Funny quotes.

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Kiera
Posts: 30
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2015 2:29 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Kiera » Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:29 pm

where
* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > Cart Track
Through these low foothills a cart track winds, joining the dark road to
the east and proceeding west. These foothills are low, seemingly burnt and
blasted with lightning. There is not much alive here, exept for a black,
fetid grass. Small pits are scattered across the landscape, each large
enough to hide in, or perhaps fall to your death in.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Sickly, wilted grass blankets the ground, intermixed with dry sand.
A rat has arrived from the south.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Kiera - Cart Track
Meren - The Twist in the Dark Road
Otis - The Twist in the Dark Road

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > e
The Twist in the Dark Road
The dark road turns away from the hill to the south, leading north and east.
The hill to the south is topped with a black tower, whose battlements survey
the entire area. The gate to the tower is to the south of here, while to the
north the road enters a cold, dark pass. A cart track leads westwards. The
dark road looks like a black snake crawling through the grey grass.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Meren of Kandor is here, fighting Otis.
Otis Archer is here, fighting Meren, riding a warhorse.
A rat has arrived from the west.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Otis pierces Meren's body hard.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring >
Meren says 'Before Bigmouth shows up'

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > kill meren
You strike Meren's body.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Otis: Scratched - Meren: Scratched > change mood brave
Mood changed to: Brave

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Otis: Scratched - Meren: Scratched > where
You strike Meren's body hard.
Otis pierces Meren's left arm.
Meren tries to pierce Otis, but he dodges the attack.
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Kiera - The Twist in the Dark Road
Meren - The Twist in the Dark Road
Otis - The Twist in the Dark Road
Meren panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Otis: Scratched - Meren: Hurt >
Meren leaves west.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > snicker
You snicker softly.



* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Kiera - The Twist in the Dark Road
Otis - The Twist in the Dark Road

* R HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > yell i heard that

You bellow 'i heard that'

Zatuchly
Posts: 43
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2018 5:35 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Zatuchly » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:52 pm

Abraham narrates 'sit sat taking a bash'

Zatuchly
Posts: 43
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2018 5:35 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Zatuchly » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:14 pm

got blocked up fd road and got low on bad and dumb flees, so I figured I'd run south, lose pukes, and take ways to blight. Made it to ways, then this happened...

o HP:Beaten MV:Haggard > pull leaf
Ok.

o HP:Beaten MV:Haggard > nar i be good
You narrate 'i be good'

o HP:Beaten MV:Haggard > d
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
A strange portal opens out of seemingly nowhere.
An owl has arrived from the east.

o HP:Beaten MV:Haggard > d
At a Vine-Carved Door
Standing in the midst of a large, heavily pitted flagstone circle is what
appears to be a massive arch with intricate vines and leaves carved upon
its surface. Almost hidden from view is a thin crack running from the
topmost part of the arch to the bottom. This arch is in stark contrast to its
surroundings, the deepest of pitch darkness attempts to consume all light.
[ obvious exits: S U ]
There are some tracks of a human leaving up.
There are some tracks of a human leaving up.
There are some tracks of a horse leaving up.
There are some tracks of a human leaving up.
*Zyonel* is standing here.
*Jecks* is resting here.
*Draz* is standing here.

granit
Posts: 131
Joined: Sat Sep 24, 2016 1:30 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby granit » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:08 am

heard about it... was a pro move haha.

Jestin
Posts: 145
Joined: Mon Jul 10, 2017 11:15 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Jestin » Sat Jan 19, 2019 5:51 pm

*Adael* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

l MV:Full - Adael: Scratched >
A Valon guardsman tickles Zarth's body with his crush.
A tense warder bites Zarth!
Zarth is dead! R.I.P.

Your blood freezes as you hear Zarth's death cry.
A sailor joins a Valon guardsman's fight!
A Valon guardsman crushes your left leg hard.
A Valon guardsman crushes your right leg extremely hard.

Razhak
Posts: 794
Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2015 7:43 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Razhak » Sun Jan 20, 2019 6:42 am

o S HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zangief narrates 'One who rivals the wrinkles of razhaks balls himself'

o S HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Angri narrates 'possibly . . . '

o S HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > na to be anatomically correct, its not the balls who are wrinkled, but its the scrotum
You narrate 'to be anatomically correct, its not the balls who are wrinkled, but its the scrotum'

o S HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > na also commonly known as ballsack
You narrate 'also commonly known as ballsack'

o S HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > na note to self
You narrate 'note to self'

o S HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > na stat ballsack
You narrate 'stat ballsack'

o S HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Angri narrates 'potato, potato :P'

Zangief narrates 'Tis Angri, one who rivals the wrinkles of the scrotum sack itself.'

o S HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zangief snickers softly.

o S HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Angri narrates 'nay, i'm more like a Rigsack, hairless and yet to fully drop :P'

o S HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zangief narrates 'touche'

o S HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > na yeah, thats an issue with him
You narrate 'yeah, thats an issue with him'

o S HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Angri narrates 'when puberty hits, it will hit hard!'

Rig
Posts: 1685
Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:00 pm
Location: JESUS

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Rig » Sun Jan 20, 2019 1:38 pm

:D

Weir
Posts: 464
Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2015 12:44 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Weir » Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:22 pm

You have amassed 15 Turn points to date, ranking you Ta'veren Seventh.

hasp
Posts: 404
Joined: Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:30 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby hasp » Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:42 pm

FC tells you 'You follow Draz.'
FC tells you 'Might as well walk in to a death trap.'
You tell FC 'that sounds awful. ive seen what happens to draz
groups'
You reply to FC 'LOL'
FC tells you 'Think I would feel safer in a col smob group.'

Zkythe
Posts: 1
Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:43 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Postby Zkythe » Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:46 pm

Pounds narrates 'wife and i will be there'
Pounds narrates 'we were cleaning whiole you were afk '
Razhak narrates 'good'
Razhak narrates 'cant have you live in a pigsty'
Pounds narrates 'heh'
You narrate 'my wife has one comment to my mudding: killing squirrels again?'
Nairi narrates 'lol'
Razhak narrates 'mine always asks me if I am being mean to people again.'
Guhadin narrates 'lol'
Pounds narrates 'hehe'


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