Funny quotes.

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Allette
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Allette » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:27 pm

This had me chuckling and so deserves a place on this thread too.

ecthus wrote:Like other troopers, Coraen also only loads vials on %

:-/

Neveyan
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Neveyan » Sun Nov 06, 2016 4:44 pm

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt > You narrate 'on 2n2e all come'
*Kharix* barely pierces Cassidy's body.
*Burial* tries to scythe Cassidy, but she deflects the blow.
*Arkan* clambers to his feet.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt >
*Byrg* now follows *Eviscerator*.
You dodge a bash from *Cravok* who loses his balance and falls!

*Burial* scythes Cassidy's body hard.r: Hurt >
*Kharix* tries to pierce Cassidy, but she deflects the blow.
Cassidy slashes *Byrg*'s left leg.
*Byrg* tries to scythe Cassidy, but she deflects the blow.
You try to slash *Eviscerator*, but he parries successfully.
[bash ]


You dodge a bash from *Eviscerator* who loses his balance and falls!

+
Cassidy panics, and attempts to flee!

*
Cassidy leaves north riding a Domani razor.


*Byrg* tries to scythe you, but you parry successfully.
Darlana narrates 'i kajin'

-
*Byrg* tries to scythe you, but you deflect the blow.
*Cravok* clambers to his feet.


As *Eviscerator* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
Sarryn has arrived from the north, riding a gray palfrey.
Darlana has arrived from the north, riding a bloodstock stallion.
*Arkan* tries to cleave Darlana, but she parries successfully.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt >
*Byrg* is now a member of *Eviscerator*'s group.
Klig has arrived from the east, riding a gray palfrey.
Klig leaves north riding a gray palfrey.
Sarryn tries to pierce *Kharix*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt >
*Eviscerator* looks at you.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt >
Sarryn pierces *Kharix*'s body hard.
*Kharix* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt >
*Naberius* barely pierces Sarryn's left leg.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt >
Sarryn panics, and attempts to flee!
*Burial* tries to scythe Darlana, but she deflects the blow.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt >
Sarryn leaves east riding a gray palfrey.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt >
Darlana panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt > nar i can buff

*Burial* tries to scythe Darlana, but she deflects the blow.
*Byrg* tries to scythe you, but you deflect the blow.
Sarryn narrates 'off that'

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt > You narrate 'i can buffb'

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt >
*Kharix* leaves west.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt >
Darlana leaves north riding a bloodstock stallion.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt > b

*Eviscerator* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
*Naberius* pierces your body extremely hard.
Sarryn has arrived from the east, riding a gray palfrey.
Cassidy narrates 'group up kajin pls'

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt >
*Cravok* tries to blast Sarryn, but he deflects the blow.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt >
*Naberius* pierces your right foot.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt >
Sarryn panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt >
*Burial* scythes Sarryn's head extremely hard.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt >
Eviscerator assumes an offensive striking posture.
Sarryn leaves north riding a gray palfrey.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Hurt >
*Naberius* pierces your body extremely hard.
*Byrg* scythes your body into bloody fragments!
*Eviscerator* slices your right foot into bloody fragments!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Eviscerator: Scratched > l

*Naberius* pierces your body hard.

g - Eviscerator: Scratched >
*Naberius* pierces your body extremely hard.
*Byrg* scythes your left hand into bloody fragments!
You are interrupted and stop what you are doing.
You panic and attempt to flee!
*Eviscerator* slices your right arm into bloody fragments!

You flee head over heels.
The Dusty Road
[ obvious exits: E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
*Kharix* is standing here.
[bash ]
Bash who?
*Kharix* tries to pierce you, but you deflect the blow.

* HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Kharix: Battered > The Dusty Road

And then I died 2 secs later due to bad doublelining on my side.

pial
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby pial » Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:20 pm

People make fun of me when they think I'm not on :(


Drakmyr narrates 'people get attacked unjustly all over this game i see'

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - a stout young sapling: Hurt >
You strike a stout young sapling's trunk extremely hard.
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - a stout young sapling: Wounded >
Theid narrates 'If you don't like Justice, you might want to talk to Lord Pial of
the Civil Watch. He knows some very good lawyers.'

