The Absolute Worst

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Fermin
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The Absolute Worst

Postby Fermin » Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:42 pm

Ok, most terrible thing I've ever done, dropping abs/axe 1e bush!

Sorry!

Had just died to Mikhan and completely naked with dagger/shield...then i find a kit...

* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > A Sandstone Obelisk
An odd structure rises here atop the hill. Formed from sandstone, the wind
and elements have shaped the natural obelisk into a twisted form that
reaches towards the skies. The view from here overlooks the dusty landscape
providing excellent scouting opportunites.
[ obvious exits: S ]
The corpse of Crackity is lying here.


You panic and attempt to flee! brigand trooper: Scratched >



* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > alias a backstab h.dark
Ok.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > w
Before a Cliff's Wall
To the north a ravine slices west under a bridge and east where it
disappears under the cliff. The ravine has cracked part of the cliff apart
allowing possible scaling of the cliff.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > not
You start paying increased attention to your surroundings.

ed
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > s
[ride horse]
You start riding him.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > Before a Cliff's Wall
From the southwestern corner of the hill, the entire western side of the
hill can be viewed. The winding road mirrors the cliff as it provides
passage in a north south route.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong > dd
n
[dismount ]
You stop riding him.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Before a Cliff's Wall
To the north a ravine slices west under a bridge and east where it
disappears under the cliff. The ravine has cracked part of the cliff apart
allowing possible scaling of the cliff.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]


* HP:Scratched MV:Strong > Before a Cliff's Wall
To the north a ravine slices west under a bridge and east where it
disappears under the cliff. The ravine has cracked part of the cliff apart
allowing possible scaling of the cliff.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
*Maligant* has arrived from the west.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong > sneak
h
a
*Maligant* tries to hack you, but you parry successfully.
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Scratched > [hide ]
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Scratched > [backstab h.dark]
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Scratched > l dark
You pierce *Maligant*'s left leg.
*Maligant* hacks your body.

An ancient, horned Dhai'mon stands here with a sinister gleam in his eyes.
With one hand it hefts a massive trident like a stick prodding the trollocs
around him onward.

Maligant has a few scratches.

*Maligant* is using:
<worn on head> a full metal helmet and visor
<worn around neck> a torc of gleaming steel
<worn around neck> a torc of gleaming steel
<worn about body> a weathered red coat bearing a golden dragon
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on hands> a pair of heavy metal gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a gator skin bracer
<wielded two-handed> a long halberd
<worn on legs> a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of thick metal boots

You attempt to peek at the inventory:
You can't see anything.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Scratched >
Axim narrates 'nice'

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Scratched > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Fermin - Before a Cliff's Wall

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Scratched >
You pierce *Maligant*'s head.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Scratched >
You dodge a bash from *Maligant* who loses his balance and falls!


dis <--- gotta try them disengages!

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Scratched >
You pierce *Maligant*'s left leg.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > h
a
It's not likely your opponent will comply.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > [hide ]
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > [backstab h.dark]
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt >
You tickle *Maligant*'s body with your pierce.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > eq

Anjen tells you 'sheesh'

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > You are using:
<worn on finger> an emerald ring
<worn on finger> an emerald ring
<worn on head> a full metal helmet and visor
<worn around neck> a thin, black chain
<worn on body> a shining steel breastplate
<worn about body> a cloak of thick wool
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on arms> a light pair of leather coverings
<worn on hands> a pair of heavy metal gauntlets
<worn as shield> a polished onyx-inlaid shield (used)
<wielded> a curved clear dagger
<worn about waist> a brightly-colored sash
<worn on belt> a small purse
<worn on belt> a water skin
<worn on legs> a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of thick metal boots

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt >
You barely pierce *Maligant*'s right leg.
*Maligant* barely hacks your left leg.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > rem vambraces

You pierce *Maligant*'s body.
You don't seem to be using a vambraces.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > You are carrying:


* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt >
You pierce *Maligant*'s body.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt >
You dodge a bash from *Maligant* who loses his balance and falls!

