Funny quotes.

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Rig
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:36 pm

Lea undermined my trading operations because she thought Jaster was cooler. Not friends anymore.

Lea
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Lea » Tue Sep 25, 2018 10:57 am

Rig is mad at capitalism! Rig, if you would like to form a true socialist society on wotmud, where all who need rares are given one, I will work with you!

Rig
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:21 pm

Capitalist swine

aish
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby aish » Wed Oct 03, 2018 10:09 am

When I log on I try to do justice to my new and important role on wotmud by sending tells to everyone I know. Best response so far:

login!

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > who <-- *cough* maybe spamming this
Players
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Anpeliari of Illian
5 Aish Midori [Green Ajah]
Yuna the Tower Accepted [White Tower]
Estelle of Murandy
Devante of Illian
Fermin from Two Rivers
Raya Setaravni the Senior Wisdom
Hadis of Two Rivers
Derry of Two Rivers

9 players displayed.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > tell raya The pattern swirls around you as the wheel spins a ta'veren into the world
You tell Raya 'The pattern swirls around you as the wheel spins a ta'veren into the world'

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Raya tells you '*hair gets pulled and screams*'

Raya tells you '*gets pregnant* mutter, ta'veren!'

Demonyl
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Demonyl » Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:17 pm

Gryk sends the Shadowmauler sprawling with a powerful bash!

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Gryk: Battered - the Shadowmauler: Healthy >

You crush the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
Gryk pounds the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Gryk: Battered - the Shadowmauler: Scratched >

The Shadowmauler lets out a blood curdling shriek!
The Shadowmauler rears on his hind legs, then arcs down smashing his claws into the ground. 1
Stones and bolts of electricity leap up from the ground towards you!



You are struck by flying stones and crackling bolts of lightning!
Ouch!
The Shadowmauler lets out a blood curdling shriek!
The Shadowmauler rears on his hind legs, then arcs down smashing his claws into the ground. 2
Stones and bolts of electricity leap up from the ground towards you!



The Shadowmauler lets out a blood curdling shriek!
The Shadowmauler rears on his hind legs, then arcs down smashing his claws into the ground. 3
Stones and bolts of electricity leap up from the ground towards you!



You are struck by flying stones and crackling bolts of lightning! 4
Ouch!

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >

Gryk says 'for realz stop fking emoting me'

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >

Gryk says 'omfg'

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Wounded >

The Shadowmauler lets out a blood curdling shriek!
The Shadowmauler rears on his hind legs, then arcs down smashing his claws into the ground. 5 <—————————————— oh this mfer flexin now
Stones and bolts of electricity leap up from the ground towards you!
You crush the Shadowmauler's head into bloody fragments!
Gryk pounds the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Battered >

Gryk pounds the Shadowmauler's body extremely hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Battered >

You are struck by flying stones and crackling bolts of lightning! 6
Ouch!

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Battered >

You crush the Shadowmauler's body extremely hard.
Gryk pounds the Shadowmauler's head extremely hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Battered >
'crap
A goat-faced trolloc has arrived from the west.
Gryk pounds the Shadowmauler's body into bloody fragments!
You say 'crap'

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Battered >

You crush the Shadowmauler's body very hard.
Gryk pounds the Shadowmauler's body very hard.
The Shadowmauler barely hits Gryk's left arm.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >

Gryk says 'so gonna die'

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >

Gryk snickers softly.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >

Gryk pounds the Shadowmauler's head hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Gryk: Critical - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >
You crush the Shadowmauler's head very hard.
Gryk pounds the Shadowmauler's body extremely hard.
The Shadowmauler hits Gryk's body.
Gryk is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided. <————————————-———-——— oh no

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical >

The Shadowmauler swiftly dodges your attempt to crush him.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical >

A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
The Shadowmauler hits your body.
You crush the Shadowmauler's body hard.
Gryk lies immobile on the ground, suffering...
Gryk is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided. <——————————————————— stay with me brother
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >

The Shadowmauler hits your body.
You try to crush the Shadowmauler, but he dodges the attack.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >

The Shadowmauler barely hits your left leg.
You try to crush the Shadowmauler, but he dodges the attack.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >

The Shadowmauler hits your left foot.
The Shadowmauler swiftly dodges your attempt to crush him.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >

A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Beaten >

The Shadowmauler barely hits your body.
You crush the Shadowmauler's head very hard.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical > <--------------------- batt / crit could pull this off?

