Nylen Attempts to Sing a CHRISTMAS SONG ADAPTATION

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Nylen
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Nylen Attempts to Sing a CHRISTMAS SONG ADAPTATION

Post by Nylen » Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:14 pm

Attempted to be sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"...
You better get out
I’m begging you try
Wave your arms and shout
I'm telling you why
Nylen-o is coming to town

He's trying to dance
He's fallen down twice
He’s getting back up! It’s gonna be thrice
Nylen-o is coming to town

He sings when you are sleeping
He tells bad jokes when you're awake
He stays way longer than he should
So flee now, for your own sake!

You better get out
I’m begging you try
Wave your arms and shout
I'm telling you why
Nylen-o is coming to town

He sings when you are sleeping
He tells bad jokes when you're awake
He stays way longer than he should
So flee now, for your own sake!

You better get out
I’m begging you try
Wave your arms and shout
I'm telling you why
Nylen-o is coming to town

You better get out
I’m begging you try
Wave your arms and shout
I'm telling you why
Nylen-o is coming to town!!

Nylen
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Re: Nylen Attempts to Sing a CHRISTMAS SONG ADAPTATION

Post by Nylen » Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:33 pm

Another one in an attempt to sound like "Jingle Bells" (Not as good But I thought I'd post anyway...)
Gleeman balls, Gleeman balls,
Juggle all the way!
RUN! We all must hide!
When Nylen comes to play.

Gleeman balls, Gleeman balls,
Juggle all the way!
RUN! We all must hide!
When Nylen comes to play.

Dashing to and fro,
We must find an Aes Sedai,
Through the gateways we go,
We ask ourselves why,
Bells ominously ring,
We’d rather be blight,
What pain it is to hear him sing,
A Gleeman sings tonight

Gleeman balls, G-G-Gleeman balls,
Juggle all the way!
RUN! We all must hide!
When Nylen comes to play.

Gleeman balls, G-G-Gleeman balls,
Juggle all the way!
O' no! Another pun,
It’s two days later, our ears still ring,
Please Light, make the Glee go ‘way!

Dashing to and fro,
We must find an Aes Sedai,
Through the gateways we go,
We ask ourselves why,
Bells ominously ring,
We’d rather be blight,
What pain it is to hear him sing,
A Gleeman sings tonight

Gleeman balls, Gleeman balls,
Juggle all the way!
RUN! We all must hide!
When Nylen comes to play.

Gleeman balls, Gleeman balls,
Juggle all the way!
RUN! We all must hide!
When Nylen comes to play.

Gleeman balls, Gleeman balls
RUN! We all must hide!
When Nylen comes to play.

Gleeman balls, Gleeman balls,
RUN! We all must hide!
When Nylen comes to play
(Gleeman balls, Gleeman balls,
Juggle all the way!)
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BONUS SONG!!
Gleeman bells, Razhak smells,
Troika laid an egg,
Mysterious Imm turns a wheel
And Rig got PK'd!

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Re: Nylen Attempts to Sing a CHRISTMAS SONG ADAPTATION

Post by Rig » Thu Nov 28, 2019 5:06 pm

I'm offended that you'd put me in a song with Razhak and Troika.

Nylen
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Re: Nylen Attempts to Sing a CHRISTMAS SONG ADAPTATION

Post by Nylen » Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:16 pm

How's this one from a Darkside perspective?? Warbled to the tune of "Winter Wonderland".
Alarm horns ring, are you listening?
In the north, scouts are narrating
There are trolls In Blight!
We'll PK tonight
Walking in a Wotmud wonderland

Fade away will the Myrddraal
Here to stay is the zerk troll
He stayed a bit long
Puke numbers were strong
Walking in a Wotmud wonderland

In the orchard we can kill a human
We’re narring we should gank him down
He'll say, Are you #$%&?
We'll say, No man
But it’s too late they logged on for your e-gown

Later on, we'll conspire
As the Dreadlords weave fire
To zerk unafraid
And go south and raid
Walking in a Wotmud wonderland

Ah yay, Wotmud wonderland
Oh yeah, Wotmud wonderland

In the orchard we can kill a human
And narrate that he's crit, come down!
We'll have lots of fun when bashing human
Until the other trolls frag him down

Alarm horns ring, are you listening?
In the north, scouts are narrating
There are trolls In Blight!
We'll PK tonight
Walking in a Wotmud wonderland
Walking in a Wotmud wonderland
We're walking in a Wotmud wonderland, wonderlaaaaaaaaaaaand!

Personally, I think it loses something when translated into English from its original in Trolloc:
^&ksl se*0l jw$%, ads @lk ?Lk!p#rsm?
Ar P^d sTj%l, jensiE Sgu &kwm^wvil
bske* hiR Div&^q Za *hwiNe!
shebv& jE (wnil$a
$LopUtn Nu % Wu^bsS sbeO^&pxXz

Hikn &sIlm K^Hn rIG ^mPo*rTx
rIGs uX haHa Ib eTh 3W0nt s33!
^u Is#nuo % vYi )^Gt
WBis oWop$bC^ H@a* uTv$mQ
$LopUtn Nu % Wu^bsS sbeO^&pxXz

c^ BW$ &pubWjL So Dr3 vVsN s (Fhbr
FuLxy P($^l$s vt wJvikf bisD ZxQ LumE
Vinm^S @bI, AwQ cNz *Censored by Forum*?
^plTd WkT, R2 dTO
BiX U)Gh Zmy YfWs e^jO Vi&auB wQ sVi RuoY x^ViPl

rPg5S &n, ZynEj 3F0xYaN!
IV &pv wvdUnR^&k #xIbT X)$n
Fn MyBw AxYbriF%
Nyb Pf *su$l DnD 1!si
$LopUtn Nu % Wu^bsS sbeO^&pxXz

Ko AyY, Wu^bsS sbeO^&pxXz
oK QuTy, Wu^bsS sbeO^&pxXz

c^ BW$ &pubWjL So Dr3 vVsN s (Fhbr
Vuy PaneiV5 AienR )wUb ArGh, g4nK DrT^s!
uWnIp $nYl AWbO &* bBo ^bw$p AbsweU2 uNw*l
#nbTp 9s) wQbke SbnweU XzYb GhR &PjY

^&ksl se*0l jw$%, ads @lk ?Lk!p#rsm?
Ar P^d sTj%l, jensiE Sgu &kwm^wvil
bske* hiR Div&^q Za *hwiNe!
shebv& jE (wnil$a
$LopUtn Nu % Wu^bsS sbeO^&pxXz
$LopUtn Nu % Wu^bsS sbeO^&pxXz
^hi&Z $LopUtn Nu % Wu^bsS sbeO^&pxXz, sbeO^&pxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXz!
P.S. This took far longer than I'd like to admit to translate by hand into Trolloc and I won't be performing in Trolloc any more!

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