Funny quotes.

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Dukug
Posts: 50
Joined: Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:58 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Dukug » Fri Jul 26, 2019 10:59 pm

*Erulisse* says 'dont waste time pk''

Erulisse
Posts: 435
Joined: Tue Jul 11, 2017 2:32 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Erulisse » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:47 pm

Im not sure if that sounds like something I'd say or not :P

isabel
Posts: 817
Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2016 5:19 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by isabel » Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:13 am

a happy surprise more than a funny quote - posting because no on in real life will understand this JOY

The Wheel Of Time MUD
Mark IV

Updated and Maintained by
Flash, Ingtar, Mournblade, & Zun

Based on the novels by Robert Jordan
and published by Tor Books

Running since Summer 1993
Original Code - CircleMUD
[DikuMUD I Original Source]

Original game idea, concept, and design:
Katja Nyboa, Tom Madsen, Hans Henrik Staerfeldt
Michael Seifert, and Sebastian Hammer

By what name do you wish to be known? isabel


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Welcome to the Wheel of Time! Type 'help' for information.
Don't forget to read the forums at http://www.wotmod.org !


Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: N D ]
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > who
Players
-------
Lady Isabel the Lieutenant [Shienaran Lancer Council]
Suya of Arafel
Jaros of Illian
Lark of Two Rivers
Lord Randal the Gaidin Master [Gaidin]
Ryzom Barone [Gaidin]
Lady Alaina Hawthorn [Green Ajah]
Eredin of Andor
Orm of Two Rivers
Lord Cosmo the Der'morat'torm [Morat'torm Council]
Lykos of the Borderlands

11 players displayed.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cosmo narrates 'How do you
know if you don't try it?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > eq
inv
You are using:
Nothing.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You are carrying:
Nothing.

listen all
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You now listen to all channels.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat why do i never have eq when i log on :P
You chat 'why do i never have eq when i log on :P'


* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ryzom narrates 'I believe
it's a feeling of not liking
being chained up for some
kind of sick sexual
pleasure! '

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat someone help me r-eeeqq
You chat 'someone help me r-eeeqq'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Jaros chats 'I can smob or
xp'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat that sounds like a lot of work :P
You chat 'that sounds like a lot of work :P'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cosmo narrates 'Maybe you
just haven't been chained up
by the right person, in the
right manner and such.
Handled by one of
exceptional experience.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat was thinknig more like - give all.abseq isabel, give club isabel
You chat 'was thinknig more like - give all.abseq isabel, give club isabel'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Jaros chats 'that's what
you've just asked for'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ryzom narrates 'Can you
please explain to Cosmo that
woman of the White Tower do
not like being chained for
BDSM and torture
preferences, Isabel?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cosmo narrates 'Why don't we
see what Alaina thinks?'

* HP:Healthy
MV:Fresh > nar I'm a stone faced borderguard and not a chatty warder like you !
You narrate 'I'm a stone faced borderguard and not a chatty warder like you !'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ryzom narrates 'You seem
pretty chatty to me!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ryzom narrates 'Shut up
Cosmo!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar that was the jokee
You narrate 'that was the jokee'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Randal narrates 'hey now, no
one is chatting, everyone is
narrating'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar it's not just women of the white tower who don't like being chained
You narrate 'it's not just women of the white tower who don't like being chained'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar it's ALL women
You narrate 'it's ALL women '

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell ryzom haha!
You tell Ryzom 'haha!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ryzom narrates 'True!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cosmo narrates 'Well, so far
we've gathered that Ryzom
enjoys being spanked and
doesn't like the idea of
others taking up
opportunities like being
chained up instead of him'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar i think we should tie up all the men instead
You narrate 'i think we should tie up all the men instead'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ryzom narrates 'Listen, I
would gladly be chained up
before a woman in novice
whites or a Sedai of the
White Tower, however! '

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ryzom narrates 'I do not
think you will ever have the
opportunity to use me for
your sick demented sexual
pleasure!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Randal narrates 'castrate
all men!'
Cosmo narrates 'Whatever
happened to fifty shades of
the wheel? The great
Seanchan novel.'

* HP:Healthy
MV:Fresh > nar castration is a violent masculinist non-solution
You narrate 'castration is a violent masculinist non-solution'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Randal narrates 'oh'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Randal narrates 'seemed to
be a good idea at the
time.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ryzom narrates 'Cosmo
probably prefers
imprisonment to castration
'

* HP:Healthy
MV:Fresh >
Ryzom narrates 'So I feel
like castration would be a
valid approach'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar we could tie up the men and make them watch Miffy videos
You narrate 'we could tie up the men and make them watch Miffy videos'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cosmo narrates 'If it would
please my Empress, may she
live forever.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ryzom narrates 'Why do all
men need to be tied up?!
Randal and I are just
Warders doing our duty! '

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ryzom narrates 'We have done
nothing wrong!'

