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granit
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funniest thing you've ever seen here

Postby granit » Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:48 pm

Please, tell me stories. I've seen a lot of funny things, coincidences, deaths, etc... but one of my most recent favorites was during the first war I forget who we were fighting but, for some reason I had chosen fencing blades as my setup and we weren't fighting more than 4-5 minutes before I disarmed someone's POG to the ground and picked it up! :D :lol: Everyone on my side had a real good laugh at that person's expense. I've seen some howlers, lets hear yours please. I'm very excited haha.

Shimu
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Re: funniest thing you've ever seen here

Postby Shimu » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:00 pm

*Melas* enters the game.

Theia
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Re: funniest thing you've ever seen here

Postby Theia » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:13 pm

Along the lines of lost weapons...

I once tried to use throwing weapons in pk. I accidentally threw my triple bladed dagger at Scrat. I realized what I had done immediately and got to watch myself lose it in slow-time while the timer went off. He picked it up and left. :shock:

I haven't used throwing weapons in pk since.

Rig
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Re: funniest thing you've ever seen here

Postby Rig » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:04 pm

Got my triple bladed disarmed to the ground and picked up. What a time to be alive

Aradan
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Re: funniest thing you've ever seen here

Postby Aradan » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:49 pm

On my old MC, back when the trolloc camp was where Kajin is now, taint made me throw my silver sai at Snorakk who took it and proceeded to kill me.

Eol
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Re: funniest thing you've ever seen here

Postby Eol » Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:03 pm

A perhaps darkly humorous disarm tale. Since we're telling disarm stories. Back in the day fencing blades were -100%- disarm on 1 handed weapons when a hit landed. For terrible stretches, 2 handed axes were essentially unattainable on darkside (only thing that could bash back then) and people are stuck using finely axe (I tried an extended period of using mattock as the historic ancient Ko'bal Keep logs showing trolls using them, but they had been downed or something and did not work for crap by this point).

I had been statting my own name irl forever trying to get it. This is in like ..2000. Like every week I'm statting it, deleveling it, letting it delete and restatting (we had to do that back then to get new stats). Someone else stats it in between one of those stretches and then levels it. And then they start PKing it and I'm regularly fighting him with a finely axe getting disarmed every single time. Literally night after night getting beat up by my own name. This is back when there's no zone between Akkad and TKD and you can just walk like 5 rooms up the road and be in TKD. Get axe. Get disarmed to the ground. Opponent steals axe. Someone ICQs someone on darkside that you can have your axe back, rinse, repeat.

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Funner story. Signing on Eol back when I played I'd go check Commander after they ruinously moved it to sward zone. Get there to find Darg's corpse - full set, jcuffs, everything the works - he died trying to stab it.

Log onto AIM (that's how old this story is) and I shoot him a generic - "hey, what's up". He's being all f&cking coy like - "oh, something funny is happening - will tell you about it in like 5 minutes". I play along and decide to walk over to camp zone. Don't see him but he messages me - shit dude, I'm fucking haggard without a skin camp and someone's here.

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Back when Kryyg was theoretically banned from game for calling Nass names he'd constantly make new characters and then get rebanned. So this story is long enough ago that I'm not 100% on I knew this guy was Kryyg, but Lancers clanned some guy who immediately makes master in a month which was an immediate give-away. I'm in some PK and Jestin shows up and he just starts immediately talking the non-stop Jestyyg type banter shit. If I hadn't known it was Kryyg I definitely did then and he got rebanned and deleted like the next day after posting a log of himself killing Jestin.

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A really conservative Immortal who I think went to my college created a bunch of Bill Clinton's for me to kill.

Adael
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Re: funniest thing you've ever seen here

Postby Adael » Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:31 pm

I really really really wish I had saved the log of this.

Was running around in half assed abs kit and an axe reeqing. Came across some abs pieces in TV barrel, including a lovely studded belt. Took them and went on my lovely way.

Later in the day, out in the wilderness and need to mend my axe. Remove it, start mending, aggro comes in and hits me. I auto-stand, and out of the blue draw a heron marked greatsword from the belt I had gotten. It took me a minute to realize what had happened, was so damn confused when I drew it.

Ended up asking around if anyone had put some eq in the barrel earlier. Turns out it was from pk, Byrg or someone had died and part of his kit ended up in the barrel. People had wondered where his heron had gone, but didn't think to check that it was sheathed in his belt!

Isaah
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Re: funniest thing you've ever seen here

Postby Isaah » Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:49 pm

Once, Keim was in a charge duel with a seanchan, and Keim was using a perfect set and a shocklance. I went to stab the other charger's warhorse, and Keim had just started his charge timer and was first and going to win the charge duel. But I stabbed his horse out from under him and not the Seanchan's, and a moment later he got charged dead. I was laughing too hard to loot him, and ever since he's asked me where his shocklance is.

Kiera
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Re: funniest thing you've ever seen here

Postby Kiera » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:09 pm

On Flozell, the hotel, adams, my abs hunter raken that I made when I wasn't supposed to be playing, we would stomp lightside and then take turns shouting lyrics to disney songs.

Flozell shouts "A whooooooolllllle new worlllllllllllld!"

Marth shouts "A new fantastic point of view!"

Cadence shouts "No one to tell us no or where to go"

Jomyl's seanchan that I can't remember the name for "Or say we're only dreaming!"

Etc etc, we did this for several nights in a row singing different songs after smashing.

It annoyed the imms so bad they removed shout and then removed Flozell not long after!

Zarth
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Re: funniest thing you've ever seen here

Postby Zarth » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:18 pm

Eol wrote:A perhaps darkly humorous disarm tale. Since we're telling disarm stories. Back in the day fencing blades were -100%- disarm on 1 handed weapons when a hit landed. For terrible stretches, 2 handed axes were essentially unattainable on darkside (only thing that could bash back then) and people are stuck using finely axe (I tried an extended period of using mattock as the historic ancient Ko'bal Keep logs showing trolls using them, but they had been downed or something and did not work for crap by this point).

Just kill saddy you newb.

Funniest things I remember:
Declanning Rig.
Getting Dreadlord to aggro Kryyg while he was afk.


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