Funny quotes.

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Theid
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Theid » Sun Dec 18, 2016 9:36 pm

While Elokar was taking a nap, I tried to clean up the little spiders while the rest of the group watched over sleeping Elokar.

Dusty Storeroom
[ obvious exits: E ]
The corpse of the small clear spider is lying here.
A mahogany chest etched in gold gleams with a dark finish.
A small clear spider with sharp fangs.
A small clear spider with sharp fangs.
A small clear spider with sharp fangs.
A small clear spider with sharp fangs.
A small clear spider with sharp fangs.
A small clear spider with sharp fangs.
A small clear spider with sharp fangs.
A small clear spider with sharp fangs.
A small clear spider with sharp fangs.
A small clear spider with sharp fangs.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
Eyes keen, a Domani razor stands here swishing its tail.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Eyes keen, a Domani razor stands here swishing its tail.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A small clear spider with sharp fangs.
A small clear spider with sharp fangs.
The giant clear spider crouches here protecting her eggs.
A warder's student has arrived from the east.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full > You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - the small clear spider: Hurt > or e
The small clear spider joins the small clear spider's fight!
The small clear spider joins the small clear spider's fight!
The small clear spider joins the small clear spider's fight!
The small clear spider joins the small clear spider's fight!
The small clear spider joins the small clear spider's fight!
The small clear spider joins the small clear spider's fight!
The small clear spider joins the small clear spider's fight!
The small clear spider joins the small clear spider's fight!
The small clear spider joins the small clear spider's fight!
A warder's student joins your fight!
The small clear spider joins the small clear spider's fight!
The small clear spider joins the small clear spider's fight!
The giant transparent spider joins the small clear spider's fight!
[order student]
Ok.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - the small clear spider: Hurt > bash
-
The giant transparent spider barely hits a warder's student's left leg.
The small clear spider tickles your body with his hit.
The small clear spider barely hits a warder's student's right arm.
A warder's student hacks the small clear spider's head extremely hard.
The small clear spider fails to hit you.
The small clear spider barely tickles a warder's student's body with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your right leg with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles a warder's student's body with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your body with his hit.
The small clear spider barely hits a warder's student's body.
The small clear spider fails to hit you.
The small clear spider hits a warder's student's left arm very hard.
The small clear spider barely tickles a warder's student's left arm with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your head with his hit.

=+**+=- -=
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - the small clear spider: Wounded >
The giant transparent spider barely hits a warder's student's body.
The small clear spider barely hits a warder's student's body.
A warder's student hacks the small clear spider's left foreleg into bloody fragments!
The small clear spider tickles a warder's student's left hand with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles a warder's student's body with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles a warder's student's body with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles a warder's student's body with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles a warder's student's head with his hit.
You blast the small clear spider's left foreleg into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's head into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - the small clear spider: Battered > pull sconce
Ok.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - the small clear spider: Battered > or flee

The giant transparent spider barely hits a warder's student's head.
The small clear spider barely tickles a warder's student's body with his hit.
A warder's student hacks the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
The small clear spider tickles a warder's student's right leg with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles a warder's student's left leg with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles a warder's student's left leg with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles a warder's student's right leg with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles a warder's student's body with his hit.
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's right paw into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's right leg into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's right leg into bloody fragments!

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - the small clear spider: Beaten > [order student]
A warder's student panics, and attempts to flee!
Ok.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - the small clear spider: Beaten >
The plated door creaks as a sudden gust of wind swings it open.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - the small clear spider: Beaten > or flee
or flee
or flee
[order student]
A warder's student panics, and attempts to flee!
Ok.

or flee
* HP:Hurt MV:Full - the small clear spider: Beaten > [order student]
A warder's student panics, and attempts to flee!
Ok.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - the small clear spider: Beaten > [order student]
A warder's student panics, and attempts to flee!
Ok.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - the small clear spider: Beaten > [order student]
Ok.