* HP:Healthy
MV:Fresh >
Cosmo narrates 'For there be
no other reason that I live,
Mr. Strongest Gaidin'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ryzom narrates 'I am the
Strongest Gaidin, also known
as Strongest Gaidin, ALIAS
Strongest Gaidin, yes'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cosmo narrates 'Isn't
bonding just another word
for getting tied up?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar So is signing up for an army
You narrate 'So is signing up for an army'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cosmo narrates 'I be getting
spanked'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar It ties you to a cause, a mission!
You narrate 'It ties you to a cause, a mission!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar let's focus on what is Really important
You narrate 'let's focus on what is Really important'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ryzom narrates 'Such is
life! '

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ryzom narrates 'All one big
mission and cause!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar Sending armor annd weapons to fight trollocs
You narrate 'Sending armor annd weapons to fight trollocs'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar *cough*
You narrate '*cough*'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ryzom narrates 'Supply your
army with weapons?!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat okay fineee i'm going to watch tv show
You chat 'okay fineee i'm going to watch tv show'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat my foray into the world of text battles ends before it begins!
You chat 'my foray into the world of text battles ends before it begins!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tareck tells you 'Hey there,
where are you at?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat plus all the fun opponents seem to be on LS (<-- subtle flattery in case that works <-- eq me)
You chat 'plus all the fun opponents seem to be on LS (<-- subtle flattery in case
that works <-- eq me)'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > rep col :P
You reply to Tareck 'col
:P'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > whois tareck
Tareck the Recruit is a level 50 Saldaean Cavalry human.


* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ryzom chats 'I am naked on
DS!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat although i'm too lazy to pk also now
You chat 'although i'm too lazy to pk also now'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tareck tells you 'There's a
nice abs + mallet set in FD,
if you didn't know already
:-)'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > rep !!!!
You reply to Tareck '!!!!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > rep id idnt
You reply to Tareck 'id
idnt'

look
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > rep omb
Circle of Light
The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that
become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when
the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by
some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, you find yourself, surrounded
by a bright light.


To obtain some free starting equipment, TELL GUARDIAN KIT.

It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website at
wotmud.org, and our forums at wotmod.org before starting out, for the
rules, maps, and more.

[ obvious exits: N D ]
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You reply to Tareck 'omb'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tareck tells you 'Oh, ah!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > get torch barrel


You get a torch from a wooden barrel.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You get a torch from a wooden barrel.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > get fruit barrel
You get a torch from a wooden barrel.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

You get a strange fruit from a wooden barrel.

down
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You get a strange fruit from a wooden barrel.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You get a strange fruit from a wooden barrel.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Entering the Weave...
[ obvious exits: D ]

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > rep where did it come from?
You reply to Tareck 'where
did it come from?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Tareck tells you 'lol,
thought it was left there
for you when I saw you on'

enter weave fal dara
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > Ok.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
The Creator embraces you.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
The Crossing
Northward along the thoroughfare lies the great keep of Fal Dara. Running to
the east and west is the row of shops where local merchants ply their trades.
The ceaseless banging of a smithy comes from the east, while the equally
unmistakeable sounds of a tavern come from the west.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A gleeman is here, wearing a cloak of different colored patches.
The Fal Dara town crier stands here, spreading the news.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > rep wwwhaat
You reply to Tareck
'wwwhaat'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > where

Tareck tells you 'No clue,
it's weaponsmith barrel'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Isabel - The Crossing
Tareck - Road Inside the City Walls

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > north



Before the Keep
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > On the Drawbridge
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > Inner Gate of the Keep
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.
A quiet servant awaits instructions from his master.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > exa barrel
Center of the Courtyard
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A hanging lantern lights the path.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings.
An Illuminator's assistant stands here carrying some colored tubes.
A gray haired weaponsmaster stands nearby.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > It is a wooden barrel.
When you look inside, you see:
barrel (here) :
a pair of thin metal boots
a set of oiled chainmail leggings
a soft leather pouch

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > north
west
Entrance Foyer
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]


* HP:Healthy MV:Full > Western Hall
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > north
West Wing of the Castle
[ obvious exits: N E U ]
A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
A quiet servant awaits instructions from his master.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
End of the West Wing
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
Lord Dremond al'Moran stands nearby.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Tareck tells you 'Just saw
it there about 10 mins ago'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > Agelmar's Weaponsmith
[ obvious exits: S ]
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.
A weaponsmith is prepared to sell his best equipment.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > exa barrel
It is a wooden barrel.
When you look inside, you see:
barrel (here) :
a dark pair of steel boots
a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves
a brightly-colored sash
a silver-banded war mallet
[2] a silver Kandori wristcuff
a sturdy pair of full leather gauntlets
a pair of dyed leather armsleeves
a shining steel breastplate
a thin, black chain
a Kandori snowflake necklace
a strange, insectoid helm
an emerald ring
a black-laquered badge engraved with red serpents
[2] a large slab of meat
a set of riveted chainmail leggings
a pair of lissome leather boots with metal capped toes
a pair of thick metal boots

