Funny quotes.

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Cynthiel
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Cynthiel » Sun Nov 27, 2016 2:34 pm

Deleted more. Either use this thread for the intended purpose or don't post at all.

pial
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Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2015 12:14 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby pial » Sun Nov 27, 2016 10:38 pm

MY ENEMIES ARE SO CRAZY THEY TRY TO KILL THEIR OWN MOMS:

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > s
On a Plateau
The plateau stretches out in all directions, devoid of trees. The road winds
its way through natural statues that rise from the earth like so many fingers.
The grass here is shorter and thicker, the only type that will grow at this
altitude and exposure to stronger winds.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a horse leaving west.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
Eyes keen, a Domani razor stands here swishing its tail, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > s
On the Plateau
At the southern edge of the plateau, the grassy plains extends as far as the
eye can see towards Tear. Hoping to catch a sign of some civilization, alas the
distance is still too far. The road slopes gently down the southern face of the
plateau, continuing its route towards the Fingers of the Dragon.
[ obvious exits: N D ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a horse leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving down.
A fallen tree lies upon the ground, seemingly chopped down in haste.
Eyes keen, a Domani razor stands here swishing its tail, being ridden by you.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
Auriona the Elder Sister is standing here.
Elokar Shianri is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
Zizek Vitrade is standing here.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Elokar tries to hack you, but you deflect the blow.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Elokar: Scratched > n
You strike Elokar's body very hard.
Elokar tries to hack you, but you parry successfully.
No way! You're fighting for your life!
Zizek starts riding a gray palfrey.
Elokar stops riding a bloodstock stallion.
Auriona starts riding a bloodstock stallion.
Sati narrates 'I tried Blodfest two days ago. Flee hit doesn't work btw. '

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Elokar: Scratched >
Zizek leaves north riding a gray palfrey.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Elokar: Scratched >
Auriona says 'k mom'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Elokar: Scratched > say hey rude
You say 'hey rude'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Elokar: Scratched > f
You strike Elokar's left arm extremely hard.
Elokar tries to hack you, but you deflect the blow.
You panic and attempt to flee!

Rig
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Location: JESUS

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Wed Nov 30, 2016 8:28 pm

Reavers of the Zeroth Turn
---------------
1. Eviscerator the Myrddraal [Myrddraal]
-- slew Rig the Wolfish Trolloc on the 19th of Choren, 1144

Astolfo
Posts: 167
Joined: Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:16 pm
Location: Lost in Space!

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Astolfo » Fri Dec 02, 2016 4:16 pm

> chat those playing mafia you need to check the boards
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You chat 'those playing mafia you need to check the boards'

> chat that is all
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You chat 'that is all'

> who
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > Players
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Lord Astolfo the Gaidin Master [Gaidin]
Argon Apprentice to Brocas Gaidin
Mymra of Illian
Dolens Jag'ar
Ystrad of Andor
Langois Cos'Raiell
Lord Koagan Sworn to Death [Shienaran Lancer]
Firimei the Sister [White Ajah]
Lord Orino Caalador [Sword and Hand] (Linkless)
Tami the Tower Accepted [White Tower]
Ruyin of Two Rivers
Paigey of Illian
Pier of Illian
Vallimir of Kandor
Roadeur the Soldier [Shienaran Lancer]
Alexa Maye, the Tower Accepted [White Tower]
Elokar Shianri [Gaidin]
Via Darr
Gustaaf of Kandor
Keser of the Borderlands

* Press <Return> to continue, q to quit *> Ryuz of Two Rivers
Shaun of Two Rivers
Valeria of Illian
Greysen of Saldaea

24 players displayed.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Langois chats 'hey astolfo?'

> chat hey?
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You chat 'hey?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Langois chats 'shut up'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Langois tells you 'what's mafia?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Koagan tells you 'you talk all you want dont let mean ol Lang tell you to shut up'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Roadeur tells you 'hugs, he's so mean'

Astolfo
Posts: 167
Joined: Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:16 pm
Location: Lost in Space!

