Funny quotes.

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Auriona
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Auriona » Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:45 am

In which I take care of all the business.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > n
Entering the Gap
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving east.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving north.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving north.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.
Auriona din Nerisi is here, fighting a raven, riding a warhorse.
A raven is visible flying high in the sky.
A raven is here, watching.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > kill raven
You try.. but your arms are shorter than your dreams...

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A raven stops following Auriona.
You receive your share of experience...
Quite a death count. Have it put on your tombstone.
Auriona throws streaks of Fire at a raven, whose freshly charred corpse crumples to the ground.
A raven is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear a raven's death cry.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > kill 2.raven
They aren't here.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A raven stops following Auriona.
Auriona slashes a raven's body extremely hard.
A raven is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Quite a death count. Have it put on your tombstone.
Your blood freezes as you hear a raven's death cry.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > kill raven
You move swiftly to protect Auriona.
Auriona slashes someone's head into bloody fragments!
They aren't here.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > not
kill rat
You start paying increased attention to your surroundings.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > Auriona slashes a rat's left leg into bloody fragments!
A rat is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Quite a death count. Have it put on your tombstone.
Your blood freezes as you hear a rat's death cry.
They aren't here.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Auriona blinks her eyes innocently.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > 'lol
You say 'lol'

Adael
Posts: 154
Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2015 12:34 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Adael » Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:50 pm

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
get all chest
You get a large number of gold crowns from a compact chest.
You get a tacky yellow shirt from a compact chest.

Rig
Posts: 655
Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:00 pm
Location: JESUS

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Wed Dec 14, 2016 10:30 pm

XXX tells you 'elokar/auriona pk is about to get as bad as darlana pk'
this also made me lol

Auriona
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Joined: Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:18 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Auriona » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:42 pm

me too good one.

pial
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Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2015 12:14 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby pial » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:43 pm

is funny cuz is true

Eldrenia
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Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2015 11:42 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Eldrenia » Thu Dec 15, 2016 1:16 am

Adael wrote:* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
get all chest
You get a large number of gold crowns from a compact chest.
You get a tacky yellow shirt from a compact chest.



What made this funnier was that Hope Sedai and Auriona Sedai were both in group that got this from Ants. Afterwards Auriona Sedai wore it for us. Hehe

Elyse
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Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:47 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Elyse » Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:59 am

Eldrenia wrote:
Adael wrote:* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
get all chest
You get a large number of gold crowns from a compact chest.
You get a tacky yellow shirt from a compact chest.



What made this funnier was that Hope Sedai and Auriona Sedai were both in group that got this from Ants. Afterwards Auriona Sedai wore it for us. Hehe


But we're never tacky. *nod self*

arkaza
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Joined: Mon Aug 31, 2015 9:17 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby arkaza » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:21 pm

Rig narrates, "where everyone go?"

nar you said you were alting to rig. So they rented.

Rig
Posts: 655
Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:00 pm
Location: JESUS

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:07 pm

I inspire Devourer.

Welcome to the Wheel of Time! Type 'help' for information.
Log is on: Friday December 16, 2016 8:05:36 pm.txt
Don't forget to read the forums at http://www.wotmod.org !


The Blacksmith's Workshop
[ obvious exits: S U ]
Asharek the Master Havoc is standing here.
Darth the Myrddraal is standing here.
Devourer the Rabid Hunter is standing here.
Zorgruz the Abhorrent Dogface is standing here.
Intimadator the Abominable Bruiser is resting here.
|1|.A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
A young trolloc is here, growling with a deep bloodlust.
|2|.A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
A young trolloc is here, growling with a deep bloodlust.
|3|.A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
A young trolloc is here, growling with a deep bloodlust.
A fade emerges from the shadows as you pass by.
A fade emerges from the shadows as you pass by.
A large, goat-faced trolloc glares at you hungrily.
A large, goat-faced trolloc glares at you hungrily.
A large, goat-faced trolloc glares at you hungrily.
A large, goat-faced trolloc glares at you hungrily.
A tall barrel-chested blacksmith stands here staring absently into space.

You were rented for 0.84 days. Since you went linkless and/or idled out, you are charged double.
Your last allowance of per day covers all charges.

Happy Holidays! We're glad to see you!

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > h.human is now your primary target!
who
Players
-------
Rig the Lord of Smobs [Ko'bal Master]
Devourer the Rabid Hunter [Ghar'ghael]
Byrg the Dark Master [Ghar'ghael Master]
Zorgruz the Abhorrent Dogface [Ahf'frait]
Darth the Myrddraal [Myrddraal]
Intimadator the Abominable Bruiser [Ahf'frait Master]
Gizmo the Queen of Aridhol
Asharek the Master Havoc [Ko'bal Master]

8 players displayed.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Devourer says 'fuck me'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say oh Hi

Zorgruz looks at you.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'oh Hi'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Devourer says 'renting'

Elokar
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Joined: Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:08 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Elokar » Sun Dec 18, 2016 9:22 pm

Theid says 'Bash at will.'
Theid says 'I never understood why not.'
Auriona says 'no weaves no bashes I thought?'
Theid shrugs helplessly.
Auriona says 'makes wee babies but let's see.'
Theid says 'That's such an old rumor I don't even know if its true anymore.'

