Fail!

... tales of great battles, stealthy adversaries and improving your PK skills. Careful though, no whining!
Maegon
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Re: Fail!

Postby Maegon » Sat Dec 10, 2016 4:39 pm

Wrong forum.

Auriona
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Joined: Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:18 pm

Re: Fail!

Postby Auriona » Sat Dec 10, 2016 5:01 pm

I'm Robin Hood, stealing TPs from the rich and distributing them to the ...

oh wait Lykan killed me.

asharek
Posts: 99
Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:35 pm

Re: Fail!

Postby asharek » Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:55 pm

o S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > [hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > You silently approach your victim...

-=+**+=- -=+*
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
*Coraen* makes a strange sound as you place a pair of moonstone hilted dirks in his back!
This session you've landed 1 out of 2 stabs (50% landed)
Over time you've landed 546 out of 920 stabs (59% landed)

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong - Coraen: Battered >
Arkan has arrived from the west.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong - Coraen: Battered >
Arkan leaves east.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong - Coraen: Battered >
*Coraen* tries to blast you, but you dodge the attack.
You stab *Coraen*'s body.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong - Coraen: Battered > close door
Ok.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong - Coraen: Battered >
You stab *Coraen*'s right arm hard.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong - Coraen: Battered >
*Coraen* stops using a torch.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong - Coraen: Battered >
*Coraen* holds a torch above his head.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong - Coraen: Battered >
*Coraen* tries to blast you, but you parry successfully.
You stab *Coraen*'s right arm.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong - Coraen: Battered >
*KERBOOM* An explosion sounds in the distance.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong - Coraen: Battered > f

You stab *Coraen*'s body.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong - Coraen: Battered > d
c
You panic and attempt to flee!

backstab h.human
You flee head over heels.
A Large Manor House - In the Shadowed Room
[ obvious exits: D ]
Down: *Coraen* is standing here.
A half-man lurks here, cold and dangerous.
A half-man lurks here, cold and dangerous.
A Large Manor House
[ obvious exits: E W U ]
West: A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
Up: A half-man lurks here, cold and dangerous.
*Coraen* is standing here.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > [hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > You silently approach your victim...

-=
You dodge a bash from *Coraen* who loses his balance and falls!

+**+=- -=+*
*Coraen* clambers to his feet.
Ooops. Your clumsy execution broadcasts your intentions.
This session you've clumsied 2 out of 3 stabs (33% landed)
Over time you've clumsied 375 out of 921 stabs (59% landed)

asharek
Posts: 99
Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:35 pm

Re: Fail!

Postby asharek » Sun Dec 11, 2016 7:33 pm

North: A dun mare is here, snorting angrily.
The corpse of a flock of ravens is lying here.
*Alcause* is standing here, riding a warhorse.

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong > *Alcause* tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Alcause: Healthy > No way! You're fighting for your life!

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Alcause: Healthy >
You try to pierce *Alcause*, but he parries successfully.
*Alcause* tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.

f
* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Alcause: Healthy > You panic and attempt to flee!


You flee head over heels.
West Path
[ obvious exits: E S ]

o S HP:Beaten MV:Strong > e
c
Entering the Gap
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
North: The corpse of a flock of ravens is lying here.
*Alcause* is standing here, riding a warhorse.

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong > backstab h.human
[hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong > You silently approach your victim...

-=+**+=- -=+
Arkan narrates 'any sm keep?'

*
*Alcause* makes a strange sound as you place a jeweled dagger in his back!
This session you've landed 7 out of 9 stabs (77% landed)
Over time you've landed 555 out of 933 stabs (59% landed)
*Alcause* panics, and attempts to flee!

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Alcause: Critical >
*Alcause* tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Alcause: Critical >
Ghool narrates 'no'

* S HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Alcause: Critical > f

*Alcause* slashes your head.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You panic and attempt to flee!


*Dixon* has arrived from the north, riding a gray palfrey.


*Dixon* leaves south riding a gray palfrey.


*Aira* has arrived from the north, riding a bloodstock stallion.

You flee head over heels.
Outside Tarwin's Gap
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
South: A dun mare is here, snorting angrily.

Ending up too much in this board TT

Choen
Posts: 292
Joined: Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:39 am

Re: Fail!

Postby Choen » Sun Dec 11, 2016 8:50 pm

A near blick with a jeweled dagger. What?

Rig
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Location: JESUS

Re: Fail!

Postby Rig » Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:14 pm

Jeweled daggers in have noticed seem gonna be able to stab for some high dmg

Choen
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Joined: Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:39 am

Re: Fail!

Postby Choen » Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:34 pm

Rig wrote:Jeweled daggers in have noticed seem gonna be able to stab for some high dmg


Are you having a stroke?

