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Eol
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Re: funniest thing you've ever seen here

Postby Eol » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:54 pm

Tried to use the bash calculator the other day to figure out how you knocked down Langois as like a level 10.

Timmee
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Re: funniest thing you've ever seen here

Postby Timmee » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:11 pm

some newbie fade shouting 'time to die'

Monsoon
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Re: funniest thing you've ever seen here

Postby Monsoon » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:46 pm

lyren and I were gathering loots from towertrap 1e 1u of malk gate and melayna ported in and promptly got doored. :lol:

Astolfo
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Re: funniest thing you've ever seen here

Postby Astolfo » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:12 pm

I was leading a group once in support of a master quest (Breckon's maybe?) and I wandered into a DT. I was the only one who survived.
I've also done the Dting smobbing a couple times as well; once on purpose because a couple idiots where signing the a stupid TV theme song over and over.

I think I still have it somewhere, but waiting with a smob group Alasdair was leading at the bottom of the gholam pit when Jaster and a few trolls popped down and trapping them in there. Jaster's comments to Alasdair about his manhood as he was dying were pretty inventive.

Killing Viv's alabastor dragon in WB when she had bragged it couldn't be killed over chats and offered herons to those that killed it. We never did get the swords.

Groofin's post in TOL berating people for logging onto newbies who would go and loot all the bodies on Caem road back when there would be the 20 x 20 fights everyday.

Naomi
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Re: funniest thing you've ever seen here

Postby Naomi » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:41 pm

Astolfo wrote:I was leading a group once in support of a master quest (Breckon's maybe?) and I wandered into a DT. I was the only one who survived.
I've also done the Dting smobbing a couple times as well; once on purpose because a couple idiots where signing the a stupid TV theme song over and over.

I think I still have it somewhere, but waiting with a smob group Alasdair was leading at the bottom of the gholam pit when Jaster and a few trolls popped down and trapping them in there. Jaster's comments to Alasdair about his manhood as he was dying were pretty inventive.

Killing Viv's alabastor dragon in WB when she had bragged it couldn't be killed over chats and offered herons to those that killed it. We never did get the swords.

Groofin's post in TOL berating people for logging onto newbies who would go and loot all the bodies on Caem road back when there would be the 20 x 20 fights everyday.



I miss Breckon.

Enok
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Re: funniest thing you've ever seen here

Postby Enok » Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:16 am

I laughed pretty hard when Mesa went apeshit over Firin and his brother’s joint storage. That man could rage about gear.

Joolis
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Re: funniest thing you've ever seen here

Postby Joolis » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:19 am

Halcyon narrates 'vaen'
Zangief narrates 'vaen heading down to you guys'
Loomis narrates 'vaen is SO jovial, like Father Christmas'
Halcyon narrates 'it is the great vaen'
Zarth narrates 'where is the mighty vaen?'
You narrate 'i found vaen'
You narrate 'he is cara'
Halcyon narrates 'nice'
Fiddler narrates 'run up cut'
Irzerk narrates 'we cut'
Halcyon narrates 'dec'
Halcyon narrates 'lets get low'
Halcyon narrates 'and run thistle'
You narrate 'i think he ran away'
Halcyon narrates 'im thistle'

Soon after...

*Vaen* clumsily approaches you with a triple bladed dagger, but you fend off the attack.

o HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Vaen: Healthy >
You narrate 'i think he andor now'

o HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Vaen: Healthy >
You try to slash *Vaen*, but he parries successfully.
A raven leaves east.
[k h.human]
You do the best you can!

o HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Vaen: Healthy >

-=
+
*

Halcyon narrates 'lol'

*
+=
Halcyon narrates 'where are you'

-
-
=
As *Vaen* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

o HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Vaen: Healthy >

*Vaen* looks at you.

o HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Vaen: Healthy >

*Vaen* barely pierces your body.

o HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Vaen: Healthy >

*Vaen* barely pierces your right foot.

o HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Vaen: Healthy > You narrate 'he clumsy me'

o HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Vaen: Healthy > You narrate '1w pubble'

o HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Vaen: Healthy >
You try to slash *Vaen*, but he parries successfully.
*Vaen* pierces your left arm hard.

o HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Vaen: Healthy >
Halcyon narrates 'lol'

o HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Vaen: Healthy >

Loomis narrates 'yall a buncha assholes'

o HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Vaen: Healthy >

-=
+*

*
+
*Vaen* barely pierces your body.