The Shadowmauler hits your left foot.
You try to crush the Shadowmauler, but he deflects the blow.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical >

The Shadowmauler tickles your body with his hit.
You try to crush the Shadowmauler, but he deflects the blow.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical >

A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

* HP:Battered MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical >
nar someone come help real quick?
The Shadowmauler hits your head very hard.
The Shadowmauler swiftly dodges your attempt to crush him.
You narrate 'someone come help real quick?' <———————————————— too late

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical >

The Shadowmauler hits your body hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

PANIC! You couldn't escape!
The Shadowmauler swiftly dodges your attempt to crush him.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical >

The Shadowmauler hits your left foot.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

PANIC! You couldn't escape!
You crush the Shadowmauler's head very hard.
Zatuchly narrates 'where'

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - the Shadowmauler: Critical >
change mood wimpy
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
Someone hits your head very hard.
You're stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
You regain consciousness. <—————————————————— Truly the Dark Lord has smiled upon me
Gryk lies immobile on the ground, suffering...
Gryk is dead! R.I.P. <—————————————————— but just one dark miracle per round today…
You receive your share of experience...
Your first time! Was it good for you too? <----- stayed just long enough to save from mobrip though!
Your blood freezes as you hear Gryk's death cry.
You stop following Gryk.
Mood changed to: Wimpy

f <—————————————————— Later mauler!
* HP:Critical MV:Strong >
The Slopes of Shayol Ghul
Here black rocks are scattered across the mountainside. All the colors here are
faded into bleak grays, with nothing lively about to interest the eye. The
ground is hard and etched from the occassional black rain, and the places where
puddles of tainted water have gathered deep pools have formed with time.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
The corpse of the Shadowmauler is lying here.
An enormous blight worm towers above you, making an eerie shrill scream.

isabel
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby isabel » Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:12 pm

Pking Glaurang winding - Cannot understand what he's doing because he wasn't going shivs or west, so am basically checking every room with manual track in confusion. Dougan is also around and had blinded me so I was avoiding him. Then this -

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > Edge of Forest
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings, being
ridden by you.
*Glaurang* is standing here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > *Glaurang* hacks your body.
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Glaurang: Beaten > -=+**+=- -=
Your bash at *Glaurang* sends him sprawling!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Glaurang: Beaten >
You blast *Glaurang*'s body hard.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Glaurang: Beaten >
You blast *Glaurang*'s head.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Glaurang: Beaten >
*Glaurang* panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Glaurang: Beaten >
*Glaurang* leaves north.

kill $target$
* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > north
They aren't here.

kill $xp$;bash $xp$
* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > Road to Tarwin's Gap
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings, being
ridden by you.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > Bash who?

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > tt
-=+
Some obvious fresh bloody traces of a Trolloc leaving south.
Some obvious fresh bloody traces of a Trolloc leaving east.
Some obvious fresh bloody traces of a Trolloc leaving west.
Some obvious fresh bloody traces of a Trolloc leaving north.
Some obvious recent tracks of Glaurang leaving west.
Some obvious recent tracks of Glaurang leaving west.
Some clear fairly recent tracks of Glaurang leaving east.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > east
The Dusty Road
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings, being
ridden by you.
*Glaurang* is standing here.
A short, shifty-eyed man eyes you calmly.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > kill $target$

Dougan Revarnan hits himself, and says OUCH!
Dougan Revarnan hits himself, and says OUCH!
Dougan Revarnan kicks Glaurang in solar plexus, Glaurang is rendered breathless!
Dougan Revarnan giggles slightly as his hands unleash flame.
Dougan Revarnan releases streaks of Fire at Glaurang, who screams in pain.
*Glaurang* tries to hack Dougan Revarnan, but he deflects the blow.
Dougan Revarnan's hands clench as his fury is weaved into being.
Dougan Revarnan unleashes a fireball at Glaurang, whose charred corpse drops to the
ground.
*Glaurang* is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Glaurang*'s death cry.
Your eyes feel less protected.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > They aren't here.

Epoh
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Epoh » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:31 pm

Dukug bellows 'Sleek where are you?'
A forest trolloc bellows 'If you want to learn how to butcher the pink ones, bring one to A Cell.'
Dukug bellows 'Thank you'

gordoth
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Re: Funny quotes.

Postby gordoth » Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:48 pm

Epoh wrote:Dukug bellows 'Sleek where are you?'
A forest trolloc bellows 'If you want to learn how to butcher the pink ones, bring one to A Cell.'
Dukug bellows 'Thank you'


Can we add this mobol!?


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