Rig
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Location: JESUS

Re: Fail!

Postby Rig » Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:50 pm

Choen wrote:
Rig wrote:Jeweled daggers in have noticed seem gonna be able to stab for some high dmg


Are you having a stroke?

Ya

Intimadator
Posts: 33
Joined: Mon May 23, 2016 5:59 pm

Re: Fail!

Postby Intimadator » Sun Dec 11, 2016 11:03 pm

* S HP:Critical MV:Full >
*Xoco* has arrived from the west, riding a warhorse.
A raven has arrived from the west.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full >
*Xoco* scythes your left leg hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* S HP:Critical MV:Full - Xoco: Beaten >
You scythe *Xoco*'s left arm hard.
*Xoco* scythes your head.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* S HP:Critical MV:Full - Xoco: Beaten > b xoco
[bash ]

-
*Xoco* scythes your head hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!



As *Xoco* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* S HP:Critical MV:Full > f <<< I saw I got disengaged by for some reason tried to flee first instead of stand
Maybe you should get on your feet first?

ll >
*Xoco* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash! <<< here comes death with wimpy 0
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* S HP:Critical MV:Full - Xoco: Beaten > stand <<<<<< Little late here buddy

*Xoco* tickles your left leg with her scythe.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


e <<<<<< LOL trying to walk out after standing from disengage bash, again way too slow
* S HP:Critical MV:Full - Xoco: Beaten > f

*Xoco* scythes your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* S HP:Critical MV:Full - Xoco: Beaten >
*someone* scythes your body.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

S HP:Critical MV:Full > You're in pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

S HP:Critical MV:Full > You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.

xoco
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Re: Fail!

Postby xoco » Mon Dec 12, 2016 12:19 am

Always a pleasure, Intim. That was a fun and long battle. I was sub 20 for a lot of it. Enjoy my fail zone knowledge.

At a Ford in the Swamp
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
*Intimadator* is standing here.

z
* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > At a Ford in the Swamp
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A weathered Kandori scout is here, examining the landscape.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > They aren't here.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > z
z
They aren't here.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > z
They aren't here.

z
* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > They aren't here.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > z
z
They aren't here.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > They aren't here.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > z
They aren't here.
*Intimadator* has arrived from the west.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > z
You scythe *Intimadator*'s body.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Intimadator: Battered > z
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Intimadator: Battered > You do the best you can!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Intimadator: Battered > You do the best you can!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Intimadator: Battered > f
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Intimadator: Battered >

You panic and attempt to flee!


You flee head over heels.
At a Ford in the Swamp
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > e
z
b

*Intimadator* scythes your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Intimadator: Battered > No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Intimadator: Battered > You do the best you can!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Intimadator: Battered > f
[bash ]

-
Cancelled.

You panic and attempt to flee!

z
z
z
You flee head over heels.
Banks of a Dark Swamp
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Sickly, wilted grass blankets the ground, intermixed with dry sand.
They aren't here.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > They aren't here.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full > They aren't here.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Full >
*Intimadator* has arrived from the east.

e
* R HP:Beaten MV:Full >
*Intimadator* scythes your right leg.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Intimadator: Battered > s
No way! You're fighting for your life!

f
* R HP:Beaten MV:Full - Intimadator: Battered > You scythe *Intimadator*'s body.
The writhing grass tickles Intimadator's right leg with its hit.
*Intimadator* scythes your right arm hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Intimadator: Battered > s
You panic and attempt to flee!

sc
You flee head over heels.
Blighted Valley
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Blighted Valley
[ obvious exits: N E ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Sickly, wilted grass blankets the ground, intermixed with dry sand.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > You have 49(403) hit and 119(123) movement points.
You have scored 24367664 experience points and 152 quest points.
You need 132336 exp to level and 248 qp to rank.
You have amassed 274 Turn points to date.
You have played 10 days and 13 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Xoco the Squad Leader [Winged Guard 5] (Level 32).
You are standing.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > e
n
Valley Before the Hills
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A sickly, skinny deer stands here in a daze.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > z
Banks of a Dark Swamp
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
*Intimadator* is here, fighting the writhing grass.
The writhing grass is here, fighting Intimadator.
*Intimadator* panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > z


* R HP:Critical MV:Full > You scythe *Intimadator*'s body hard.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - the writhing grass: Scratched - Intimadator: Battered > You do the best you can!
*Intimadator* leaves south.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > e
s
z
At a Ford in the Swamp
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > Blighted Valley
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A weathered Kandori scout is here, examining the landscape.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > s
They aren't here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > z
Foothills Above a Valley
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A sickly, skinny deer stands here in a daze.

w
* R HP:Critical MV:Full > They aren't here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > z
z
Among the Foothills
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > They aren't here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > e
They aren't here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > n
z
Foothills Above a Valley
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A sickly, skinny deer stands here in a daze.

z
* R HP:Critical MV:Full > Blighted Valley
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
*Intimadator* is standing here.
A weathered Kandori scout is here, examining the landscape.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > z
You scythe *Intimadator*'s right leg.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Intimadator: Battered > You do the best you can!