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > drrem coverings

You barely pierce *Maligant*'s body.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > wear vam
You don't seem to have a vam.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > rem coverings
You pierce *Maligant*'s right arm.
You stop using a light pair of leather coverings.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > wear vambraces

You dodge a bash from *Maligant* who loses his balance and falls!

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > i
You wear a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces on your arms.


* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt >
You pierce *Maligant*'s right arm hard.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > drop coverings
You drop a light pair of leather coverings.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt >
You tickle *Maligant*'s body with your pierce.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > drop bow
You drop a stout longbow.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > where

You barely pierce *Maligant*'s body.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Anjen - A Winding Road
Fermin - Before a Cliff's Wall

ong - Maligant: Hurt >
*Maligant* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt >
*Maligant* hacks your body.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > tell anjen axe

*Maligant* hacks your right leg hard.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > You tell Anjen 'axe '

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt >
You pierce *Maligant*'s body.


* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > Before a Cliff's Wall
To the north a ravine slices west under a bridge and east where it
disappears under the cliff. The ravine has cracked part of the cliff apart
allowing possible scaling of the cliff.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A stout timber has been handcarved into the sinuous curves of a longbow.
A light pair of leather coverings lies upon the ground.
*Maligant* is here, fighting YOU!

Maligant: Hurt >
*Maligant* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt >
*Crackity* has arrived from the west.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt >
*Maligant* barely hacks your body.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt >
*Maligant* looks at you.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt >
*Crackity* leaves east.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt >
*Maligant* hacks your left foot hard.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt > l crackity
You do not see that here.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Maligant: Hurt >
You pierce *Maligant*'s body.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Maligant: Wounded >
You dodge a bash from *Maligant* who loses his balance and falls!

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Maligant: Wounded >
You pierce *Maligant*'s right arm.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Maligant: Wounded > tell anjen on outside troopers
You tell Anjen 'on outside troopers'

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Maligant: Wounded >
You pierce *Maligant*'s body.
*Maligant* hacks your right leg.
*Crackity* has arrived from the east.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Maligant: Wounded > alias a backstab h.crackity <--- think about stabbing him because he is low

You tickle *Maligant*'s body with your pierce.

aligant: Wounded >
*Maligant* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Maligant: Wounded > drop axe

*Crackity* looks around slowly, as if something is hidden in the room.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Maligant: Wounded >
*Maligant* barely hacks your body.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Maligant: Wounded >
*Maligant* barely hacks your right hand.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Maligant: Wounded > *Crackity* says 'DM NX^P Gf k@zM'
Ok.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Maligant: Wounded > You drop a dark, grim axe. <--- have your axe back

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Maligant: Wounded > l
Before a Cliff's Wall
To the north a ravine slices west under a bridge and east where it
disappears under the cliff. The ravine has cracked part of the cliff apart
allowing possible scaling of the cliff.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A dark axe is here, its grim blade honed for killing.
A stout timber has been handcarved into the sinuous curves of a longbow.
A light pair of leather coverings lies upon the ground.
*Crackity* is standing here.
*Maligant* is here, fighting YOU!

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Maligant: Wounded > stat
You pierce *Maligant*'s left leg.
You are a 78 year old male human rogue.


You are subjected to the following effects:
- NO QUIT
- NOTICE

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Maligant: Wounded >
*Crackity* looks around slowly, as if something is hidden in the room.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Maligant: Wounded > alias a backstab h.dark <---- decide to target Maligant instead but do h.dark for some dumb reason.
You dodge a bash from *Maligant* who loses his balance and falls! <--- try the old disengaged bash!
Ok.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Maligant: Wounded > dis
h
a
You disengage from the fight.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full >
*Crackity* gets a dark, grim axe.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full >
*Maligant* strokes his chin thoughtfully.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full >
*Crackity* wields a dark, grim axe in a two-handed grip.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full > [hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

[backstab h.dark]
You silently approach your victim...

+
*Crackity* pouts.

=
*Maligant* clambers to his feet.
*Crackity* pouts.

+
*Maligant* leaves south.


Anjen has arrived from the south, riding a warhorse.
*Crackity* makes a strange sound as you place a curved clear dagger in his back! Oh god, sorry homie!
*Crackity* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
Your blood freezes as you hear *Crackity*'s death cry.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full >

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