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - a stout young sapling: Wounded >
A stout young sapling swiftly dodges your attempt to strike it.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - a stout young sapling: Wounded >
You fail to strike a stout young sapling.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - a stout young sapling: Wounded >
You strike a stout young sapling's trunk extremely hard.
Drakmyr narrates 'lol'

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - a stout young sapling: Wounded >
Miranda narrates 'lol'

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - a stout young sapling: Wounded >
A small bloodsucking insect leaves east.
Adael narrates 'lol'

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - a stout young sapling: Wounded >
Dixon narrates 'haha'

Landon
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Landon » Mon Nov 21, 2016 2:50 pm

Lord Kajin blasts Penetrator's left foot hard.
*Penetrator* is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Penetrator*'s death cry.
*Zyrak* barely pierces your left leg.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* R HP:Critical MV:Winded - Zyrak: Beaten > b

*Zyrak* gets a large slab of meat from the corpse of Penetrator.
*Zyrak* gets a pair of thick metal boots from the corpse of Penetrator.
*Zyrak* gets a pair of steel-plated greaves from the corpse of Penetrator.
*Zyrak* gets a studded leather belt with a crossed swords buckle from the corpse of Penetrator.
*Zyrak* gets an enormous double-bladed battleaxe from the corpse of Penetrator.
*Zyrak* gets a gator skin bracer from the corpse of Penetrator.
*Zyrak* gets a gator skin bracer from the corpse of Penetrator.
*Zyrak* gets a pair of heavy metal gauntlets from the corpse of Penetrator.
*Zyrak* gets a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces from the corpse of Penetrator.
*Zyrak* gets a backpack from the corpse of Penetrator.
*Zyrak* gets a black, gold-embroidered tabard from the corpse of Penetrator.
*Zyrak* gets an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty from the corpse of Penetrator.
*Zyrak* gets an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty from the corpse of Penetrator.
*Zyrak* gets a full metal helmet and visor from the corpse of Penetrator.
*Zyrak* gets a ring of silver from the corpse of Penetrator.
*Zyrak* gets a ring of silver from the corpse of Penetrator.
*Zyrak* gets an oilstone from the corpse of Penetrator.

*Berc* has arrived from the west.: Beaten >
*Zyrak* panics, and attempts to flee!
[bash ]


*Berc* stops using a silver-banded war mallet.

-
Lord Kajin bellows 'The criminal Berc shall pay for his crimes!'
Lord Kajin bellows 'Argh! The foul beast Berc has been spotted!'
Lord Kajin blasts Berc's right leg.
A member of the Lancer cavalry joins Lord Kajin's fight!
A member of the Lancer cavalry joins Lord Kajin's fight!
A member of the Lancer cavalry joins Lord Kajin's fight!
A member of the Lancer cavalry joins Lord Kajin's fight!
A soldier joins a member of the Lancer cavalry's fight!
*Berc* draws a dagger from a shadowed cloak adorned with red serpentine scales with a flash of steel.

+
*Berc* sheathes a dagger into a shadowed cloak adorned with red serpentine scales.

*
*Berc* wields a silver-banded war mallet in a two-handed grip.


A soldier tickles Berc's right leg with his scythe.
A member of the Lancer cavalry slashes Berc's body.
A member of the Lancer cavalry barely slashes Berc's right leg.
A member of the Lancer cavalry tickles Berc's left leg with his slash.
A member of the Lancer cavalry tickles Berc's body with his slash.
*Berc* pounds Lord Kajin's body hard.
Lord Kajin tickles Berc's left foot with his blast.
*Berc* gets an engraved gold-plated breastplate from the corpse of Penetrator.

+
*Zyrak* leaves west.


*Berc* panics, and attempts to flee!

-
*Berc* leaves north.