=
-
Halcyon narrates 'come back north'


-=
As *Vaen* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

o HP:Scratched MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
*Vaen* pierces your head.
Halcyon narrates 'ya newb'

o HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

*Vaen* barely pierces your body.

o HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

*Vaen* pierces your left foot.

o HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
You try to slash *Vaen*, but he parries successfully.
*Vaen* pierces your right arm hard.
You lick him. Hmm... tastes like chicken.

o HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

*Vaen* barely pierces your body.

o HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

You try to slash *Vaen*, but he parries successfully.
*Vaen* pierces your right leg.

o HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy > You narrate 'i getting low first'

o HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

Standing tall against the howling wind, an aurulent gaze scans the northern horizon.


Vaen's eyes seem to gleam with a strange golden light.

Vaen is in excellent condition.

*Vaen* is using:
<worn on head> a camouflaged hood
<worn around neck> a silver medallion
<worn around neck> a patchwork scarf of animal furs
<worn about body> a surcoat with exquisite embroidery
<slung on back> a heron engraved scabbard
<worn on hands> a pair of dark gloves
<worn around wrist> a jeweled wristcuff
<worn around wrist> a jeweled wristcuff
<worn as shield> a polished onyx-inlaid shield (used)
<wielded> a triple bladed dagger
<worn on legs> a pair of earthen colored breeches
<worn on feet> a black pair of silver-tooled boots (used)

o HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

Loomis narrates 'give me eq'

-
*Vaen* pierces your body.

=
+*

Halcyon narrates 'ok'

*
+=
-
-=
As *Vaen* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

o HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

*Vaen* pierces your body.

o HP:Hurt MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

*Vaen* pierces your left hand.

o HP:Wounded MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*

o HP:Wounded MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
You try to slash *Vaen*, but he deflects the blow.
*Vaen* pierces your body.

o HP:Wounded MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

-
*Vaen* pierces your body.

=
+*
*
+
*Vaen* pierces your right arm hard.

=
-
-=
As *Vaen* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

o HP:Wounded MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
*Vaen* barely pierces your body.

o HP:Wounded MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

*Vaen* pierces your head.

o HP:Wounded MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
You cry on his shoulder.

o HP:Wounded MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
You try to slash *Vaen*, but he parries successfully.
*Vaen* pierces your body.

o HP:Wounded MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

-
=+
*
*Vaen* pierces your left arm hard.


*
*Vaen* pierces your head hard.

+
=-
-
=
As *Vaen* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

o HP:Wounded MV:Full >

*Vaen* pierces your left leg.
*Vaen* barely pierces your right hand.

o HP:Wounded MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
You narrate 'he is poking me'

o HP:Wounded MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
You try to slash *Vaen*, but he parries successfully.
*Vaen* barely pierces your body.
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Decrepit - Broken Path

o HP:Wounded MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

-=
+
*

*+
=-
*Vaen* pierces your left arm hard.


-
=
As *Vaen* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

o HP:Wounded MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
*Vaen* pierces your right arm hard.

o HP:Battered MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

*Vaen* pierces your body hard.

o HP:Battered MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

*Vaen* barely pierces your body.

o HP:Battered MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
You narrate 'i am bat'

o HP:Battered MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

You try to slash *Vaen*, but he deflects the blow.
*Vaen* pierces your left arm very hard.

o HP:Battered MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Decrepit - Broken Path

o HP:Battered MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

*Vaen* pierces your right arm.

o HP:Battered MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

You try to slash *Vaen*, but he parries successfully.
*Vaen* pierces your right leg.

o HP:Battered MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

-
A raven has arrived from the east.
A raven now follows Vaen.

=
+
*Vaen* pierces your head.

*

*Vaen* barely pierces your head.

*
+=
-
-=
As *Vaen* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

o HP:Battered MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

*Vaen* pierces your body.
*Vaen* pierces your body hard.

o HP:Battered MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >

You try to slash *Vaen*, but he parries successfully.
*Vaen* pierces your body.

o HP:Beaten MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
*Vaen* pierces your body.
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*

o HP:Beaten MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
Mood changed to: Wimpy

o HP:Beaten MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
You panic and attempt to flee!