Then:

Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
As the giant transparent spider avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Argon: Hurt - the small clear spider: Beaten >
Auriona slashes the small clear spider's body extremely hard.
The giant transparent spider barely hits your body.
The small clear spider tickles Brocas's right leg with his hit.
A warder's student hacks the small clear spider's left paw very hard.
The small clear spider barely hits Theid's left leg.
Theid blasts the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
Brocas blasts the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
The small clear spider barely hits Argon's head.
Argon blasts the small clear spider's right paw into bloody fragments!
Auriona says 'heh'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Argon: Hurt - the small clear spider: Critical >
A missed bash knocks more small spiders out of the nest!
The small clear spider now follows the giant transparent spider.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Argon: Hurt - the small clear spider: Critical > bash

Auriona slashes the small clear spider's body hard.
The giant transparent spider tickles your right leg with her hit.
The small clear spider barely hits Brocas's right arm.
A warder's student hacks the small clear spider's head extremely hard.
The small clear spider tickles Theid's right arm with his hit.
Theid blasts the small clear spider's left foreleg into bloody fragments!
Brocas blasts the small clear spider's right leg into bloody fragments!
The small clear spider is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Still better. Experience pays off.
Your blood freezes as you hear the small clear spider's death cry.
The small clear spider stops following the giant transparent spider.
Brocas blasts the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!

*
The small clear spider now follows the giant transparent spider.
The small clear spider joins the giant transparent spider's fight!
The small clear spider joins the giant transparent spider's fight!
The small clear spider joins the giant transparent spider's fight!
Argon tries to blast the small clear spider, but he deflects the blow.


Theid says 'Babies!'

-
Auriona says 'It is happening.'


Argon blasts the small clear spider's left leg into bloody fragments!
The small clear spider barely tickles your body with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles your body with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles your body with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles Brocas's body with his hit.
Brocas blasts the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
Auriona slashes the small clear spider's body very hard.
The giant transparent spider barely hits your body.
The small clear spider barely hits your right arm.
The small clear spider tickles your left leg with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles your left leg with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles Brocas's body with his hit.
A warder's student hacks the small clear spider's head very hard.
The small clear spider barely tickles Theid's left foot with his hit.
Theid blasts the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
Your bash at the small clear spider sends him sprawling!
As the giant transparent spider avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
Auriona offers a feral grin.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - the small clear spider: Healthy >
A missed bash knocks more small spiders out of the nest!
The small clear spider now follows the giant transparent spider.

Theid says 'But they are sooo cute!'
Auriona says 'Yes true.'
Theid hugs the spider
You say 'cant fucking land'
Auriona says 'ahaha death by tiny spider nibbles.'

*Many missed bashes later*

Auriona says 'stop bashing'
Auriona says 'please'
Theid says 'yeah'

A fierce wind blows through the cavern and the plated door slams shut.

TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Beaten > pull sconce
The plated door creaks as a sudden gust of wind swings it open.
The plated door creaks as a sudden gust of wind swings it open.
The plated door creaks as a sudden gust of wind swings it open.
The small clear spider swiftly dodges Brocas's attempt to blast him.
The small clear spider barely tickles Argon's body with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles Theid's body with his hit.
Argon blasts the small clear spider's right foreleg into bloody fragments!
Theid blasts the small clear spider's left foreleg into bloody fragments!
A warder's student tries to hack the small clear spider, but he parries successfully.
The small clear spider barely tickles Brocas's left leg with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles Theid's right leg with his hit.
Auriona slashes the small clear spider's body extremely hard.
The small clear spider tickles a warder's student's right leg with his hit.
The small clear spider tries to hit Auriona, but she deflects the blow.
The small clear spider barely tickles Argon's left arm with his hit.
You try to scythe the small clear spider, but he deflects the blow.
The small clear spider tickles your body with his hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You wince from the pain you suddenly feel from Auriona.
The small clear spider tickles a warder's student's right hand with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your body with his hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You wince from the pain you suddenly feel from Auriona.
The small clear spider tickles your body with his hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You wince from the pain you suddenly feel from Auriona.
The giant transparent spider barely tickles your right arm with her hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You wince from the pain you suddenly feel from Auriona.
The small clear spider barely tickles your body with his hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You wince from the pain you suddenly feel from Auriona.
The small clear spider tickles your body with his hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You wince from the pain you suddenly feel from Auriona.
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
Timer now at 63 secs.
Ok.

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Beaten > cw
[change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - the small clear spider: Beaten > f
A fierce wind blows through the cavern and the plated door slams shut.
The plated door creaks as a sudden gust of wind swings it open.
The plated door creaks as a sudden gust of wind swings it open.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Theid says 'FLee'

- the small clear spider: Beaten >
Brocas blasts the small clear spider's left leg into bloody fragments!
The small clear spider barely tickles Argon's right hand with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles Theid's body with his hit.
The small clear spider swiftly dodges Argon's attempt to blast him.
Theid blasts the small clear spider's body into bloody fragments!
A warder's student hacks the small clear spider's body very hard.
The small clear spider tickles Brocas's body with his hit.
The small clear spider tickles Theid's right arm with his hit.
The small clear spider swiftly dodges Auriona's attempt to slash him.
The small clear spider barely tickles a warder's student's head with his hit.
The small clear spider tries to hit Auriona, but she deflects the blow.
The small clear spider tickles Argon's head with his hit.
You scythe the small clear spider's left leg into bloody fragments!
The small clear spider barely hits your head.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You wince from the pain you suddenly feel from Auriona.
The small clear spider tickles a warder's student's body with his hit.
The small clear spider barely tickles your body with his hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You wince from the pain you suddenly feel from Auriona.
The small clear spider tickles your right leg with his hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You wince from the pain you suddenly feel from Auriona.
The giant transparent spider hits your head.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You wince from the pain you suddenly feel from Auriona.
The small clear spider barely hits your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You wince from the pain you suddenly feel from Auriona.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
The small clear spider tickles your right leg with his hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You wince from the pain you suddenly feel from Auriona.
You panic and attempt to flee!


You flee head over heels.
West Side of a Cavern
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Rounded pans hang on either side of a tarnished brass balance.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > rest
sco
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

Then they killed it while I was sleeping.


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