or flee
* HP:Hurt MV:Full - the small clear spider: Beaten > or flee
or flee
A warder's student leaves east.
[order student]
That person isn't here.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - the small clear spider: Beaten > [order student]
That person isn't here.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - the small clear spider: Beaten > bash
A sudden gust of wind closes the plated door and it locks with a loud click!
A sudden gust of wind closes the plated door and it locks with a loud click!
The small clear spider joins the small clear spider's fight!
The small clear spider joins the small clear spider's fight!
The small clear spider barely tickles your body with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your body with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles your body with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your body with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your left hand with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your body with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your head with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles your head with his hit.
You blast the small clear spider's left foreleg into bloody fragments!
The corpse of the small clear spider has decayed into a pile of dust.
Timer now at 80 secs.
Timer now at 64 secs.
[order student]
That person isn't here.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Beaten > -=+**+=-
The small clear spider barely tickles your body with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles your body with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your body with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles your left leg with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your left leg with his hit.
The small clear spider fails to hit you.
The small clear spider barely tickles your body with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles your right arm with his hit.

-=
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Beaten > l
Dusty Storeroom
Pieces and chunks of rotting wood lie in small piles without forming any
recognizable shapes. The walls are damp and covered with mold and mildew.
This appears to have been a room to store implements of some form although
none remain. On one wall is a sconce, empty and covered with dusty webbing.
[ obvious exits: E ]
A mahogany chest etched in gold gleams with a dark finish.
The small clear spider is sitting here
The small clear spider is sitting here
The small clear spider is sitting here
The small clear spider is sitting here
A small clear spider with sharp fangs.
The small clear spider is sitting here
A small clear spider with sharp fangs.
The small clear spider is sitting here
A small clear spider with sharp fangs.
The small clear spider is sitting here
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
Eyes keen, a Domani razor stands here swishing its tail.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Eyes keen, a Domani razor stands here swishing its tail.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A small clear spider with sharp fangs.
The small clear spider is sitting here
The giant clear spider crouches here protecting her eggs.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Beaten > kill 1.spider
You blast the small clear spider's left foreleg into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's left leg into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's left foreleg into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's left leg into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's head into bloody fragments!
Ok.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Critical > kill 1.spider
Ok.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Critical > kill 1.spider
A fierce wind blows through the cavern and the plated door slams shut.
Ok.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Critical > kill 1.spider
Ok.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Critical > kill 1.spider
kill 1.spider
Ok.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Critical > kill 1.spider
You blast the small clear spider's left foreleg into bloody fragments!
The small clear spider is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Yet again! Seems like a rerun...
You feel like you have lost something.
Your blood freezes as you hear the small clear spider's death cry.
The small clear spider stops following the giant transparent spider.
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
The small clear spider barely tickles your body with his hit.
Ok.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Battered > Ok.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Battered > bash
-=+**+
The small clear spider barely tickles your right arm with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles your right leg with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your body with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your left leg with his hit.
The small clear spider fails to hit you.
The small clear spider tickles your body with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your right arm with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your head with his hit.

=- -=
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Battered >
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's head into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's right foreleg into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Beaten >
The plateddoor is opened from the other side.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Beaten >
Auriona has arrived from the east.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Beaten >
You blast the small clear spider's left leg into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's left foreleg into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's right leg into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
The small clear spider is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Not tired of this yet?
You feel like you have lost something.
Your blood freezes as you hear the small clear spider's death cry.
The small clear spider stops following the giant transparent spider.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Critical > bash
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Critical > bash
-
Auriona slashes the small clear spider's body extremely hard.

=
The small clear spider joins the small clear spider's fight!
The small clear spider joins the small clear spider's fight!
The small clear spider joins the small clear spider's fight!
The giant transparent spider joins the small clear spider's fight!

