Funny quotes.

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dejaqkl
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by dejaqkl » Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:37 pm

And than I mobbed in keep cause monsters are all mean. Uggggh

Zyonel
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Zyonel » Thu Jun 13, 2019 5:32 am

Hilarious!!

Razhak
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Razhak » Thu Jun 13, 2019 11:21 am

Meren narrates 'Flame TKD if you want Crack'

Razhak
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Razhak » Sun Jun 23, 2019 4:46 pm

Humans had just found the oilskin bag with potions..




* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Haggard > Twisted Forest
One can notice a big nest high up in a tree. Because of the nest's size, it
must be eagle's nest. Sometimes the watcher can hear some peeping coming from
the nest. The forest continues to the south and east, where a statue of a man
can be seen. To the north and west one gets nearer to the hill that lies in the
northwest.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
A black hawk with white markings scans for prey.
A seasoned Shienaran soldier is here, fighting Knuckle.
*Isabel* is sitting here, riding a battle-trained Shienaran warlander.
Knuckle the Abominable Bruiser is here, fighting Arturos.
*Arturos* is here, fighting Knuckle, riding a warhorse.

* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Haggard > steal tinful isabel

A seasoned Shienaran soldier blasts Knuckle's left arm.
*Arturos* blasts Knuckle's left leg.
Knuckle pounds *Arturos*'s body hard.

* :Strong MV:Haggard >
Got it!

* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Haggard >
A seasoned Shienaran soldier barely blasts Knuckle's right leg.
*Arturos* blasts Knuckle's left leg hard.
*Isabel* lances Knuckle's left arm.
Knuckle pounds *Arturos*'s body hard.

steal potion isabel
* :Strong MV:Haggard >
Got it!

* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Haggard > steal potion isabel

A seasoned Shienaran soldier tickles Knuckle's body with his blast.
*Arturos* blasts Knuckle's body.

* :Strong MV:Haggard >
*Isabel* sends Knuckle sprawling with a powerful bash!

*
Got it!

* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Haggard > steal potion isabel
A seasoned Shienaran soldier blasts Knuckle's left arm.
*Arturos* blasts Knuckle's right arm.
*Isabel* lances Knuckle's left arm very hard.
The twisted forestland darkens as the sun slowly sets.
The sky starts to get cloudy.

*
Got it!

* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Weary > steal potion isabel
-
A seasoned Shienaran soldier blasts Knuckle's body.
*Arturos* blasts Knuckle's right hand hard.
*Isabel* lances Knuckle's right leg hard.

*
Got it!

* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Weary > steal potion isabel

Knuckle panics, and attempts to flee!

:Strong MV:Weary >
Knuckle leaves west.

*
Got it!

* R S HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Weary > steal potion isabel
=
*Isabel* lances your right hand.

+
You give up the stealing attempt.

Tandrael
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Tandrael » Sun Jun 23, 2019 4:47 pm

That’s pretty great.

Cruoris
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Cruoris » Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:44 pm

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell jakd OH LOOK ITS LLAMA
You tell Jakd 'OH LOOK ITS LLAMA'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > stand
You are already standing.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The black flame surges and Jakd steps from within its depths.

k llama
* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You pierce a llama's right foreleg very hard.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - a llama: Hurt >
Jakd tells you 'haha yes'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - a llama: Hurt >
A llama tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce a llama's body very hard.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - a llama: Wounded >
You pierce a llama's left foreleg very hard.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - a llama: Wounded >
Jakd pierces a llama's right foreleg extremely hard.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - a llama: Battered >
Jakd pierces a llama's right foreleg into bloody fragments!
A llama flaps his wings and flies high into the sky. <<< WTF, cheating?!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Jakd says 'die llama'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > k llama
You try.. but your arms are shorter than your dreams...

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Jakd falls down laughing. <<< He feels cheated!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa okay
You say 'okay' <<< I feel cheated too!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sheath dagger
draw spike
throw h.llama
draw dagger
You sheath a curved clear dagger into an earthen brown mantle.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You try to quietly draw a throwing spike from a silver Kandori wristcuff.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You throw a throwing spike at a llama. <<< Plan B - #antiair#secrettechnologies#smartkobals#savetheworldfromllamas#dontgethitbyshitfromabove!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A throwing spike arcs through the air.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A throwing spike rips through a llama's guts as he collapses to the ground.
A llama is dead! R.I.P. <<< Down with cheaters!

Alyna
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Alyna » Wed Jul 10, 2019 1:44 pm

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > north
You have 29(404) hit and 113(138) movement points.
You have scored 106109911 experience points and 25 quest points.
You need 2390089 exp to level and 5 qp to rank.
You have played 47 days and 23 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Alyna the Sentry [Civil Watch 2] (Level 50).
You are standing.

