Stupid Shit

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Zeeb
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Stupid Shit

Postby Zeeb » Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:10 am

If we are going to have a keep that is weak (fine) and smobs (blarg) that can be nuked by channies (fine) could we also not have a doors that have no DL from??????????!!!!!???!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!! Humans sat in keep for 30 minutes at full health hitting me at blarg mobs because eventually this would happen:

*Draz* has arrived from the north.
*Alaina* has arrived from the north.
*Arielle* has arrived from the north.
*Tiro* has arrived from the north.
*Alison* has arrived from the north.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Puny tries to pierce *Alison*, but she parries successfully.
*Draz* tries to pound you, but you deflect the blow.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Full - Draz: Hurt > You tickle *Draz*'s left hand with your pierce.
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard joins your fight!
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard joins an Elite Ghar'ghael guard's fight!
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard joins an Elite Ghar'ghael guard's fight!
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard joins an Elite Ghar'ghael guard's fight!
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard joins an Elite Ghar'ghael guard's fight!
The Ghar'ghael Quartermaster says 'You Draz!!! You will die before your time!! '
The Ghar'ghael Quartermaster tries to slice Arielle, but she parries successfully.
*Draz* tries to pound you, but you deflect the blow.
*Alison* tries to strike Puny, but he deflects the blow.
Puny tries to pierce *Alison*, but she parries successfully.
[backstab h.human]
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* S HP:Scratched MV:Full - Draz: Hurt > scan n

*Tiro* opens the door.
*Alaina* tries to strike you, but you parry successfully.

close door n
close door s
* S HP:Scratched MV:Full - Draz: Hurt > *Aldwyn* is standing here mending a weapon.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Full - Draz: Hurt > Ok.
*Tiro* leaves south.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Full - Draz: Hurt > Ok.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Full - Draz: Hurt >
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard tries to hack Alaina, but she parries successfully.
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard tickles Draz's body with his hack.
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard tries to hack Alison, but she parries successfully.
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard tries to hack Arielle, but she parries successfully.
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard tries to hack Alaina, but she parries successfully.
Puny tries to pierce *Alison*, but she deflects the blow.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Full - Draz: Hurt >
The door is opened from the other side.

close door n
close door s
* S HP:Scratched MV:Full - Draz: Hurt > Ok.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Full - Draz: Hurt > An Elite Ghar'ghael guard tries to hack Alaina, but she deflects the blow.
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard hacks Arielle's body.
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard tries to hack Alison, but she deflects the blow.
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard barely tickles Draz's body with his hack.
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard tries to hack Alaina, but she parries successfully.
*Arielle* tries to pound the Ghar'ghael Quartermaster, but he parries successfully.
The Ghar'ghael Quartermaster tries to slice Arielle, but she deflects the blow.
You pierce *Draz*'s right arm.
Puny pierces *Alison*'s right leg extremely hard.
It's already closed!

ull - Draz: Hurt >
*Draz* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
*Draz* sends an Elite Ghar'ghael guard sprawling with a powerful bash!
The door is opened from the other side.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Full - Draz: Hurt > close door n
close door s

Ouch! That Really did HURT!

Your body is burned by a tremendous fireball sent by *Alaina*!

* S HP:Wounded MV:Full - Draz: Hurt >
The door is opened from the other side.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Full - Draz: Hurt >
Puny pierces *Alison*'s right leg very hard.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Full - Draz: Hurt > close door n
close door s

An Elite Ghar'ghael guard tries to hack Alaina, but she deflects the blow.
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard barely hacks Arielle's body.
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard tries to hack Alison, but she deflects the blow.
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard tries to hack Alaina, but she deflects the blow.
The Ghar'ghael Quartermaster tries to slice Arielle, but she deflects the blow.
*Draz* pounds your left foot extremely hard.
*Draz* pounds an Elite Ghar'ghael guard's body extremely hard.
Puny swiftly dodges *Alison*'s attempt to strike him.
Puny tries to pierce *Alison*, but she parries successfully.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Full - Draz: Hurt >
*Arielle* sends the Ghar'ghael Quartermaster sprawling with a powerful bash!

* S HP:Wounded MV:Full - Draz: Hurt >
Your body is burned by a tremendous fireball sent by *Alaina*!

