Raizu narrates 'LOL' (ALOT)

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Raizu narrates 'LOL' (ALOT)

Postby DeVourer » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:46 pm

*Note: Short log at the bottom for the instant gratification types.*
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You narrate 'and gone'
You narrate 'lol'
Enigma narrates 'must have landed a bash'
You narrate 'yeah'
Raizu narrates 'what is going on'
You narrate 'like'
You narrate 'went in after 1 bash'
Raizu narrates 'sounds like reen'
Raizu narrates 'or arkaza'
Raizu narrates 'but who knows'
wYou narrate 'def arkaza'
Raizu narrates 'def him'
You narrate 'gd '
You narrate 'oh'
You narrate 'she dism'
You narrate 'um'
Raizu narrates 'lol'
Raizu narrates 'who where'
You narrate 'asaw ish'
Raizu narrates 'i c'
You narrate 'winding trees'
Raizu narrates 'i shall come'
You narrate 'tag'
You narrate 'i'm beat'
Raizu narrates 'on 2w asw'
You narrate 'call bash'
Raizu narrates 'i dontbash'
You narrate 'oh'
Raizu narrates 'she is commy'
You narrate 'she keep dismountign and shit'
Raizu narrates 'LOL'
You narrate 'rpetty much'
Raizu narrates 'on 1d'
Raizu narrates 'fled'
You narrate 'enig '
You narrate 'coem 1e?'
Enigma narrates 'yeah'
Raizu narrates 'check trees?'
You narrate 'ill just coe min and hit her'
Enigma narrates 'she wasnt south trees'
Raizu narrates 'k'
You narrate 'all she had to do was put 1 fireball on
Raizu narrates 'correct'
Raizu narrates 'oh went in'
Raizu narrates 'lol'
narrate 'yeah'
You narrate 'too fast'
You narrate 'too furious'
You narrate 'totally jestins fault'
Raizu narrates 'nod'
You narrate 'we are strong horse slayers'
You narrate 'i dub thee hress'
You narrate 'showign strong disrespect'
Enigma narrates 'well we know if she comes back out she prolly has backup'
You narrate 'lolol nonengaged flees'
Raizu narrates 'lol'
You narrate 'we are strong'
Raizu narrates 'left already'
Raizu narrates 'wtf'
Enigma narrates 'she was healed'
You narrate 'she came back for her palfrey'
Enigma narrates 'up'
Raizu narrates 'LOL'
You narrate 'it was slain'
Raizu narrates 'who comes back for a palfrey'
You narrate 'synthia'
You narrate 'or arkaza'
Raizu narrates 'lol'
Raizu narrates 'god'
You narrate 'or jestin'
Raizu narrates 'i dont see tracks going back in'
Raizu narrates 'weird'
You narrate 'she dismoutns and runs aroudn liek a'
Raizu narrates 'lol'
scYou narrate 'so i sit here'
Raizu narrates 'k'
You narrate 'relaxing all cool'
Raizu narrates 'k'
Raizu narrates 'like no tracks whatsever'
Raizu narrates 'whatsoever'
You narrate 'we are strong warriors'
You narrate 'nto strong trackers'
Raizu narrates 'nod'
You narrate 'this kid of mine wont stfu'
Raizu narrates 'oh i believe she went n'
You narrate 'cause wants pretzels to stick in the air vent'
You narrate 'cool'
You narrate 'mobs suck'
You narrate 'what goes north must come south'
Raizu narrates 'went gap'
Raizu narrates 'lol god the number of horses stashed'
You narrate 'eyah'
wheYou narrate 'thats her'
You narrate 'you want her to not pk or something?!?!'
Raizu narrates 'went df etc'
You narrate 'i am blockign 1e commie'
Raizu narrates 'lol'
Raizu narrates 'that wont help'
You narrate 'sure it will'
You narrate 'helps me watch tv'
Raizu narrates 'lol'
You narrate 'just ask yourself'
narRaizu narrates 'you can watch tv at a different place
You narrate 'WWJD' (what would jestin do)
You narrate 'oh fuck '
You narrate 'shes shovign pretzels in the vacuum'
Enigma narrates 'is she still up north'
You narrate 'shes winding'
You narrate 'see'
Raizu narrates 'LOL'
You narrate 'she has fled'
You narrate 'because i stood'
You narrate 'see'
You narrate 'todl you'
Enigma narrates 'she commy'
Raizu narrates 'nod'
Raizu narrates 'u r 2 gud'
You narrate 'nod'
You narrate 'reverse psychology'
Raizu narrates 'meanwhile killing horses'
Raizu narrates 'so she cant run the world'
You narrate 'or brucelee pking'
You narrate 'pking without pking'
You narrate 'i have moved'
You narrate '2 1s commie'
You narrate 'enigma'
You narrate 'go stab her horse'
Raizu narrates 'i have killed several horses'
You narrate 'shes not riding it so its cool'
Raizu narrates 'nod it is true'
You narrate 'i'm on 1s anywah go kill horse'
You narrate 'she fd that up'
You narrate 'i'm beat'
You narrate 'ok lower beat'
Raizu narrates 'lol'
You narrate 'she weak fireballsd me'
You narrate 'she sneaks'
Raizu narrates 'ocme w i guess'
Raizu narrates 'lol'
You narrate 'need to kill hrose'
lYou narrate 'i'm jsut gonna sit'
Enigma narrates 'her horse dead'
Raizu narrates 'im hag df'
You narrate 'i have bravely fled'
You narrate 'strong hrose slaying'
Raizu narrates 'lol'
You narrate 'maybe she will sense our disdain'
Raizu narrates 'i have killed about 5 horses around df/orch'
You narrate 'contact noikkor'
You narrate 'let him know broncos winnign btu still terrible'
You narrate 'hrm'
You narrate 'hrm'
You narrate 'maybe she will come try to sneak fireball
You narrate 'and fail and die'
Raizu narrates 'lol'
You narrate 'strong plan enigma'
Enigma narrates 'nod'
You narrate 'prolyl went in to get a horse'
You narrate 'or 6'
Raizu narrates 'lol'
You narrate 'we should go dog'
Raizu narrates 'fuck there are so many horses'
You narrate 'kill the hroses'
You narrate 'faint'
You narrate 'rip?>'
You narrate 'dmanit'
Enigma narrates 'she left room'
You narrate 'i try again'
You narrate 'damnit'
Enigma narrates 'so fucking close'
You narrate 'itrying'
You narrate 'amazingly is still zone'
Raizu narrates 'lol'
Raizu narrates 'ok have hressed sufficient horses'
Raizu narrates 'now i can pk'
You narrate 'strong hressing'
You narrate 'she has
whereYou narrate 'commie 1 up'
Raizu narrates 'how did you let her get another horse'
You narrate 'went inside'
Raizu narrates 'lol'
You narrate 'created oen with the one power'
Raizu narrates 'i see'
You narrate 'i did not hear a rip'
Enigma narrates 'she fled also'
Raizu narrates 'lol'
You narrate 'i missed a bash'
You narrate 'so she fled'
Raizu narrates 'makes sense'
You narrate 'i beat again'
You narrate 'plenty of hps'
You narrate 'spam'
You narrate 'spam 1s'