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > A Winding Road
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A wild stallion bucks madly, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > A Winding Road
[ obvious exits: E S ]
A wild stallion bucks madly, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > east
A Winding Road
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A wild stallion bucks madly, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > scan e <-- too late in the night
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > east <-- let's risk it anyway
north
east
east
Before a Split in the Road
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A wild stallion bucks madly, being ridden by you.
*Rig* is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.

east
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > *someone* slices your right arm into bloody fragments! <-- Dammit!
You are dead! Sorry...
Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: N D ]
A blunt dagger lies here red with rust.
A hunk of beef has been left here.
A honeycake is here, baked to perfection [2]
A wooden practice shield has been dropped here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A kind-faced figure stands here.
Maybe you should get on your feet first?

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > east
Maybe you should get on your feet first?

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > north
Maybe you should get on your feet first?

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > Maybe you should get on your feet first?

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > north
Maybe you should get on your feet first?

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > Maybe you should get on your feet first?

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > Maybe you should get on your feet first?

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > rep ah damn i died
You reply to Tomos 'ah damn i died'

* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
Tomos narrates 'Alyna fell fighting for the Light'

TIME PASSES

* HP:Battered MV:Strong > save
Saving Alyna.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
A Shienaran scout narrates 'Spawn north of Lockshear!' <-- Ah well

* HP:Battered MV:Strong > A Shienaran scout narrates 'Spawn north of Lockshear!'

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
A Shienaran scout narrates 'Spawn north of Lockshear!'

TWIDDLE THUMBS

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > sc
You have 220(404) hit and 138(138) movement points.
You have scored 104859912 experience points and 25 quest points.
You need 3640088 exp to level and 5 qp to rank.
You have played 47 days and 23 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Alyna the Sentry [Civil Watch 2] (Level 50).
You are resting.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Rig* arrives from a puff of smoke. <--- ???

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > look
Circle of Light
The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that
become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when
the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by
some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, you find yourself, surrounded
by a bright light.


To obtain some free starting equipment, TELL GUARDIAN KIT.

It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website at
wotmud.org, and our forums at wotmod.org before starting out, for the
rules, maps, and more.

[ obvious exits: N D ]
A blunt dagger lies here red with rust.
A hunk of beef has been left here.
A honeycake is here, baked to perfection [2]
A wooden practice shield has been dropped here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
*Rig* is standing here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Rig* hisses 'lol'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > say yikes
You say 'yikes'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > l rig
*Rig* hisses 'so uh'

Alaina narrates 'I really hate fighting Rig'
Zygoat narrates 'we all do'

Rig is in excellent condition.

*Rig* is using:
<worn on head> a strange, insectoid helm
<worn around neck> a silver medallion
<worn around neck> a shimmering chain of gold
<worn about body> an inky black cloak (frayed)
<slung on back> a heron engraved scabbard
<worn on hands> a sturdy pair of full leather gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a jeweled wristcuff
<worn around wrist> a jeweled wristcuff
<wielded two-handed> a heron marked blade with a jeweled hilt
<worn on legs> a pair of thick, gold-plated greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of lissome leather boots with metal capped toes

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Rig* hisses 'how are you'

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
*Rig* disappears in a mushroom cloud.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > look
Circle of Light
The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that
become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when
the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by
some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, you find yourself, surrounded
by a bright light.


To obtain some free starting equipment, TELL GUARDIAN KIT.

It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website at
wotmud.org, and our forums at wotmod.org before starting out, for the
rules, maps, and more.

[ obvious exits: N D ]
A blunt dagger lies here red with rust.
A hunk of beef has been left here.
A honeycake is here, baked to perfection [2]
A wooden practice shield has been dropped here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

Razhak
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Razhak » Mon Jul 15, 2019 3:59 am

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full > who
Players
-------
Razhak the Myrddraal [Chosen Myrddraal]
Zangief the Dark General [Chosen Myrddraal]
2 Jaster the Myrddraal [Chosen Myrddraal]
Anansi Mazakeen the Tai'isha [Chosen Dreadguard]
~ Vehruer the Legend of the Dark [Watchers]
Fiddler the Shar'mordero [Chosen Myrddraal]
Rig the Shar'cor'sam [Chosen Myrddraal]

7 players displayed.

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full > na lo partypeople
You narrate 'lo partypeople'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full > na well... the mud can close down now
You narrate 'well... the mud can close down now'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Rig narrates ':P'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > na for the first time in forever
You narrate 'for the first time in forever'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > na all Chosen are online
You narrate 'all Chosen are online'

Razhak
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Razhak » Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:22 am

How does a simple where from when I logged on, lead to this much buttmunching crap?

Someone please delete it?

This is the FUNNIES thread

Elysia
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Elysia » Wed Jul 17, 2019 8:51 am

Razhak wrote:How does a simple where from when I logged on, lead to this much buttmunching crap?

Someone please delete it?

This is the FUNNIES thread
Now look what you're making me do, I'm agreeing with Razhak. ;)

Edit: almost 2 pages of bs deleted, all because Veh was having a meeting with Chosen. I'm really going to make a tinfoil hat retool now, too many players seem to crave one.

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