Funny quotes.

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Erulisse
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Erulisse » Wed May 06, 2020 9:15 pm

Adael wrote:
Wed May 06, 2020 8:47 pm
I thought the joke was her saying the White Tower is an oppressed minority :lol: :roll:
People think being part of a self selected oligarchy that secretly pulls the strings of power across the continent is all fun and games!

isabel
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by isabel » Thu May 14, 2020 10:05 am

Not mud related but seriously cracks me up

https://twitter.com/savag3ap3/status/12 ... 85411?s=20

Razhak
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Razhak » Fri May 15, 2020 4:06 pm

Basining:


* HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Strong > The blood boils in a basin with strange markings and reveals:
A Fracture in the Rock
The jagged peaks of a red-stone mountain range cut into the sky in the
distance. Breaking the monotony of the endless flat desert a large cliff
wall rises to the north. Stout green plants covered with long thin needles
dot the landscape, while long forgotten remains of small mammals poke out
of the dry and unyielding sediment. The hard, cracked earth is worn down
nearer the cliff wall where a fracture in the rock meets the desert floor.

Kenners, I went to bed. Make yourself a testmob to learn the commands and we'll look next time.
[ obvious exits: N ]
*Kentest* is standing here.
A soft, fluffy kitten looks ready to pounce.

Kenria
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Kenria » Fri May 15, 2020 8:25 pm

Razhak wrote:
Fri May 15, 2020 4:06 pm
Basining:


* HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Strong > The blood boils in a basin with strange markings and reveals:
A Fracture in the Rock
The jagged peaks of a red-stone mountain range cut into the sky in the
distance. Breaking the monotony of the endless flat desert a large cliff
wall rises to the north. Stout green plants covered with long thin needles
dot the landscape, while long forgotten remains of small mammals poke out
of the dry and unyielding sediment. The hard, cracked earth is worn down
nearer the cliff wall where a fracture in the rock meets the desert floor.

Kenners, I went to bed. Make yourself a testmob to learn the commands and we'll look next time.
[ obvious exits: N ]
*Kentest* is standing here.
A soft, fluffy kitten looks ready to pounce.
Woops Thats my bad.

Testing someone and I forgot to fix the room

Erulisse
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Joined: Tue Jul 11, 2017 2:32 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Erulisse » Sun May 17, 2020 10:31 am

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > enter gate
You step through the gateway.
The Top of the Hill
To the east the large rocks make a suitable home for several seagulls, yet
makes passage not an option. You can see Seandar and the grasslands far
below to the west while there is a lighthouse to the north. Judging by the
whistling of wind on the rocks and the saltly taste of the air, the sea is
close to the east. The road continues down the hill and to the north.
[ obvious exits: N D ]
A glowing portal hovers here forming a gateway to another place.
A gull is here flying around.

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > s
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > look
The Top of the Hill
To the east the large rocks make a suitable home for several seagulls, yet
makes passage not an option. You can see Seandar and the grasslands far
below to the west while there is a lighthouse to the north. Judging by the
whistling of wind on the rocks and the saltly taste of the air, the sea is
close to the east. The road continues down the hill and to the north.
[ obvious exits: N D ]
A glowing portal hovers here forming a gateway to another place.
A gull is here flying around.

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > who seanchan
Seanchan
---------

0 players displayed.

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > reply I really need to remember to check my gates
You reply to Firimei 'I really need to remember to check my gates'

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Full > look

Suddenly someone places something in your back!
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Ouch! You lose a level.
Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: N D ]
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

You've forgotten everything you've learned!

Tandie
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Tandie » Mon May 25, 2020 4:37 pm

Taziar chats 'why do I have 67% rescue practiced!?'
Alphonse chats 'real hero'
Taziar chats 'i guess'
Elyse chats 'you really hate the "you failed the rescue!" message?'
Kathala chats 'wanted to rescue the King when he had a sword?'
Taziar chats 'all good possibilities'

Kordin
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Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:17 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Kordin » Tue May 26, 2020 4:34 am

Alrighty then....
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > sell herb
An herbalist tells you 'What do you think I need with that?'

Jaye
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Jaye » Fri May 29, 2020 10:09 am

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
An old woman says 'Miss, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my walking cane, can you help me find it?'

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > twid
You patiently twiddle your thumbs.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > pat woman
You pat an old woman on her head.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Howie says 'no firetruck off mate'

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