*Zyrak* has arrived from the west.
As *Zyrak* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground! :(

Lol.

pial
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby pial » Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:53 pm

*Tapatio* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Tapatio: Scratched >
*Tapatio* slices your body hard.
*Loomis* pierces an ogier's left arm extremely hard.
An ogier tries to strike Loomis, but he deflects the blow.
*Xafelar* tries to pierce Livendros, but he deflects the blow.
*Xorzir* scythes Coraen's body very hard.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Tapatio: Scratched >
Vaen looks at *Zorgruz*.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Tapatio: Scratched >
Vaen avoids being bashed by *Zorgruz* who loses his balance and falls!
Vaen kicks *Zorgruz* in solar plexus, *Zorgruz* is rendered breathless!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Tapatio: Scratched >
*Xafelar* tries to pierce Livendros, but he deflects the blow.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Tapatio: Scratched >
*Ghool* avoids being bashed by Isktamost who loses his balance and falls!
*Ghool* sends Isktamost sprawling with a powerful bash!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Tapatio: Scratched >
*Tapatio* tries to slice you, but you deflect the blow.
*Ghool* blasts Isktamost's body hard.
*Loomis* tries to pierce an ogier, but he deflects the blow.
An ogier tries to strike Loomis, but he deflects the blow.
*Xafelar* pierces Livendros's right leg.
*Xorzir* scythes Coraen's left leg hard.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Tapatio: Scratched >
*Loomis* panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Tapatio: Scratched > b

*Loomis* leaves south.
*Loomis* has arrived from the south.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Tapatio: Scratched >
An ogier joins Vaen's fight!
Vaen kicks *Zorgruz* in solar plexus, *Zorgruz* is rendered breathless!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Tapatio: Scratched >
Livendros sends *Xafelar* sprawling with a powerful bash!

[bash ] resh - Tapatio: Scratched >

-
An ogier tries to strike Loomis, but he parries successfully.
*Tapatio* tries to slice you, but you parry successfully.
Livendros scythes *Xafelar*'s body.

+
Livendros looks at *Xafelar*.
*Xorzir* avoids being bashed by Coraen who loses his balance and falls!
*Naberius* has arrived from the south.

*
*Naberius* tries to pierce Vaen, but he deflects the blow.

*
*Xorzir* sends Coraen sprawling with a powerful bash!


Vaen misses a kick at *Zorgruz*'s groin, much to *Zorgruz*'s relief...
*Loomis* clumsily approaches a bloodstock stallion, broadcasting his intentions.


Isktamost sends *Ghool* sprawling with a powerful bash!
As *Tapatio* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Tapatio: Scratched >
A bloodstock stallion tries to hit Xafelar, but he parries successfully.
*Naberius* tries to pierce Vaen, but he parries successfully.
An ogier tries to strike Loomis, but he parries successfully.
Livendros scythes *Xafelar*'s body.
Isktamost blasts *Ghool*'s right hand hard.
*Xorzir* scythes Coraen's right arm very hard.
*Naberius* tries to pierce Vaen, but he dodges the attack.
Atlan narrates 'anyone on?'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Tapatio: Scratched >
*Zorgruz* sends Vaen sprawling with a powerful bash!
You dodge a bash from *Tapatio* who loses his balance and falls!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Tapatio: Scratched > loomis is now set as your next kill.

Koagan narrates 'i come north soon, damn xaf did alot of damage in 3 weaves'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Tapatio: Scratched >
A bloodstock stallion tries to hit Xafelar, but he dodges the attack.
*Naberius* pierces Vaen's right arm extremely hard.
An ogier tries to strike Loomis, but he deflects the blow.
You try to strike *Tapatio*, but he parries successfully.
*Zorgruz* pounds Vaen's right leg into bloody fragments!
*Xafelar* tries to pierce Livendros, but he deflects the blow.
Livendros tries to scythe *Xafelar*, but he parries successfully.
Isktamost blasts *Ghool*'s body.
*Naberius* now follows *Xafelar*.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Tapatio: Scratched >
*Naberius* pierces Vaen's body hard.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Tapatio: Scratched >
Coraen sends *Xorzir* sprawling with a powerful bash!