+**
The giant transparent spider hits Auriona's right foot hard.
The small clear spider tries to hit Auriona, but she deflects the blow.
The small clear spider hits Auriona's body.
The small clear spider barely tickles Auriona's right leg with his hit.
The small clear spider swiftly dodges Auriona's attempt to slash him.
The small clear spider barely tickles your right hand with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your right leg with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles your right leg with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your body with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your body with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles your left leg with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your body with his hit.

+=- -
Brocas has arrived from the east.

=
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
The small clear spider is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Critical > kill 1.spider
Brocas blasts the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
The small clear spider is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Not tired of this yet?
You feel like you have lost something.
Your blood freezes as you hear the small clear spider's death cry.
The small clear spider stops following the giant transparent spider.
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Critical >
You blast the small clear spider's left foreleg into bloody fragments!
The small clear spider is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Not tired of this yet?
You feel like you have lost something.
Your blood freezes as you hear the small clear spider's death cry.
The small clear spider stops following the giant transparent spider.
You blast the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's head into bloody fragments!
The small clear spider is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Not tired of this yet?
You feel like you have lost something.
Your blood freezes as you hear the small clear spider's death cry.
The small clear spider stops following the giant transparent spider.
The giant transparent spider hits Auriona's body.
The small clear spider barely hits Auriona's right arm.
The small clear spider tries to hit Auriona, but she deflects the blow.
The small clear spider tickles Auriona's body with his hit.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Battered > kill 1.spider
kill 1.spider
kill 1.spider
Brocas blasts the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
The small clear spider is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Not tired of this yet?
You feel like you have lost something.
Your blood freezes as you hear the small clear spider's death cry.
The small clear spider stops following the giant transparent spider.
Ok.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Battered > The small clear spider gallantly rescues the giant transparent spider!
Ok.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Battered > Ok.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Battered > kill 1.spider

Argon has arrived from the east.
Brocas blasts the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Battered > bash
Ok.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Battered > They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Battered > bash
Brocas blasts the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
The giant transparent spider joins the small clear spider's fight!
Auriona slashes the small clear spider's body hard.
The small clear spider hits Auriona's left hand.
You blast the small clear spider's left foreleg into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's right foreleg into bloody fragments!
You blast the small clear spider's left leg into bloody fragments!
The small clear spider tries to hit Auriona, but she deflects the blow.
The small clear spider hits Auriona's body.
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Critical >
Auriona says 'you are the worst'

Sanguine
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Joined: Thu Oct 08, 2015 9:48 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Sanguine » Sun Dec 18, 2016 10:44 pm

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Strong > prac
You have got 1 practice sessions, and 0 spell practice sessions left.
You are skilled in the following:
flails (Poor)
whips (Poor)
chains (Superb)



* R HP:Healthy SP:Full MV:Tiring > exa whip
It is a firedrop-handled bullwhip.
It is a flail.
It is in pristine condition.

FML, thought everything was chains now for some reason.

Rig
Posts: 987
Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:00 pm
Location: JESUS

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Sat Dec 24, 2016 3:29 am

You tell Byrg 'stabwars are gaaaaaaaaay'
You tell Byrg 'people bunch of cheaters in stab wars'
You tell Byrg 'scripts ect'
You tell Byrg 'is why i dont stab war'
Xorzir narrates 'hrm, like 6 ls on'
Byrg tells you 'so equitant is really good at them?'
You reply to Byrg 'lol'

Elokar
Posts: 76
Joined: Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:08 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Elokar » Wed Dec 28, 2016 3:09 pm

R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Sazi: Healthy >
*Sazi* hisses 'elokar pk'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Sazi: Healthy > b
Andarist tries to smite *Mikhan*, but he deflects the blow.
[bash ]


Coraen has arrived from the south, riding a warhorse.

-
Adael barely pierces *Turg*'s left arm.
Coraen slashes *Naberius*'s body.

