Funny quotes.

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Reyez
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Reyez » Tue Jul 24, 2018 9:49 pm


Vampa says 'I think you may all be about to die'


* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
Koezh says 'Tis great'

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
The steady toll of a gong calls defenders to the stone.
The grinding of stone on concrete from above becomes louder.
A flaming slick of hot oil pours down from above!
A flaming slick of hot oil narrowly misses Vdayr, who deftly steps aside.
A flaming slick of hot oil narrowly misses Corey, who deftly steps aside.
The hot oil poured from above burns Koezh's flesh!
The hot oil burns your flesh!
You are dead
! Sorry...
Ouch! You lose a level.

Kaan
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Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2015 2:59 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Kaan » Wed Aug 01, 2018 3:34 am

A Secret Game Room
Located below the Manor's game room, this secret lounge was built by Lord
Dalfoor to entertain those that dedicate their lives to guarding the Queen.
Dark green walls lined with paintings of past monarchs provide an elegant
contrast to the deep, soft rugs. Dim lighting from the highest quality
lanterns shine in the golden finish of the oak and leather furniture. A
dart board hangs at the far end of the room. Food and drink on a serving
tray are fresh and ready to be enjoyed in the company of other Guards.
[ obvious exits: U ]
A small cup sits here. [3]
A silver serving platter rests here.
A small wooden keg is upended here, with a shiny metal tap in its side.
A chicken has arrived from above.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
A butler approaches chicken.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
A butler says 'I am sorry, but you are not permitted to be in here. This room is for Queen's Guard of rank only.'

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
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A butler escorts chicken up the stairs and to the door.

Aine
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Joined: Wed Mar 15, 2017 1:24 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Aine » Wed Aug 01, 2018 8:46 am

He probably suspected him of fowl play.

Dartes
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Joined: Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:30 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Dartes » Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:13 am

Hopefully there weren't too many ruffled feathers about the whole situation.

Frey
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Frey » Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:15 am

Aine wrote:He probably suspected him of fowl play.


This is eggs-actly the same thought I had!

Octavio
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Joined: Mon Mar 02, 2015 9:09 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Octavio » Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:29 am

It just seems like the chicken just walked into the wrong hen-trance. Unless it's Attila the Hen, then she can walk anywhere she wants to.

Paj

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Paj » Wed Aug 01, 2018 10:02 am

Little did the butcher know what they had done, or who this chicken really was. Soon revenge would be taken. For it was none other than... El Pollo Diablo!

Mudrada
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Mudrada » Thu Aug 02, 2018 12:03 am

Context: Got stabbed by Valken around Roland, left my horse and ran to CoL patrol for another, not aware that Anor and Reven were there.

This is from Reven's POV:

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mudrada has arrived from the west.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mudrada says 'Hai bois'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mudrada says 'Might be gettin chased'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Valken has arrived from the west, riding a wild stallion.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Valken tries to pierce Mudrada, but he parries successfully.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mudrada tries to pierce Valken, but he parries successfully.
A Child of the Light joins Mudrada's fight!
A Child of the Light joins a Child of the Light's fight!
A Child of the Light joins a Child of the Light's fight!
A Child of the Light joins a Child of the Light's fight!
A Child of the Light sentinel joins a Child of the Light's fight!
Valken tries to pierce Mudrada, but he deflects the blow.

Reven
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Joined: Sat Jan 27, 2018 3:12 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Reven » Thu Aug 02, 2018 12:17 am

I laughed so hard it took me a while to even assist

Paigey
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Paigey » Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:02 pm

You chat 'Shouldn't Zun and Mournblade and Ingtar be helping Flash out with this?'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Flash speaks from the Light ':)'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Flash chats 'Lazy bastards ..'


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