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > get all barrel

Tareck tells you 'go grab
:p'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Lord Dremond al'Moran has arrived from the south.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You get a dark pair of steel boots from a wooden barrel.
You get a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves from a wooden barrel.
You get a brightly-colored sash from a wooden barrel.
You get a silver-banded war mallet from a wooden barrel.
You get a silver Kandori wristcuff from a wooden barrel.
You get a silver Kandori wristcuff from a wooden barrel.
You get a sturdy pair of full leather gauntlets from a wooden barrel.
You get a pair of dyed leather armsleeves from a wooden barrel.
You get a shining steel breastplate from a wooden barrel.
You get a thin, black chain from a wooden barrel.
You get a Kandori snowflake necklace from a wooden barrel.
You get a strange, insectoid helm from a wooden barrel.
You get an emerald ring from a wooden barrel.
You get a black-laquered badge engraved with red serpents from a wooden barrel.
You get a large slab of meat from a wooden barrel.
You get a large slab of meat from a wooden barrel.
You get a set of riveted chainmail leggings from a wooden barrel.
You get a pair of lissome leather boots with metal capped toes from a wooden barrel.
You get a pair of thick metal boots from a wooden barrel.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat holy wow
You chat 'holy wow'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat this game delivers

Tareck tells you 'it's free
for sure now, nobody here'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You chat 'this game delivers'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat abs/mallet in fd barrel
You chat 'abs/mallet in fd barrel'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You chat '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > rep :D :D : D:D
You reply to Tareck ':D :D :
D:D'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tareck tells you 'haha'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > rep where did it come from???
You reply to Tareck 'where
did it come from???'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tareck tells you 'I don't
know, don't think anyone on
knows.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tareck tells you 'It's been
there a while'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tareck tells you 'random
leftovers maybe'

* HP:Healthy
MV:Fresh > rep wow
south
You reply to Tareck 'wow'


* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > east
End of the West Wing
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.


* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Tareck tells you 'but not
bad I'd say'
West Wing of the Castle
[ obvious exits: N E U ]

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > Western Hall
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > Entrance Foyer
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > rep my cup runneth over

A sergeant has arrived from the north.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > south
You reply to Tareck 'my cup
runneth over'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > chat htis is amazing
eq
You chat 'htis is amazing'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You are using:
<worn on finger> an emerald ring
<worn on head> a strange, insectoid helm
<worn around neck> a Kandori snowflake necklace
<worn around neck> a thin, black chain
<worn on body> a shining steel breastplate
<worn on arms> a pair of dyed leather armsleeves
<worn on hands> a sturdy pair of full leather gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a silver Kandori wristcuff
<worn around wrist> a silver Kandori wristcuff
<wielded two-handed> a silver-banded war mallet
<worn about waist> a brightly-colored sash
<worn on legs> a set of riveted chainmail leggings
<worn on feet> a pair of thick metal boots

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > inv
You are carrying:
a pair of lissome leather boots with metal capped toes
[2] a large slab of meat
a black-laquered badge engraved with red serpents
a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves
a dark pair of steel boots
[3] a strange fruit
[3] a torch

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > rem riveted
You stop using a set of riveted chainmail leggings.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > wear greaves
You put a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves on your legs.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > rep it's amazing!!!!
You reply to Tareck 'it's
amazing!!!!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > rep it's the same as finding a treasure
You reply to Tareck 'it's
the same as finding a
treasure'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > south


...

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > The Lane
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.
A small chimney puffs smoke from the roof of a ledge wagon.
An elite Shienaran guard attends his duties.
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
A young blacksmith is here, looking for work.
An old woman weaves a pattern on her loom.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Tareck tells you 'haha!
Treasure island mud :p'

east
* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > rem club

An elite Shienaran guard leaves east.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > The Fal Dara Master Blacksmith's
[ obvious exits: W ]
The master blacksmith's forge is here, blasted by a fierce fire.
An elite Shienaran guard attends his duties.
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
A master blacksmith is here, hard at work.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > You stop using a silver-banded war mallet.

offer club
* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > A master blacksmith stops his work temporarily to inspect a
silver-banded war mallet for Isabel.
A master blacksmith grins evilly.
A master blacksmith whispers to you 'It has been honed, but for 150 crowns I can
harden it for you.