Amongst the Rubble
Large stones and small cover the immediate area. Most are worn from the
elements, but one side on each has been smoothed and polished. There is no
pattern to them, other than in its randomness. The ground is pitted in some
places, and many of the stones are somewhat underground.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
Enigma the Darkling Senior is standing here.

q* S HP:Beaten MV:Strosay gonna roll zerk bash
whereYou say 'gonna roll zerk bash'


* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong > stat
Players in your Zone
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Enigma - Amongst the Rubble
Devourer - Amongst the Rubble
You catch a faint scent of a horse nearby.
*Synthia* has arrived from the north, riding a gray palfrey.

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong > qYou are a 115 year old male trolloc warrior.
Your height is 6 feet, 9 inches, and you weigh 247.0 lbs.
You are carrying 2.3 lbs and wearing 88.7 lbs, light.
Your base abilities are: Str:19 Int:8 Wil:8 Dex:18 Con:19.
Offensive bonus: 192, Dodging bonus: 4, Parrying bonus: 1
Your mood is: Berserk. You will flee below: 0 Hit Points
Your posture is: Offensive.
Your armor absorbs about 77% on average.

You are subjected to the following effects:
- NOTICE
- NO QUIT
- SNEAK
Enigma tries to pierce *Synthia*, but she dodges the attack.

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
Enigma tries to pierce *Synthia*, but she deflects the blow.

- = +
Enigma tries to pierce *Synthia*, but she dodges the attack.

* * + = -
You stumble beneath the crushing force of the air around you!

- =
Your bash at *Synthia* sends her sprawling! <-- GREAT SUCCESS

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Enigma: Healthy - Synthia: Scratched >
You hack *Synthia*'s body into bloody fragments!
Enigma pierces *Synthia*'s left foot into bloody fragments!

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Enigma: Healthy - Synthia: Wounded >
You hack *Synthia*'s body into bloody fragments!
Enigma pierces *Synthia*'s head very hard.

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Enigma: Healthy - Synthia: Battered > nar pain time
You narrate
'pain time'

nar * S HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Enigma: Healthy - Synthia: Battered > she crit

You hack *Synthia*'s left leg into bloody fragments!
Enigma pierces *Synthia*'s body.
You hack *Synthia*'s body into bloody fragments!
*Synthia* panics, and attempts to flee!
Enigma pierces *Synthia*'s body into bloody fragments!
*Synthia* panics, and attempts to flee!
*Synthia* leaves west riding a gray palfrey.

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong > You narrate 'she crit'

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong > w
a
A Winding Road
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
*Synthia* is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.

w
* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong > a
You try to hack *Synthia*, but she parries successfully.


*Synthia* stops riding a gray palfrey.


* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Synthia: Critical >
You try to hack *Synthia*, but she
deflects the blow.

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Synthia: Critical > a
You try to hack *Synthia*, but she
deflects the blow.

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Synthia: Critical > a
Raizu narrates 'nice where'
You do the best you can!
*Synthia* panics, and attempts to flee!

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Synthia: Critical > a
You do the best you can!
*Synthia* leaves south.

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong > a
They aren't here.
You try to hack *Synthia*, but she deflects the blow.
*Synthia* panics, and attempts to flee!
Enigma tries to pierce *Synthia*, but she dodges the attack.

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Synthia: Critical > a
Enigma tries to pierce *Synthia*,
but she parries successfully.
You hack *Synthia*'s body into bloody fragments!
*Synthia* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
Your blood freezes as you hear *Synthia*'s death cry.
They aren't here

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong > p
A Winding Road
[ obvious exits: N E W ]

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong > You narrate 'rip'

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
Enigma narrates 'rip'

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong > n
nar A Winding Road
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
The corpse of Synthia is lying here.
Enigma the Darkling Senior is standing here.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.

str* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong > ong
You narrate 'strong'

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong >

Raizu narrates 'lol'

Maegon
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Re: Raizu narrates 'LOL' (ALOT)

Postby Maegon » Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:18 am

Lol

Jaster
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Re: Raizu narrates 'LOL' (ALOT)

Postby Jaster » Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:44 pm

Good example of.. don't whine about, don't talk about it, just get out there and do it.

Too many people shoulda woulda coulda this game.


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