* S HP:Wounded MV:Full - Draz: Hurt >
Puny tries to pierce *Alison*, but she parries successfully.

l - Draz: Hurt >
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard tries to hack Alaina, but she parries successfully.
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard barely hacks Arielle's body.
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard tries to hack Alison, but she deflects the blow.
An Elite Ghar'ghael guard tries to hack Alaina, but she deflects the blow.
*Alaina* strikes your left leg into bloody fragments!
*Arielle* pounds the Ghar'ghael Quartermaster's right hand hard.
*Draz* pounds your body extremely hard.
You are interrupted and stop what you are doing.
You panic and attempt to flee!
*Draz* pounds an Elite Ghar'ghael guard's body into bloody fragments!
Puny tries to pierce *Alison*, but she deflects the blow.

You flee head over heels.
The Servants Rooms
Apparently a servants quarters, this room looks more like a tomb. The beds are
bloodied and the sheets ripped to shreds. Clothes are strewn about all over
amongst feathers from a pillow.
[ obvious exits: S ]
South: *Alison* is here, fighting Puny.
A headband lies here made of intertwined leather and silver cords.
A long sword with a wicked curve and a hilt of bone lies here.
A heavy boulder lies here.
*Aldwyn* is standing here mending a weapon.


Literally the only thing dumber then this setup is myself for sticking around trying to fight them there.

Draz
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Re: Stupid Shit

Postby Draz » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:06 am

Hey bro - well potentially one of us doing I'm not sure what to die to you was dumber :p

For reference the extended wait time was due to various people being hagg, none of us having water, and one of us needing an emergency afk and having an anti idle trigger.

She had 'just' gotten back and we were leaving when decided to get you

I was surprised Puny didn't spam the door for you 1s?

I see that door kill a lot of humans but yes that was a ridic rip for you.

Alison
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Re: Stupid Shit

Postby Alison » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:33 am

if it makes you feel any better...

* HP:Critical SP:Strong MV:Winded > Alas, you cannot go that way...

* HP:Critical SP:Strong MV:Winded >
A hooved trolloc tries to cleave you, but you parry successfully.
A fade joins a hooved trolloc's fight!
The dreadguard joins a fade's fight!
A hooved trolloc joins the dreadguard's fight!
Draz tells you 'u ok?'

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* HP:Critical SP:Strong MV:Winded - a hooved trolloc: Scratched > flee
No way! You're fighting for your life!

You panic and attempt to flee!ded - a hooved trolloc: Scratched >

n
n
A hooved trolloc tries to cleave you, but you dodge the attack.
The dreadguard's hands weave a bright red flame...
A flash of bright red fire sent by the dreadguard is the last thing you ever see.
You are dead! Sorry...Times x 48
Ouch! You lose a level.
You stop following Draz.

Zeeb
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Re: Stupid Shit

Postby Zeeb » Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:21 am

Clearly a whine but hoping maybe one of the doors get removed or perhaps blarg be made outdoors so could do dL leave as an option...

Lykan
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Re: Stupid Shit

Postby Lykan » Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:36 am

Outdoors opens up zing/cane, etc. Doors are lame.

Razhak
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Re: Stupid Shit

Postby Razhak » Thu Jun 28, 2018 10:42 am

A walk through Keep with one or two experienced DSers and an imm to re-evaluate certain doors and other quirks would be a good thing.

Perhaps someone wants to do such? :)

Weir
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Re: Stupid Shit

Postby Weir » Thu Jun 28, 2018 11:09 am

I never understood why the door was put 1s of Blarg, or the door 2w of Sadistic. Moves almost always get humans inside keep more often than doors being the main factor.

Arkan
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Re: Stupid Shit

Postby Arkan » Thu Jun 28, 2018 11:19 am

Max engage at blarg always made him significantly more useless than you'd expect.

Jestin
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Re: Stupid Shit

Postby Jestin » Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:49 pm

I think anything that encourages humans to actually go inside keep more often is better. Totally against safe rooms, etc. And I'm probably in the minority here but I think doors make things more fun.

Maybe a few mauler strength ds mobs in patties could help even things out a bit more in cases that we get really overwhelmed, but this happens so rarely I'm not sure it's worth the effort. I think it's a lot of fun when humans go in :p

Maybe just switch to your bashers next time so you don't feel so useless :P A bash on a few people at a strong patty can be pretty devastating as you know.

Razhak
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Re: Stupid Shit

Postby Razhak » Thu Jun 28, 2018 2:33 pm

1) remove some of the doors in keep
2) remove the save rooms
3) put a couple boarish or bearish trollocs instead of some of the more generic mobs, or some huge dhounds


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