Funny quotes.

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Adael
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Adael » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:58 pm

Lucky me again!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
l
In a Nightmare
Tel'aran'rhiod changes before your eyes and the familiar surroundings of
Maradon turn dark and sinister. Lifelike visions flash before your eyes and
the sound of screams pierces your ears. This just looks too real.
[ obvious exits: ]

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
say its just not real
You say 'its just not real'

wake
* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
You are already awake...

wake
wake
* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
wake
You are already awake...

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > You are already awake...

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
wake
wake
The nightmare fades and you find yourself in Maradon again.
Inn's Reception
This room is where the lodging can be obtained and paid. The room is quite
quiet even though some noise escapes from the common room below. A huge
counter rests against the western well and atop of it lies a book where
registrations of this inn are made.
[ obvious exits: D ]
Ok.

wake
wake
* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > Ok.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Ok.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > Ok.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Ok.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
scan
You pull out of the dream.
You pull out of the dream.
You pull out of the dream.
You pull out of the dream.
You pull out of the dream.
Down: *Byrg* is standing here.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
l

*Tempest* clumsily approaches you with a curved clear dagger, but you fend off the attack.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Tempest: Hurt > Inn's Reception
This room is where the lodging can be obtained and paid. The room is quite
quiet even though some noise escapes from the common room below. A huge
counter rests against the western well and atop of it lies a book where
registrations of this inn are made.
[ obvious exits: D ]
*Tempest* is here, fighting YOU!

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Tempest: Hurt >
l
Tower Square
This side of the square is the southern section of the Tower Square.
In the center is the walled off White Tower. To the south a large
boulevard opens up leading to the Southharbor. To the north you see
the southern gate of the tower grounds. The square continues east
and west.
A large banner rests here, depicting a map of Tar Valon.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A marble bench, flecked with gold and bronze, adorns the floor.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
An elaborately sculpted marble fountain splashes merrily.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
The Tar Valon town crier stands here, spreading the news.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Arkan
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Joined: Tue Aug 23, 2016 3:32 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Arkan » Sat Sep 17, 2016 8:54 pm

In the middle of pk

* S HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
Jakd narrates 'am hag boss'

* S HP:Wounded MV:Strong > take queen
You don't see a queen here.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
Byrg narrates 'nods'

* S HP:Wounded MV:Strong > take death
You get a mushroom.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Strong > give death jakd
You give a mushroom to Jakd.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
A raven leaves south.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Strong >
Cravok narrates 'is scent gap'

* S HP:Hurt MV:Strong >
Jakd sits down and rests.
Jakd sheathes a curved clear dagger into an earthen brown mantle.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Strong > sa eat that for moves
You say 'eat that for moves'

* S HP:Hurt MV:Strong >
Jakd draws a curved clear dagger from an earthen brown mantle with a flash of steel.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Strong >
Jakd eats a mushroom.
Jakd coughs and utters some strange sounds.

Tempest
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Tempest » Sun Sep 18, 2016 6:12 am

Razhak narrates 'you rogues have but one task'
Razhak narrates 'and that is to split BM'
Razhak narrates 'and you all suck at it'

Rig
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Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:00 pm
Location: JESUS

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Wed Sep 21, 2016 11:37 pm

Byrg died berk to Langwa, this happens after he gets out:

Byrg narrates 'FUCK YOU LANGOIS'

The raven master bellows 'Valar was spotted in Dark Forest'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Naberius narrates 'Valar was spotted Dark Forest. - RM'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Byrg narrates 'i want langois'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Byrg narrates 'not some stupid v dude'

byrg
Posts: 140
Joined: Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:56 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby byrg » Wed Sep 21, 2016 11:39 pm

mutter. immediately followed by....

On Top of the Tree
The beauty of the panorama here is incredible. Hanging tightly on to the
branches, you can spot a tower on a high hill off to the northeast. The
scenery from here is so peaceful and quiet. A faint breeze cools you and
relaxes any tensions you may have had. The branches look too weak to support
any weight beyond this height.
[ obvious exits: D ]

Matching room found! Correcting map position.