You flee head over heels.
Caemlyn Road by the Braem Wood
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]

o HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
Caemlyn Road by the Braem Wood
[ obvious exits: N E W ]

o HP:Beaten MV:Full > Higher Braem Wood
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.

o HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Higher Braem Wood
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A timber wolf is here, snarling hungrily.

o HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Ruins
[ obvious exits: N E S ]

o HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Broken Path
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
The corpse of a hunter for the horn is lying here.
The corpse of a warhorse is lying here.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.

o HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Mood changed to: Brave

o HP:Beaten MV:Full >
They aren't here.

o HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Ruins
[ obvious exits: N E S ]

o HP:Beaten MV:Full > Higher Braem Wood
[ obvious exits: N E S D ]
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.

o HP:Beaten MV:Full >
Higher Braem Wood
[ obvious exits: E S D ]
A raven is here, watching.
*Vaen* is standing here.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.

o HP:Beaten MV:Full >
*Vaen* pierces your head.

o HP:Beaten MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
You try to slash *Vaen*, but he parries successfully.
*Vaen* pierces your right leg.

o HP:Beaten MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy > You do the best you can!

o HP:Beaten MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
Mood changed to: Wimpy

o HP:Beaten MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy > You panic and attempt to flee!


*Vaen* pierces your right leg.
You flee head over heels.
A Windy Cliff
[ obvious exits: U D ]

o HP:Beaten MV:Full >

A raven has arrived from above.

o HP:Beaten MV:Full >
*Vaen* pierces your body.
No way! You're fighting for your life!

o HP:Beaten MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy > No way! You're fighting for your life!

o HP:Beaten MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
You panic and attempt to flee!


*Vaen* pierces your left arm hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


You try to slash *Vaen*, but he deflects the blow.
*Vaen* barely pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You flee head over heels.
Higher Braem Wood
[ obvious exits: E S D ]
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.

o HP:Beaten MV:Full >
*Vaen* barely pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


o HP:Beaten MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
No way! You're fighting for your life!

o HP:Beaten MV:Full - Vaen: Healthy >
You panic and attempt to flee!


*Vaen* barely pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!



You flee head over heels.
A Windy Cliff
[ obvious exits: U D ]

o HP:Critical MV:Strong >
A raven has arrived from above.
Braem Wood Stream
up.
[ obvious exits: N E W U ]

o HP:Critical MV:Strong >
Braem Wood
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A young and strong buck is here, munching some grass.

o HP:Critical MV:Strong > You narrate 'i crit now'

Halcyon narrates 'nice'
Halcyon narrates 'where r u'
Halcyon narrates 'come up cut' <-- ok! omw

------------------------------------

Trail Through the Forest
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
Halcyon the Wolfish Trolloc is standing here.

o HP:Beaten MV:Winded >
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Decrepit - Trail Through the Forest
Halcyon - Trail Through the Forest

o HP:Beaten MV:Winded >

Halcyon beckons everyone to follow him.

o HP:Beaten MV:Winded >
Halcyon beckons everyone to follow him.

o HP:Beaten MV:Winded >

Halcyon beckons everyone to follow him.

o HP:Beaten MV:Winded >
You now follow Halcyon.

o HP:Beaten MV:Winded >
Halcyon says 'fastlike'
Mood changed to: Brave

o HP:Beaten MV:Winded > Halcyon leaves east. <--- to da bush!
You follow Halcyon.

------------------------------

You follow Halcyon.

Under the Cliff
[ obvious exits: W ]
The corpse of a hideous abomination is lying here. [2]
Halcyon the Wolfish Trolloc is standing here.
Irzerk the Darkling Senior is standing here mending a weapon.
Gorigo the Master Havoc is standing here.

o HP:Beaten MV:Winded >
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Fiddler - Top of a Cliff
Decrepit - Under the Cliff
Halcyon - Under the Cliff
Irzerk - Under the Cliff
Gorigo - Under the Cliff

o HP:Beaten MV:Winded >

Gorigo tries to pierce *Vaen*, but he deflects the blow.
Irzerk tries to pound *Vaen*, but he deflects the blow.

o HP:Beaten MV:Winded >

Irzerk tries to pound *Vaen*, but he deflects the blow.
*Vaen* tries to pierce Gorigo, but he parries successfully.
Gorigo pierces *Vaen*'s head into bloody fragments!

o HP:Beaten MV:Winded >

Irzerk tries to pound *Vaen*, but he deflects the blow.
*Vaen* tries to pierce Gorigo, but he parries successfully.
Gorigo tries to pierce *Vaen*, but he deflects the blow.
Gorigo closes the bush.

Brocas
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Location: North Carolina

Re: funniest thing you've ever seen here

Postby Brocas » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:50 am

Is grangh still funny?