Then I rented to go watch star trek because I'm too tired to play anyway but this was NICE. Thank you whoever left that stuff! And to Tareck for telling me!

stela
Posts: 7
Joined: Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:15 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by stela » Sun Aug 25, 2019 9:55 am

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Inside the Gate
Two small watchtowers flank a gate in the short wall surrounding the town.
The gate does not appear often used, given the amount of rust on the hinges
and the few weeds which have sprung up at the base of the wooden doors. A
wide stone street begins at the gates, stretching off eastwards into the
town where the gleaming white mass of the White Bridge is visible above the
rooftops of the town. A perimeter road running north and south just within
the town walls intersects the stone boulevard a few spans from the gate.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Zone: Whitebridge
Door east: gate
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A wild stallion bucks madly, being ridden by you.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by Rosaria.
Rosaria Sul'dam, holder of Anri's leash, White Leopard applicant is standing here, riding a
warhorse.
A wild stallion bucks madly, being ridden by Cosmo.
Lord Cosmo the Der'morat'torm is standing here, riding a wild stallion.
A draft horse is here.
Lexi has arrived from the west, riding a dust-colored gelding.
A raven has arrived from the west.
A raven has arrived from the west.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > [k cosmo]
You try to slash Cosmo, but he deflects the blow.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Cosmo: Wounded >
Rosaria says 'lexi pker?'
[bash ]


Someone bellows 'Paying out for scalps of the shadow at On the White Bridge.'
A wild stallion lays its ears flat against its neck.

-
=
Cosmo tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.
Rosaria tries to slice Lexi, but she deflects the blow.

+
*
*+
=-

-
Lexi unleashes a flurry of icy spikes at Cosmo, who is stabbed repeatedly.

=
Your bash at Cosmo sends him sprawling!

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Cosmo: Battered >

Lexi tries to pierce Rosaria, but she dodges the attack.
You slash Cosmo's body hard.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Cosmo: Battered >

Your body is pierced by razor sharp ice spikes sent by Rosaria!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Cosmo: Battered >

Rosaria tries to slice Lexi, but she deflects the blow.
You slash Cosmo's right leg hard.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Cosmo: Battered >
Rosaria panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Cosmo: Battered >
Cosmo panics, and attempts to flee!
Lexi unleashes a flurry of icy spikes at Cosmo, who is stabbed repeatedly.
Rosaria leaves south riding a warhorse.
Cosmo leaves west riding a wild stallion.

b
* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Cosmo has arrived from the west, riding a wild stallion.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
[bash ]
Bash who?

* R HP:Hurt MV:Full >
x
b
[k cosmo]
You try to slash Cosmo, but he deflects the blow.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Full - Cosmo: Critical >
[bash ]


-=
Cosmo tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.
Cosmo panics, and attempts to flee!

+
*
*
Cosmo leaves east riding a wild stallion.
Cosmo has arrived from the east, riding a wild stallion.


You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
You receive your share of experience...
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
Lexi's icy spikes shred Cosmo, whose insides now flow freely to the ground.
Cosmo is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Cosmo's death cry.

Yeah, I guess you could say Lexi dabbles :lol:

Rosaria
Posts: 17
Joined: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:05 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Rosaria » Thu Aug 29, 2019 7:01 am

Few trolls fleestabbing us at ragan.


* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Strong > c
[kill 1.dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Strong > [kill 1.dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Strong > [kill 1.dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Strong > [kill 1.dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Strong > [kill 1.dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Strong > narr we will eat stab eventually
kill h.dark
c
You narrate 'we will eat stab eventually'

c
* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Strong > You try to slice *Owch*, but he parries successfully.
Groderick sits down and rests.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Strong - Owch: Hurt > c
c
[kill 1.dark]
You do the best you can!

c
* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Strong - Owch: Hurt > [kill 1.dark]
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Strong - Owch: Hurt > [kill 1.dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Strong - Owch: Hurt > c
You try to slice *Owch*, but he parries successfully.
A Shienaran forward scout joins your fight!
A Shienaran forward scout joins a Shienaran forward scout's fight!
A Shienaran forward scout joins a Shienaran forward scout's fight!
Ragan joins a Shienaran forward scout's fight!
[kill 1.dark]
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Strong - Owch: Hurt > [kill 1.dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Strong - Owch: Hurt > [kill 1.dark]
They aren't here.

c
* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Strong - Owch: Hurt > [kill 1.dark]
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Strong - Owch: Hurt > 0

*Owch* places a sharp, red stone dagger in the back of Groderick, resulting in some strange noises and blood!
Groderick is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Groderick's death cry.

Rig
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Rig » Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:13 pm

Oof

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