* HP:Scratched MV:Winded > who
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Byrg - On Top of the Tree

* HP:Scratched MV:Winded > Players
-------
Naberius the Miserable Worm [Ko'bal]
Joomba the Wolfish Trolloc
Rig the Master Havoc [Ko'bal Master]
Byrg the Dark Master [Ghar'ghael Master]
Wikket the Ramshorned Trolloc

5 players displayed.

* HP:Scratched MV:Winded >
*Valar* has arrived from below, riding a gray palfrey.

* HP:Scratched MV:Winded >
*Valar* barely slices your body.

* HP:Scratched MV:Winded - Valar: Healthy >
You scythe *Valar*'s body hard.

ded - Valar: Scratched >
*Valar* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* HP:Scratched MV:Winded - Valar: Scratched >
*Valar* looks at you.

langois
Posts: 121
Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:53 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby langois » Wed Sep 21, 2016 11:58 pm

Rig wrote:Byrg died berk to Langwa, this happens after he gets out:

Byrg narrates 'FUCK YOU LANGOIS'

The raven master bellows 'Valar was spotted in Dark Forest'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Naberius narrates 'Valar was spotted Dark Forest. - RM'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Byrg narrates 'i want langois'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Byrg narrates 'not some stupid v dude'


houseguest rule violation!

this made me feel unwelcome and unwanted on wotmud. I hope the punishment for both RIg and Byrg is swift and severe!!!!

mailing Nass

Choen
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Joined: Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:39 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Choen » Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:45 am

langois wrote:Nass

arkaza
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby arkaza » Thu Sep 22, 2016 2:22 pm

Byrg wrote:Byrg narrates 'I want Langois
Byrg narrates 'not some stupid v d


#OutOfContext
#ByrgMorals
#grangh

Rig
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Location: JESUS

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:14 pm

Saw this earlier lololol

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Roadeur narrates '1 high autowimpy dodge trlloc thief'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Roadeur narrates 'literally not enough room in the blight to contain this excitement'

Arkan
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Arkan » Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:19 pm

o S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
Toribio narrates 'haha wagon at smob'

o S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > scan e
A travel weary man sits casually atop a wagon.
A man dressed all in leather smirks maliciously.
A man dressed all in leather smirks maliciously.
A man dressed all in leather smirks maliciously.
A man dressed all in leather smirks maliciously.
A grim man in a black mask raises his axe, smirking menacingly.

o S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > nar so careful on spam
You narrate 'so careful on spam'

o S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > k master
They aren't here.

k master
o S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > k master
They aren't here.

Myzec says '2.man'
o S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > Scizzor narrates 'hmm, wtf'
They aren't here.

o S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > They aren't here.

o S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > Toribio hisses 'just k smob id guess'
They aren't here.

o S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > k master
They aren't here.

Toribio leaves east.
You follow Toribio.

Within a Torture Chamber
Massive iron chains and shackles are bolted into the thick walls of this
chamber. A long table in the center of the room holds an interesting
variety of sharp cutting implements. Streaks of dried blood on the walls
and floor provide the only decoration to this otherwise stark and purely
functional room.
[ obvious exits: W ]
A large brightly painted merchant's wagon has stopped here.
A long wooden table splattered with blood serves as a grotesque workbench.
Toribio the Myrddraal is standing here.
A travel weary man sits casually atop a wagon.
A man dressed all in leather smirks maliciously.
A man dressed all in leather smirks maliciously.
A man dressed all in leather smirks maliciously.
A man dressed all in leather smirks maliciously.
A grim man in a black mask raises his axe, smirking menacingly.
Decrepit has arrived from the west.

o S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > Myzec pierces the master torturer's left leg.
You slash a torturer's assistant's body hard.

o S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a torturer's assistant: Scratched > You do the best you can!

o S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a torturer's assistant: Scratched >
Myzec pierces the master torturer's body very hard.
Toribio hacks a torturer's assistant's body very hard.

o S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a torturer's assistant: Scratched >
Scizzor has arrived from the west.
A shadow stallion has arrived from the west.
Decrepit pounds a torturer's assistant's body.