Arkan
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Re: funniest thing you've ever seen here

Postby Arkan » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:17 am

DS had just lost bad:

o HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > You are using:
<worn on head> a full metal helmet and visor
<worn on body> a shining steel breastplate
<worn on arms> a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces
<worn on hands> a pair of metal half-gauntlets
<wielded two-handed> a gargantuan gilded bastard sword
<worn on legs> a pair of steel-plated greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of thick metal boots

o HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > [kill human]
They aren't here.

j
o HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > stat
j
[kill human]
They aren't here.

o HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > You are a 382 year old male trolloc hunter.
Your height is 6 feet, 7 inches, and you weigh 235.0 lbs.
You are carrying 7.1 lbs and wearing 66.8 lbs, light.
Your base abilities are: Str:19 Int:9 Wil:8 Dex:12 Con:19.
Offensive bonus: 175, Dodging bonus: 9, Parrying bonus: 1
Your mood is: Brave. You will flee below: 0 Hit Points
Your posture is: Offensive.
Your armor absorbs about 82% on average.

You are subjected to the following effects:
- NOTICE

j
o HP:Wounded MV:Strong > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Arkan - A Barren Path
You catch a faint scent of a horse nearby.

o HP:Wounded MV:Strong > j
[kill human]
They aren't here.

j
o HP:Wounded MV:Strong > [kill human]
They aren't here.

o HP:Wounded MV:Strong > j
j
*Ryktor* has arrived from the north, riding a dust-colored gelding.
[kill human]
You hack *Ryktor*'s body hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Scratched > [kill human]
You do the best you can!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Scratched > *Ryktor* tickles your body with his pierce.
A Dhai'mon trolloc joins your fight!
You hack *Ryktor*'s body hard.
[kill human]
You do the best you can!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Scratched > b
[bash ]

*
A Dhai'mon trolloc hacks Ryktor's left leg.


You dodge a bash from *Ryktor* who loses his balance and falls!

=
Your bash at *Ryktor* sends him sprawling!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Hurt >
A Dhai'mon trolloc hacks Ryktor's body.
You hack *Ryktor*'s body very hard. ONE

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Hurt > whe
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Arkan - A Barren Path
You catch a faint scent of a horse nearby.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Hurt > nar no 1e hill
You narrate 'no 1e hill'

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Hurt >
A Dhai'mon trolloc hacks Ryktor's right arm.
You hack *Ryktor*'s right foot very hard. TWO

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Wounded > whe
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Arkan - A Barren Path
You catch a faint scent of a horse nearby.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Wounded > nar one
b
You narrate 'one'

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Wounded > [bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Wounded > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Wounded >
A Dhai'mon trolloc hacks Ryktor's left foot.
You hack *Ryktor*'s body hard. THREE

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Wounded > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Wounded > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Wounded > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Wounded > b

A Dhai'mon trolloc hacks Ryktor's left foot hard.
You hack *Ryktor*'s body. FOUR

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Wounded > [bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Wounded > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Wounded > b
[bash ]


A Dhai'mon trolloc hacks Ryktor's body.
*Ryktor* barely tickles your body with his pierce.

*
*Ryktor* panics, and attempts to flee!
*Ryktor* tries to flee, but is too exhausted!

=
A Dhai'mon trolloc hacks Ryktor's left leg.
*Ryktor* barely tickles your head with his pierce.
You hack *Ryktor*'s body.
Your bash at *Ryktor* sends him sprawling!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Wounded >
A Dhai'mon trolloc hacks Ryktor's right foot very hard.
You hack *Ryktor*'s body hard. ONE

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Battered > b
A Dhai'mon trolloc hacks Ryktor's left arm hard.
You hack *Ryktor*'s left arm hard. TWO
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Arkan - A Barren Path
You catch a faint scent of a horse nearby.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Battered > [bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Battered > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Battered > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Battered > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Battered > b

A Dhai'mon trolloc hacks Ryktor's left arm.
You hack *Ryktor*'s body hard. THREE

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Battered > [bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Battered > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Battered > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Battered > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Battered >
A Dhai'mon trolloc hacks Ryktor's body.
You hack *Ryktor*'s body extremely hard. FOUR

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Battered > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Battered > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Battered > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Battered > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Battered >
A Dhai'mon trolloc hacks Ryktor's body.
You hack *Ryktor*'s left foot very hard. FIVE

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Beaten > b

*Ryktor* panics, and attempts to flee!
*Ryktor* tries to flee, but is too exhausted!

[bash ] g - Ryktor: Beaten >


*Ryktor* panics, and attempts to flee!

+
*Ryktor* leaves south riding a dust-colored gelding.

