0 out of 0 berserk bashes landed...really?!

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phalz
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0 out of 0 berserk bashes landed...really?!

Postby phalz » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:15 pm

They aren't here.

HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > narr pyper is ragan gap

*Pyper* has arrived from below, riding a bloodstock stallion.

HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > You narrate 'pyper is ragan gap'
*Pyper* slashes your left arm.

HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Pyper: Healthy > kh
[kill human]
You do the best you can!

HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Pyper: Healthy > bers
m
[change mood berserk]
Mood changed to: Berserk

[bash ] ng - Pyper: Healthy >


*Pyper* looks at you.

=
*Pyper* slashes your body.


As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
*Pyper* barely tickles your right foot with her slash.

HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Pyper: Healthy > m
[bash ]

-
*Pyper* barely slashes your right leg.


As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
*Pyper* slashes your body.
Tarwin's Gap is blanketed in darkness as the sun sets.

HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Pyper: Healthy > m
[bash ]


*Pyper* barely slashes your body.

=
A black messenger pigeon flutters its wings.
A black messenger pigeon leaves west.


*Pyper* swiftly dodges your attempt to pound her.
*Pyper* slashes your body.
As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > st
m
*Pyper* slashes your left leg.
Do you not consider fighting as standing?

[bash ] Pyper: Healthy >

=
A black messenger pigeon has arrived from the west.


*Pyper* barely slashes your right leg.


A black messenger pigeon takes off out of reach into the skies!
A black messenger pigeon circles high above.
As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
*Pyper* slashes your body.

HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Pyper: Healthy > m
[bash ]

+
*Pyper* slashes your right leg.


As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
*Pyper* slashes your left leg.

HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Pyper: Healthy > m
[bash ]

*
*Pyper* slashes your body.


As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
*Pyper* slashes your left leg.

HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Pyper: Healthy > l pyper
m

Pyper is in excellent condition.

*Pyper* is using:
<worn on head> a camouflaged hood
<worn around neck> a shimmering pendant of obsidian
<worn around neck> a shimmering pendant of obsidian
<worn about body> a bright red robe
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on hands> a pair of dark gloves
<worn around wrist> a silver Kandori wristcuff
<worn around wrist> a silver Kandori wristcuff
<worn as shield> a silver etched shield
<wielded> a ring-quilloned sword
<worn on legs> a pair of earthen colored breeches
<worn on feet> a black pair of silver-tooled boots

[bash ] Pyper: Healthy >

*
*Pyper* barely slashes your body.


As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
*Pyper* tickles your right leg with her slash.

HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Pyper: Healthy > m
[bash ]

-
*Pyper* slashes your body.


As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
*Pyper* barely slashes your right arm.

HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Pyper: Healthy > m
[bash ]


*Pyper* barely slashes your body.


You try to pound *Pyper*, but she deflects the blow.
*Pyper* slashes your right hand very hard.
As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
*Pyper* barely slashes your body.

HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Pyper: Healthy > narr i cant bash her berk...
You try to pound *Pyper*, but she parries successfully.
*Pyper* barely tickles your left foot with her slash.
You narrate 'i cant bash her berk...'

HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Pyper: Healthy > m
[bash ]

-
*Pyper* barely slashes your body.


As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > who

*Pyper* slashes your right leg.

HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Pyper: Healthy > Players
-------
Helter the Contagious Stalker [Ghar'ghael]
Equitant the Myrddraal [Myrddraal]
Myrdan the Pugnacious Destroyer [Ahf'frait]
Maelstrom the Ramshorned Trolloc

4 players displayed.

HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Pyper: Healthy >
*Pyper* swiftly dodges your attempt to pound her.
*Pyper* barely slashes your body.
The night has begun.

HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Pyper: Healthy > nar anyone near gap?
You narrate 'anyone near gap?'

HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Pyper: Healthy > m
[bash ]

*
*Pyper* slashes your head very hard.
Myrdan narrates 'i am naked'


As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
*Pyper* slashes your body.

HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Pyper: Healthy > m
[bash ]
*Pyper* gets a mirrored lantern from a backpack.

-
*Pyper* holds a mirrored lantern above her head.

+
*Pyper* slashes your left arm.


As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
*Pyper* slashes your left leg.

HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Pyper: Healthy > m
[bash ]

=
*Pyper* barely slashes your body.


As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
*Pyper* slashes your left arm.

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Pyper: Healthy > m
[bash ]

-
*Pyper* tickles your body with her slash.


As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Battered MV:Strong >
*Pyper* tickles your body with her slash.