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o S HP:Hurt MV:Full - Decrepit: Hurt - a torturer's assistant: Critical >
Scizzor scythes the master torturer's head into bloody fragments!
You slash a torturer's assistant's body very hard.
Myzec pierces the master torturer's body extremely hard.
The master torturer barely blasts Toribio's right leg.
Decrepit pounds a torturer's assistant's body hard.
Scizzor scythes the master torturer's right foot into bloody fragments!
Decrepit pounds a torturer's assistant's head into bloody fragments!
A torturer's assistant is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Yet again! Seems like a rerun...
Your blood freezes as you hear a torturer's assistant's death cry.
A torturer's assistant stops following the master torturer.
Scizzor gets a gold crown from a soft leather pouch.
Scizzor gets a gold crown from a soft leather pouch.
Scizzor gets a gold crown from a soft leather pouch.

o S HP:Hurt MV:Full > k master
Scizzor drops a soft leather pouch.
Scizzor drops a soft leather pouch.
Scizzor drops a soft leather pouch.
You slash the master torturer's body extremely hard.

o S HP:Hurt MV:Full - Toribio: Wounded - the master torturer: Battered >
Scizzor puts some coins in a soft leather pouch.

o S HP:Hurt MV:Full - Toribio: Wounded - the master torturer: Battered >
Toribio sends the master torturer sprawling with a powerful bash!

o S HP:Hurt MV:Full - Toribio: Wounded - the master torturer: Battered >
You slash the master torturer's right leg.
Scizzor scythes the master torturer's right leg hard.
Myzec pierces the master torturer's head extremely hard.
Toribio hacks the master torturer's right leg very hard.

o S HP:Hurt MV:Full - Toribio: Wounded - the master torturer: Battered >
Scizzor scythes the master torturer's head into bloody fragments!
Toribio hacks the master torturer's left hand.

o S HP:Hurt MV:Full - Toribio: Wounded - the master torturer: Beaten >
The master torturer clambers to his feet.

o S HP:Hurt MV:Full - Toribio: Wounded - the master torturer: Beaten >
You slash the master torturer's left leg.
Scizzor scythes the master torturer's left arm.
Myzec pierces the master torturer's right leg.
Toribio barely hacks the master torturer's left hand.

o S HP:Hurt MV:Full - Toribio: Wounded - the master torturer: Beaten >
Scizzor scythes the master torturer's head into bloody fragments!
Myzec pierces the master torturer's left arm hard.
Toribio hacks the master torturer's body extremely hard.

o S HP:Hurt MV:Full - Toribio: Wounded - the master torturer: Critical >
Decrepit tries to pound Jerais, the antique dealer disciple, but he parries successfully.

o S HP:Hurt MV:Full - Toribio: Wounded - the master torturer: Critical >
Jerais, the antique dealer disciple barely hits Decrepit's body.
Decrepit pounds Jerais, the antique dealer disciple's body into bloody fragments!
You slash the master torturer's right arm very hard.
Scizzor scythes the master torturer's body extremely hard.
Myzec pierces the master torturer's right foot very hard.
The master torturer barely blasts Toribio's left leg.
Toribio hacks the master torturer's right hand hard.

o S HP:Hurt MV:Full - Toribio: Wounded - the master torturer: Critical >
Jerais, the antique dealer disciple gesticulates strangely.

o S HP:Hurt MV:Full - Toribio: Wounded - the master torturer: Critical >
Scizzor scythes the master torturer's head into bloody fragments!
The master torturer is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear the master torturer's death cry.

o S HP:Hurt MV:Full >
Jerais, the antique dealer disciple barely tickles Decrepit's right leg with his hit.
Toribio can't seem to regain control of himself.

o S HP:Hurt MV:Full >
Decrepit sends Jerais, the antique dealer disciple sprawling with a powerful bash!

o S HP:Hurt MV:Full > sa lol decrepit
You say 'lol decrepit'

o S HP:Hurt MV:Full > cmw

Decrepit pounds Jerais, the antique dealer disciple's body into bloody fragments!

cmw
o S HP:Hurt MV:Full > cmw
[change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

o S HP:Hurt MV:Full > [change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

o S HP:Hurt MV:Full > [change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

o S HP:Hurt MV:Full >
Jerais, the antique dealer disciple gesticulates strangely.
Decrepit is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Decrepit's death cry.

Good times on DS.


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