A perhaps darkly humorous disarm tale. Since we're telling disarm stories. Back in the day fencing blades were -100%- disarm on 1 handed weapons when a hit landed. For terrible stretches, 2 handed axes were essentially unattainable on darkside (only thing that could bash back then) and people are stuck using finely axe (I tried an extended period of using mattock as the historic ancient Ko'bal Keep logs showing trolls using them, but they had been downed or something and did not work for crap by this point).
I had been statting my own name irl forever trying to get it. This is in like ..2000. Like every week I'm statting it, deleveling it, letting it delete and restatting (we had to do that back then to get new stats). Someone else stats it in between one of those stretches and then levels it. And then they start PKing it and I'm regularly fighting him with a finely axe getting disarmed every single time. Literally night after night getting beat up by my own name. This is back when there's no zone between Akkad and TKD and you can just walk like 5 rooms up the road and be in TKD. Get axe. Get disarmed to the ground. Opponent steals axe. Someone ICQs someone on darkside that you can have your axe back, rinse, repeat.
Funner story. Signing on Eol back when I played I'd go check Commander after they ruinously moved it to sward zone. Get there to find Darg's corpse - full set, jcuffs, everything the works - he died trying to stab it.
Log onto AIM (that's how old this story is) and I shoot him a generic - "hey, what's up". He's being all f&cking coy like - "oh, something funny is happening - will tell you about it in like 5 minutes". I play along and decide to walk over to camp zone. Don't see him but he messages me - shit dude, I'm fucking haggard without a skin camp and someone's here.
Back when Kryyg was theoretically banned from game for calling Nass names he'd constantly make new characters and then get rebanned. So this story is long enough ago that I'm not 100% on I knew this guy was Kryyg, but Lancers clanned some guy who immediately makes master in a month which was an immediate give-away. I'm in some PK and Jestin shows up and he just starts immediately talking the non-stop Jestyyg type banter shit. If I hadn't known it was Kryyg I definitely did then and he got rebanned and deleted like the next day after posting a log of himself killing Jestin.
A really conservative Immortal who I think went to my college created a bunch of Bill Clinton's for me to kill.