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Intimadator: Battered > z
z
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Intimadator: Battered > z
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Intimadator: Battered > You do the best you can!

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Intimadator: Battered > You do the best you can!

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Intimadator: Battered > f
You scythe *Intimadator*'s right arm hard.
A Kandori scout says 'You Intimadator!!! You will die before your time!! '
A Kandori scout tickles Intimadator's body with his slash.
You panic and attempt to flee!



sc
You flee head over heels.
Valley Before the Hills
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A sickly, skinny deer stands here in a daze.
You have 49(403) hit and 119(123) movement points.
You have scored 24367735 experience points and 152 quest points.
You need 132265 exp to level and 248 qp to rank.
You have amassed 274 Turn points to date.
You have played 10 days and 13 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Xoco the Squad Leader [Winged Guard 5] (Level 32).
You are standing.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > s
z
b
Among the Foothills
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > They aren't here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > [bash ]
Bash who?

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > n
z
e
Valley Before the Hills
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A sickly, skinny deer stands here in a daze.

z
* R HP:Critical MV:Full > They aren't here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > Blighted Valley
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A weathered Kandori scout is here, examining the landscape.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > They aren't here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > n
z
e
z

Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
You feel parched from the hot weather.

At a Ford in the Swamp
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > They aren't here.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > At a Ford in the Swamp
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A weathered Kandori scout is here, examining the landscape.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh > They aren't here.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
*Intimadator* has arrived from the south.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh >
*Intimadator* barely scythes your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


f
* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Intimadator: Beaten >
s

You panic and attempt to flee!

s

You barely scythe *Intimadator*'s right leg.
A Kandori scout barely slashes Intimadator's body.
*Intimadator* scythes your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You flee head over heels.
Within a Fissure
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh > Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh > e
s
Before a Stone Wall
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh > Low Foothills
[ obvious exits: N W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh > sc
s
You have 46(403) hit and 123(123) movement points.
You have scored 24366966 experience points and 152 quest points.
You need 133034 exp to level and 248 qp to rank.
You have amassed 274 Turn points to date.
You have played 10 days and 13 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Xoco the Squad Leader [Winged Guard 5] (Level 32).
You are standing.

w
w
* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh > Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh > Turn in the Path
[ obvious exits: E S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A large predator attempts to hide in the shadows.
A large predator attempts to hide in the shadows.

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh > s
A hideous abomination hits your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

A hideous abomination joins a hideous abomination's fight!
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh - a hideous abomination: Healthy > No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh - a hideous abomination: Healthy > f
n
en

You panic and attempt to flee!

w

A hideous abomination hits your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

A hideous abomination tickles your body with his hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


n
You flee head over heels.
Dead End in the Foothills
[ obvious exits: N ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

A large predator attempts to hide in the shadows.
Turn in the Path
[ obvious exits: E S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A large predator attempts to hide in the shadows.
A large predator attempts to hide in the shadows.

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh > Low Foothills
[ obvious exits: N W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh > The noxious stench and oppresive heat of the Blight drains your energy!
Before a Stone Wall
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh > Within a Fissure
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh > The noxious stench and oppresive heat of the Blight drains your energy!
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh > w

stat
* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh > s
The noxious stench and oppresive heat of the Blight drains your energy!
At a Ford in the Swamp
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A weathered Kandori scout is here, examining the landscape.

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh > w
You are a 77 year old female human warrior.
Your height is 5 feet, 9 inches, and you weigh 155.0 lbs.
You are carrying 0.4 lbs and wearing 87.0 lbs, light.
Your base abilities are: Str:19 Int:12 Wil:13 Dex:17 Con:19.
Offensive bonus: 165, Dodging bonus: 14, Parrying bonus: 1
Your mood is: Wimpy. You will flee below: 0 Hit Points
You are wanted by: Tear
Your armor absorbs about 81% on average.

You are subjected to the following effects:
- NO QUIT

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh > sc
Valley Floor
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A weathered Kandori scout is here, examining the landscape.

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh > Blighted Valley
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh > You have 1(403) hit and 123(123) movement points.
You have scored 24366047 experience points and 152 quest points.
You need 133953 exp to level and 248 qp to rank.
You have amassed 274 Turn points to date.
You have played 10 days and 13 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Xoco the Squad Leader [Winged Guard 5] (Level 32).
You are standing.


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