Funny quotes.

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Grut
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Grut » Sun Mar 22, 2020 5:53 pm

So, we're off to kill some pukes IoMM, but Taz and Mikhan get into a fight with the captain on the ship.
The sailors gank Mikhan and hurl him overboard!
The sailors gank Taz and hurl him overboard!

You narrate 'You get pushed into WATER'
You narrate '....'
Amino narrates 'LOL'

Liena
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Liena » Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:32 am

Troika bellows 'i should of fased threw the door'
You bellow 'but then i would have had no choice but to door you'
Troika bellows 'is anyone around to pk?'
Troika bellows 'you would of lost i have my heron out'
You bellow 'im abs with an axe and master dmg zerk attack and mobs helping, dont be too sure'
Troika bellows 'fear and you die'
You bellow '[32] a vial filled with a dark red liquid'

Monsoon
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Monsoon » Fri Apr 17, 2020 8:15 pm

Smackdown narrates 'why smackdown want combo?'

Smackdown narrates 'only combo smackdown knows is BERSERK AND BASH!'

Razhak
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Razhak » Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:06 pm

* R S HP:Hurt DP:Full MV:Winded - Corath: Hurt > 4
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Razhak - Rolling Hills

* R S HP:Hurt DP:Full MV:Winded - Corath: Hurt >
You slash *Corath*'s right leg hard.

* R S HP:Hurt DP:Full MV:Winded - Corath: Hurt > 2

You slash *Corath*'s body hard.

[bash ] MV:Winded - Corath: Wounded >


The young buck has arrived from the west.
A baby raccoon leaves south.
*Corath* tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.
*Corath* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* R S HP:Hurt DP:Full MV:Winded - Corath: Hurt > 2

*Corath* slashes your body.

*Corath* tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.
You slash *Corath*'s left leg hard.
[bash ]

+
*Corath* says 'how bad am i gonna get ganked?'

=
Your bash at *Corath* sends him sprawling!

* R S HP:Hurt DP:Full MV:Winded - Corath: Wounded > cmw
pd
[change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* R S HP:Hurt DP:Full MV:Winded - Corath: Wounded > [change posture defensive]
Posture changed to: Defensive

* R S HP:Hurt DP:Full MV:Winded - Corath: Wounded >
You slash *Corath*'s body hard.

* R S HP:Hurt DP:Full MV:Winded - Corath: Wounded > / extremely bad

You slash *Corath*'s left leg hard.

* R S HP:Hurt DP:Full MV:Winded - Corath: Wounded > 2
[say ]
You hiss 'extremely bad'

[bash ] MV:Winded - Corath: Wounded >


*Corath* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* R S HP:Hurt DP:Full MV:Winded - Corath: Wounded >
The hog has arrived from the east.

* R S HP:Hurt DP:Full MV:Winded - Corath: Wounded >
*Corath* panics, and attempts to flee!

MV:Winded - Corath: Wounded >
*Corath* slashes your body hard.
*Corath* leaves south riding a Saldaean charger.



....aaaand gone

Power off blufff

Lara
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Lara » Fri May 01, 2020 6:56 pm

Lelaine Akashi intones 'Siuan Sanche, the Watcher of the Seals, the Flame of Tar Valon, the Amyrlin Seat.'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > l
The Hall of the Tower
This grand domed oval room has a ceiling at least thirty paces high. Its
walls of dark wood have been inlaid with the silver Flame of Tar Valon. The
floor has been delicately painted in the colors of all the Ajahs. A raised
platform, fronted by steps, runs around the outside of the room, containing
eighteen chairs in clusters of three, each painted and cushioned to declare
the Ajah of its inhabitant. A high-backed chair, the Amyrlin Seat, rests at
the far wall on a dais, ornately carved in vines and leaves and painted in
the colors of all the Ajahs. A large rose window opposite the entrance
offers a view of Dragonmount, which looms as a constant reminder.
[ obvious exits: N ]
Cadsuane Melaidhrin, the Amyrlin Seat, is here watching you intently.


Considering what we went through to be rid of her, I thought this was pretty funny.

Firimei Lang
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Location: UK

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Firimei Lang » Tue May 05, 2020 7:55 am

It was amusing, since she turned up naked too!!

Erulisse
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Erulisse » Wed May 06, 2020 7:33 pm

Vehruer tells you 'Do you think an Aes Sedai would call herself a witch? :P'

You reply to Vehruer 'I also know for a fact that many other Aes Sedai including Damena and Zarene have over the years without getting any grief for it'

Vehruer tells you 'oh you're going for the 'this happened 10 years ago to someone else so I should be ok' defence?'


You reply to Vehruer 'Minorities often take on the epithets of their oppressors in order to rob them of their power '


You reply to Vehruer 'Im saying that plenty of other people have done it before I was singled out for it just now'

Vehruer tells you 'Given your record, you need to be cleaner than everyone else. If you see someone else with a bad title, report it to me, I'm happy to look at it.'


Vehruer tells you 'You need to look after yourself and stop worrying about others. So let's change your title to something rp'ish, and stop wasting each other's time?'


You reply to Vehruer 'that is some bull dung'

You reply to Vehruer 'I just pointed out the fact that multiple people over years and years have done it'


Vehruer tells you 'I can't do much about something that happened 10 years ago. Let's just worry about the here and now. Fix your title and we won't have to talk again'


You reply to Vehruer 'Why dont you change it to something that you are comfortable with'

You reply to Vehruer 'and just cut out the middleman'


Erulisse Avehelm, Aes Sedai is a human.
An olive skinned woman with a smooth ageless face and wide spaced curious dark eyes.
Chocolate brown hair hangs in a mass of untidy braids, woven with pieces of sea glass.
If her recent imprisonment has changed her, she hides it well.

You pray 'There you go, I dont really need to be involved apparently '

Camille
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Camille » Wed May 06, 2020 8:01 pm

None of that was funny :|

livendros
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by livendros » Wed May 06, 2020 8:32 pm

More of a passive aggressive vent ... move along

Adael
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Adael » Wed May 06, 2020 8:47 pm

I thought the joke was her saying the White Tower is an oppressed minority :lol: :roll:

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