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Christmas Song Adaption Entry

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:47 pm
by Naomi
Sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

Shame Rig is one syllable, but he was a good sport and gave me permission to post it.
Rig, the snot-nosed halfman
had a very slimey nose
And if you ever saw him
you would even say it flows

All the other halfmen
Still laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rig
join in any slaughter games

Then one humid Winternight
Shaidar came to say
"Ugh! What's this snot so slick,
Burn you, Rig, wipe this up quick!"

Then all the other halfmen mocked Rig,
as they cried out in glee,
"Shaidar, you're in good luck,
at least it wasn't pee!"

Re: Christmas Song Adaption Entry

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 9:21 pm
by Rig
+10 points for not throwing me in the same bus as Razhak and Troika!!!

Re: Christmas Song Adaption Entry

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 9:22 pm
by Naomi
Rig wrote:
Sat Nov 30, 2019 9:21 pm
+10 points for not throwing me in the same bus as Razhak and Troika!!!
You're welcome, Rig!

All lyrics are inspired by a true life story, and are factual data. This is not a work of fiction.