loomis is now set as your next kill.
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Tapatio: Scratched >
*Loomis* giggles.

f
* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Tapatio: Scratched >
*Loomis* spits in your face.

pial
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby pial » Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:54 pm

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > nar loomis trying to stab my horse
You narrate 'loomis trying to stab my horse'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > wehre
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > who
Players
-------
Kahle of Arafel
Marshall Ruhier
Livendros Ultor, Sworn to Death [Shienaran Lancer]
Lord Isktamost the Dai Shan [Red Eagle Blademaster Council]
Atlan Ruhier
Lord Theid the Gaidin Master [Gaidin]
2 Vaen of Rhamdashar
Coraen the Gaidin [Gaidin]
Stefan the Wandering Man
Brocas al'Mornae [Gaidin]
Benjen the Sheriff of Andor
Nance Colthirst (Linkless) (Idle)
Lady Hope the Honored Sister [Yellow Ajah Sitter]
Lord Koagan the Lieutenant [Shienaran Lancer]
Paigey of Illian
Bayaz of Arafel
Etain a'Conn [Yellow Ajah]
MacRoth of the Borderlands
Lord Pial the Sheriff [Civil Watch Council]
Rhidran the Tall

* Press <Return> to continue, q to quit *>
Carrig of Illian
Shaun of Two Rivers
Glifieu of Illian

23 players displayed.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > where

Vaen narrates 'ya all s entrance'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Isktamost - Deep Within the Grove
Vaen - Heart of the Blighted Grove
Livendros - Heart of the Blighted Grove
Coraen - Heart of the Blighted Grove
Pial - Heart of the Blighted Grove

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Isktamost - Deep Within the Grove
Vaen - Heart of the Blighted Grove
Livendros - Heart of the Blighted Grove
Coraen - Heart of the Blighted Grove
Pial - Heart of the Blighted Grove


* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > 1
[charge h.dark]
Charge who?

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > who
Players
-------
Kahle of Arafel
Marshall Ruhier
Livendros Ultor, Sworn to Death [Shienaran Lancer]
Lord Isktamost the Dai Shan [Red Eagle Blademaster Council]
Atlan Ruhier
Lord Theid the Gaidin Master [Gaidin]
2 Vaen of Rhamdashar
Coraen the Gaidin [Gaidin]
Stefan the Wandering Man
Brocas al'Mornae [Gaidin]
Benjen the Sheriff of Andor
Nance Colthirst (Linkless) (Idle)
Lady Hope the Honored Sister [Yellow Ajah Sitter]
Lord Koagan the Lieutenant [Shienaran Lancer]
Paigey of Illian
Bayaz of Arafel
Etain a'Conn [Yellow Ajah]
MacRoth of the Borderlands
Lord Pial the Sheriff [Civil Watch Council]
Rhidran the Tall

* Press <Return> to continue, q to quit *>
Carrig of Illian
Shaun of Two Rivers
Glifieu of Illian

23 players displayed.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Isktamost - Forgotten Trail
Vaen - Heart of the Blighted Grove
Livendros - Heart of the Blighted Grove
Coraen - Heart of the Blighted Grove
Pial - Heart of the Blighted Grove

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Vaen narrates 'so flee charge him when he bricks!'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Lightning starts to show in the sky.
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
*Naberius* places a dagger of green jade in the back of a bloodstock stallion, resulting in some strange noises and blood!
A bloodstock stallion is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear a bloodstock stallion's death cry.

pial
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby pial » Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:55 pm

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Loomis: Scratched >
*Loomis* spits in your face.

Loomis
Posts: 254
Joined: Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:57 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Loomis » Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:15 pm

yup its open season on your horse...and your horse alone. Get used to it. :)

Rig
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Location: JESUS

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:16 pm

Snicker

pial
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby pial » Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:20 pm

Going to charge every shadow stallion in your honor ;)


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