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Pyper: Healthy > eq
You are using:
<worn on body> a burnished metal breastplate
<worn on arms> a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces
<wielded two-handed> a silver-banded war mallet
<worn on legs> a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves
<worn on feet> a dark pair of steel boots

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Pyper: Healthy >
*Pyper* swiftly dodges your attempt to pound her.
*Pyper* tickles your left foot with her slash.

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Pyper: Healthy > m
[bash ]

-
*Pyper* barely slashes your body.


As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Battered MV:Strong >
*Pyper* slashes your left leg.

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Pyper: Healthy > m
[bash ]

+
*Pyper* tickles your body with her slash.


As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Battered MV:Strong >
*Pyper* slashes your body.

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Pyper: Healthy > m
[bash ]

*
*Pyper* slashes your body.


As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Battered MV:Strong >
*Pyper* barely slashes your right leg.

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Pyper: Healthy > m
[bash ]

=
*Pyper* barely slashes your right leg.


As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Battered MV:Strong >
*Pyper* barely slashes your body.

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Pyper: Healthy > m
[bash ]

-
*Pyper* tickles your body with her slash.


As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Battered MV:Strong >
*Pyper* slashes your right arm.

HP:Battered MV:Strong - Pyper: Healthy > m
[bash ]


*Pyper* slashes your body.


*Pyper* swiftly dodges your attempt to pound her.
*Pyper* barely slashes your body.
As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Battered MV:Full > m
*Pyper* barely slashes your left leg.
[bash ]

-
*Pyper* slashes your left leg.


As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Beaten MV:Full > m

*Pyper* slashes your head very hard.

[bash ] Pyper: Healthy >


*Pyper* slashes your right arm.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!



As *Pyper* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Beaten MV:Full >
*Pyper* slashes your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


HP:Beaten MV:Full - Pyper: Healthy >
You try to pound *Pyper*, but she parries successfully.
*Pyper* barely slashes your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


HP:Beaten MV:Full - Pyper: Healthy >
You try to pound *Pyper*, but she parries successfully.

HP:Beaten MV:Full - Pyper: Healthy >
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
A flurry of icy spikes sent by Pyper is the last thing you ever see.
You are dead! Sorry...
Circle of Darkness
[ obvious exits: N E S W U D ]
A fresh chunk of meat has been recently cut from a kill.
A revolting well bubbles with the blood of the sacrificed.
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
A large slab of meat has been placed here. [12]

HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
The Guardian tells you 'Helter, your wheel has fared poorly...'

HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
The Guardian tells you 'Eat, drink and sleep my friend...

Bernice
Posts: 8
Joined: Sun May 07, 2017 7:15 pm

Re: 0 out of 0 berserk bashes landed...really?!

Postby Bernice » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:31 pm

I like the spikes at the end there

toribio
Posts: 93
Joined: Mon Mar 23, 2015 9:24 am

Re: 0 out of 0 berserk bashes landed...really?!

Postby toribio » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:37 am

What were you wielding?

ecthus
Posts: 265
Joined: Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:11 pm

Re: 0 out of 0 berserk bashes landed...really?!

Postby ecthus » Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:06 pm

phalz wrote:<wielded two-handed> a silver-banded war mallet

Pretty freakish regardless, but my guess is it at least wasn't warded.

Brocas
Posts: 354
Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2016 10:08 am
Location: North Carolina

Re: 0 out of 0 berserk bashes landed...really?!

Postby Brocas » Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:17 pm

0 for 22. Ouch.

Theid
Posts: 96
Joined: Tue Jun 16, 2015 9:05 pm

Re: 0 out of 0 berserk bashes landed...really?!

Postby Theid » Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:18 pm

Str ?
Prac %?
Level ?
Contagion / Chilled prior to log start ?

Rig
Posts: 1481
Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:00 pm
Location: JESUS

Re: 0 out of 0 berserk bashes landed...really?!

Postby Rig » Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:58 pm

Clubs suck

phalz
Posts: 152
Joined: Thu Dec 29, 2016 7:14 pm

Re: 0 out of 0 berserk bashes landed...really?!

Postby phalz » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:40 pm

19 str
99 weapon
99 bash

level meh...29

Draz
Posts: 82
Joined: Sun Feb 19, 2017 9:14 pm

Re: 0 out of 0 berserk bashes landed...really?!

Postby Draz » Sun Jan 14, 2018 9:41 pm

I find if I miss bashes, I take at least 1 combat round.
Its superstitious of me but seems to work!

cassidy
Posts: 98
Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:13 pm

Re: 0 out of 0 berserk bashes landed...really?!

Postby cassidy » Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:11 am

That wouldent be completely impossible seeing that missing a bash ends up in you sitting down.

Sitting gives u half? your OB.

If you then start your bash while sitting you are trying a bash with half OB.

Not saying thats how it works but sounds like a possibility? :P


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