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Astolfo » Fri Dec 02, 2016 4:17 pm

Rig wrote:Reavers of the Zeroth Turn
---------------
1. Eviscerator the Myrddraal [Myrddraal]
-- slew Rig the Wolfish Trolloc on the 19th of Choren, 1144


* HP:Healthy MV:Full > Reavers of the Zeroth Turn
---------------
1. Lykan the Myrddraal [Myrddraal]
-- slew Eviscerator the Myrddraal on the 24th of Nesan, 1144

arkaza
Posts: 118
Joined: Mon Aug 31, 2015 9:17 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby arkaza » Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:58 pm

2. Scrat the Myrddraal
-- slew Cobaen of Saldaea on the 5th of Nesan, 1144

3. Eviscerator the Myrddraal
-- slew Coraen of Two Rivers on the 24th of Nesan, 1144

Choen
Posts: 292
Joined: Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:39 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Choen » Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:00 pm

Astolfo wrote:Langois chats 'hey astolfo?'

You chat 'hey?'

Langois chats 'shut up'


Got me

Kyr
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Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2015 12:09 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Kyr » Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:12 pm

You sheath a heron marked blade with a jeweled hilt into a heron engraved scabbard.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > dh
[draw sword]
You draw the ancient greatsword, Justice from a heron engraved scabbard with a flash of steel.
You wield the ancient greatsword, Justice with both hands.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Youruk gets a jeweled dagger from a wooden barrel.

wear shield
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > You shift the ancient greatsword, Justice to one hand.
You strap a silver etched shield on your arm becoming very impressive.

Rig
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Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:00 pm
Location: JESUS

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Sun Dec 11, 2016 2:27 am

H'krreth the Myrddraal bellows 'Consider what you represent and flee more.'


wher
o HP:Critical MV:Winded > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Murkor - In the Foothills
Rig - In the Foothills
You catch a faint scent of a horse nearby.

o HP:Critical MV:Winded > sc
You have 50(396) hit and 119(243) movement points.
You have scored 56692558 experience points and 1438 quest points.
You need 1807442 exp to level and 1562 qp to rank.
You have acquired 145 alt qps to date.
You have amassed 59 Turn points to date.
You have played 66 days and 6 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Rig the Master Havoc [Ko'bal 7] (Level 40).
You are standing.

o HP:Critical MV:Winded > k h.human
k h.human
They aren't here.

o HP:Critical MV:Winded > They aren't here.

d
o HP:Critical MV:Winded > k h.human
A Shallow Depression
[ obvious exits: U ]
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
*Aloysius* is standing here, riding a |1|.bloodstock stallion.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
The Shienaran forest scout commander stands ever vigilant.
Murkor narrates 'he woulda dead'

* HP:Critical MV:Winded > Ragan says 'Vsu uqhDIB jlY qX\` skQ \NNq]n D]w] qlmaf_ '
Ragan tries to slice you, but you deflect the blow.
You try to pierce Ragan, but he deflects the blow.
A Shienaran forestscout joins Ragan's fight!
A Shienaran forestscout joins Ragan's fight!
A Shienaran forestscout joins Ragan's fight!
Ragan tries to slice you, but you parry successfully.
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
*Aloysius* tries to blast you, but you deflect the blow.
You do the best you can!

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Ragan: Scratched > f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Ragan: Scratched > f

Murkor has arrived from above.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Ragan: Scratched >
Murkor slices *Aloysius*'s head.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Ragan: Scratched > PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Ragan: Scratched > f
Murkor slices *Aloysius*'s head.
A Shienaran forestscout tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.
A Shienaran forestscout tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.
A Shienaran forestscout slashes your head into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

PANIC! You couldn't escape!
You pierce Ragan's right hand.
Ragan slices your right leg extremely hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

PANIC! You couldn't escape!
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Ragan: Scratched > f

*ALOYSIUS* SENDS YOU SPRAWLING WITH A POWERFUL BASH!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Ragan: Scratched > f

A black messenger pigeon flutters its wings.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Ragan: Scratched > Murkor slices *Aloysius*'s body.
*someone* blasts your body extremely hard.
You are mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
You are dead! Sorry...
Ouch! You lose a level.

Landon
Posts: 86
Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:27 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Landon » Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:47 pm

Tad excessive.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > cw
cw
cw
[change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > [change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > [change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > cw
cw
cw
[change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > [change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > [change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > cw
cw
cw
[change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > [change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > [change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > cw
cw
cw
[change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > [change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > [change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > cw
cw
cw
[change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > [change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > [change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > cw
cw
[change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > [change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > cw
cw
[change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > [change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > cw
cw
[change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > [change mood wimpy]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > cw
cw
[change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy
Wimpy reset to: XXX hit points.


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