+
*Naberius* tries to pierce Coraen, but he parries successfully.
An Ahf'frait trolloc joins Naberius's fight!
*Sazi* gazes deeply into your soul.. very chilling.
The gaze of *Sazi* fails to affect you.
*Sazi* tries to slice you, but you deflect the blow.
*Mikhan* slashes Kendall's left leg.
Adael pierces *Turg*'s body.

=
Your bash at *Sazi* sends him sprawling!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Sazi: Scratched >
*Mikhan* avoids being bashed by Andarist who loses his balance and falls!
*Turg* sends Adael sprawling with a powerful bash!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Sazi: Scratched > 'yes Sazi pk.

*Mikhan* panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Sazi: Scratched >
*Naberius* tries to pierce Coraen, but he parries successfully.
Coraen sends *Naberius* sprawling with a powerful bash!
*Mikhan* leaves south riding a shadow stallion.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Sazi: Scratched > You say 'yes Sazi pk.'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Sazi: Scratched >
An Ahf'frait trolloc tickles Andarist's body with his cleave.
Coraen slashes *Naberius*'s body very hard.
You hack *Sazi*'s left leg.
*Turg* blasts Adael's left arm into bloody fragments!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Sazi: Scratched >
*Mikhan* has arrived from the south, riding a shadow stallion.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Sazi: Scratched >
*Mikhan* slashes Kendall's left leg.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Sazi: Scratched >
Andarist says 'I HATE ELOKAR PK!'

'at its fineest
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Sazi: Scratched > You say 'at its fineest'

*Then Later*

* R HP:Scratched MV:Weary - Akzak: Scratched > nar ptg.

Shadows begin to stretch outward from *Sazi*!

Adael's light flickers wildly then burns out!

Your light flickers wildly then burns out!

o R HP:Scratched MV:Weary - Akzak: Scratched > cw

Someone tickles someone's body with his pierce.
*someone* slices someone's body very hard.
*someone* pounds your body very hard.
*someone* blasts your body hard.
*someone* pounds someone's body very hard.

Adael
Posts: 203
Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2015 12:34 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Adael » Wed Dec 28, 2016 3:20 pm

Elysia wrote:There are currently several bugged commands/ features:

DARKEN
Per Vivienne on Jan 16th: "BUGGED WEAVE: Darken is going to be disabled the next time I can get Flash's attention, but until then we're going to ask that everyone not use it. I'll give a free reprac to anyone who has it practiced. Something has gone buggy with the code, it can not only crash us but also it was never intended to last up to 24 hours IRL. Please discontinue use. Thank you."
reset Sazi plskthnx

Aira
Posts: 217
Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:57 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Aira » Wed Dec 28, 2016 3:26 pm

I even yelled that it was a banned skill, but he used it after too. :roll:

Thatguy

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Thatguy » Wed Dec 28, 2016 3:42 pm

Seems to be working fine. Bet Imms and players just tired of having fades burn out their lights! MUD can't handle being killed.

Brocas
Posts: 288
Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2016 10:08 am
Location: North Carolina

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Brocas » Mon Jan 02, 2017 3:44 pm

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Tran: Wounded >
Tran says 'KICK!?'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Tran: Wounded >
Tran blasts your body hard.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Tran: Wounded > frown

Tran says 'Who pracs Kick!?'


* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Tran: Critical > kick
Girali blasts Tran's right arm hard.
Your boots need polishing again -- blood all over...
Tran is dead! R.I.P.

krul
Posts: 273
Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2015 5:21 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby krul » Tue Jan 03, 2017 4:45 am

[20:29:18] Krul: did u get shiny things from ely
[20:29:52] Conor Trail: Got that shitty sword
[20:30:11] Conor Trail: Biggest mistake on the mud in history
[20:31:27] Krul: ............
[20:31:38] Krul: are you serious?
[20:31:44] Krul: the plain longsword thing?
[20:32:29] Conor Trail: Yea

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Rig
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Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:00 pm
Location: JESUS

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Tue Jan 03, 2017 5:11 am

Lol you actually quoted me


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