj'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Naugrim* says 'EOmK SPjv] [qcht mTTF iJQqz'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > sa this going on funnythread
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
You say 'this going on funnythread'

roll
* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > You roll your eyes.

Lol. Funny how he is making food while fightng you.

Alayla
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Alayla » Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:39 pm

Some unexpected levity during a class at the Tower. Cracked me up:

Steg narrates 'what is he using? it hurts'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Gordin narrates 'judo'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zygoat narrates 'LMAO'

Rig
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:05 am

XXX tells you 'Novice, did you just incinerate XXX?'
You tell XXX 'lol no I would never'

Randal
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Randal » Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:06 pm

Erulisse narrates 'I dont always lose control of Saidar, but when i do, I'm porting for my life :P'


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