*
*Ryktor* has arrived from the south, riding a dust-colored gelding.

s
Cancelled.
Barren Path
The winding path meanders south on its endless course through the barren
hills intersected here by a path coming from the east. The path to the east
seems reasonable well traveled, more so than the path does to the south at
least.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving south.
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving south.
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving east.
A Dhai'mon trolloc has arrived from the north.

o HP:Wounded MV:Strong > n
j
A Barren Path
The path twists winds back and forth like a snake between the barren hills.
To the east the hills seem covered with a thick bristly shrub, while to the
west the hills stand barren like large clumps of dust. Carved into the side
of one of the hills to the west seems to be a small cave.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of a humanoid leaving south.
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving south.
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving west.
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving south.
A thick pair of leather work gloves has been tossed to the ground here.
An evil-looking spiked club lies here on the ground.
*Ryktor* is standing here, riding a dust-colored gelding.
A Dhai'mon trolloc has arrived from the south.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > [kill human]
You hack *Ryktor*'s head very hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Beaten >
*Ryktor* panics, and attempts to flee!
*Ryktor* tries to flee, but is too exhausted!
[order dhai kill human]
A Dhai'mon trolloc hacks Ryktor's right arm.
Ok.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Beaten >
A Dhai'mon trolloc barely hacks Ryktor's body.
*Ryktor* barely tickles your body with his pierce.
You hack *Ryktor*'s left leg.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Critical >
*Ryktor* stops riding a dust-colored gelding.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Critical >
*Ryktor* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Critical >
A Dhai'mon trolloc barely hacks Ryktor's body.
You hack *Ryktor*'s body.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Critical >
*Ryktor* leaves west.
*Ryktor* has arrived from the west.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > j
[kill human]
You hack *Ryktor*'s body hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Critical >

*Ryktor* barely tickles your body with his pierce.
A Dhai'mon trolloc joins your fight!
You hack *Ryktor*'s body hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Critical > *Ryktor* panics, and attempts to flee!
[order dhai kill human]
Ok.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Critical > ga
[group all]

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ryktor: Critical > j
j
*Ryktor* leaves north.
[kill human]
They aren't here.

chase chase chase

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > Thorny Path
The path widens as it curves to the south. To the west the path thins as it
heads into a fork. The thick brush becomes much more dense to the west and
the path floor seems to become more muddy.
[ obvious exits: S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a humanoid leaving south.
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving south.
There are some tracks of an animal leaving south.
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving west.
*Ryktor* is here, fighting a blood thornbush.
A blood thornbush is here, fighting Ryktor.
A Dhai'mon trolloc has arrived from the south.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > [kill human]
You hack *Ryktor*'s body.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - a blood thornbush: Scratched - Ryktor: Critical >

*Ryktor* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - a blood thornbush: Scratched - Ryktor: Critical > [order dhai kill human]
A Dhai'mon trolloc tickles Ryktor's body with his hack.
Ok.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - a blood thornbush: Scratched - Ryktor: Critical >
*Ryktor* leaves west.

Chase chase chase

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > [kill human]
They aren't here.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > n
j
Swampy Ground
The twisted boughs that once grew here lay smashed on the ground, their
broken remains trampled into a mass of crumbling twigs, which sink slowly
into the unrelenting bog. The swampy mire continues in all directions, its
lumpy surface showing no signs of receding.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving south.
There are some tracks of a humanoid leaving south.
*Ryktor* is standing here.
A Dhai'mon trolloc has arrived from the south.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
[kill human]
You hack *Ryktor*'s body.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Ryktor: Critical > *Ryktor* gets a thin vial of yellow fluid from a belt pack.
[order dhai kill human]
A Dhai'mon trolloc hacks Ryktor's body.
*Ryktor* is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.


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Your bash at *Zelarius* sends him sprawling!

* HP:Critical MV:Strong - Zelarius: Critical > whe
Yaz narrates 'woo, i'm moving up in the world'
Players in your Zone
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Arkan - The Black Rocks
You catch a faint scent of a horse nearby.

* HP:Critical MV:Strong - Zelarius: Critical >
You crush *Zelarius*'s left arm hard.

* HP:Critical MV:Strong - Zelarius: Critical >
You crush *Zelarius*'s body.

* HP:Critical MV:Strong - Zelarius: Critical >
Angst narrates 'haha'

* HP:Critical MV:Strong - Zelarius: Critical >
You tickle *Zelarius*'s left leg with your crush.
*Zelarius* is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
*Zelarius* regains consciousness.

- Zelarius: Critical >
*Zelarius* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

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